Disclaimer: Guess what! Konami just rang me and offered to give me Silent Hill…Wait I think that may have been a dream coz yet again….I still don't own Silent Hill. I don't own Captain Planet (but he is my hero!). I don't own (thank god) Australian Idol either. I also don't own The Living End (Dammit!).
Note: I know this story is starting to get stupid at some parts, but I promise that by the next chapter they might get to the institute, which has been a long time waiting!
"Why does this cover have to be so fucking heavy? I'm defiantly gonna need a fruit-box after this." Alia yelled.
"Well that's what you get for running ahead and running all fast like!" Beké replied.
"I got it! About time, I had been trying to open that since before Amber and Beké climbed the ladder." Alia screamed.
"What are you saying, that me & Beké are slow people? Well let me tell you something, we may be slow runners but...umm…I have nothing else to say, I lost my trail of thought…fuck it!" Amber yelled back.
"Can we just climb out the hole? I don't wanna hold on to this ladder anymore!" Beké screamed.
Alia pushed the cover to the side and climbed out of the opening, Marie, Beké and Amber followed. They looked around where they were. They were just around the corner from the old library where they had been before they went into they ended up in the tunnel.
"What was the fucking point of going into the library? I know the road is blocked at the end, but we are like 100 metres from where we came from." Beké complained.
"To get my crossbow, which I love dearly! Let's just keep walking and hopefully we will get to the institute without anymore delays." Marie replied.
Just as she finished saying this the radio started to blast out distortion into the almost empty street. A brigade of three marshmallow men were walking towards the girls.
"I think that this is a job for my crossbow!" Marie shouted excitedly.
She aimed her crossbow at the closest marshmallow man and shot at it. She hit the marshmallow man and he exploded, bright red blood going everywhere.
"Got you, stupid bastard!" Marie yelled.
She aimed at the second marshmallow man and shot, she also hit this one, but there was less of an explosion.
"I wonder what those marshmallow men are made of? I mean of they explode just like that. Beké I think that we need to kill the last one so that Marie doesn't get to have all the fun!" Amber explained.
"What about me? I want to kill something." Alia replied.
"Yeah let's all kill that last fucker and then we can watch the explosion, coz that last one looked like fireworks!" Beké agreed!
Amber, Beké and Alia ran up to the marshmallow man and started to scream random words at it.
"Lawnmower, streetlight, dustbin, fencepost, carpet cleaning, water polo, maple syrup….."
"I don't think this is getting us anywhere, I mean the word that affected it the worst was maple syrup, maybe we should try yelling some song lyrics at it and I have the perfect song!"
"Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart! GO, Planet! By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! Captain Planet, He's our hero, Gonna take pollution down to zero, He's our powers magnified, And he's fighting on the planet's side, Captain Planet, He's our hero, Gonna take pollution down to zero, Gonna help him put asunder, Bad guys who like to loot and plunder, We're the Planeteers, You can be one, too, Coz saving our planet is the thing to do, Looting and polluting, Is not the way, Hear what Captain Planet has to say! The power is yours!" They sang.
As they sang the theme to their favourite television show, the marshmallow man started to wobble, he then fell down and exploded.
"I didn't think that our singing was that bad, I think we did quite well, I think we could audition for Australian Idol, and we would win! Our recreation of Captain Planet would go straight to number one!" Alia said.
"I think that you guys should keep your day jobs and that we should just keep walking because we have been standing at this one spot for ages, and if we want to find out what's going on I think we should keep going." Marie explained.
"Time for another song! Roll on, Roll on!" Amber sang.
"The Living End…what a great band!" Beké replied.
"We'll roll on with our heads held high." Amber and Beké sang.
"Shut the fuck up, we need to keep going and until we get to the institute you can't sing because of um…the curse…yeah…the curse that was put on this road and the road around the corner…and if anyone sings…or hums…they die…and then…their flesh is given to the…um…yappy little dogs…that don't stop barking…and yeah…that's why you shouldn't be singing." Marie explained while trying to make up excuses for them not to sing.
Marie figured that if she told them not to sing, they would stop and then they would forget and not start singing until they had found out what had happened to that little town. They walked down the road expecting something to happen, and when they got to the corner where they had to turn left so they could go to the institute they were shocked that nothing had come to attack them.
"Hmmm I'm scared and confused right now, nothing has come to attack us, and we are close to the institute and nothing has come to delay us…something bad is gonna happen." Amber wondered out loud.
They kept walking towards the school, which looked as if it had burnt down.
"We are not going in there, I mean we have been delayed enough, and if we come out of the institute we can go investigate the remains of our old school, I cant believe how small it looks, I mean it would look if there wasn't rubble everywhere!" Marie explained.
"I never went there, I went to Riverton, and well we all know what that was like." Alia replied.
"Let's just keep going we are so close to the institute, I mean I could throw a rock and hit it." Beké explained, "But I have crappy aim and I might miss!"
They continued to the institute and the only monster they came across was an egg-sack, which with a single blow to the head Amber killed it with her metal pole. They walked around to the front of the building.
"I'm not sure which door this key is gonna open, I mean there is like 600 doors on this place, and I'm pretty sure its smaller than my house!" Amber said.
"Maybe we should try the front door? I mean it would be logical, and the door is right in front of us!" Marie explained.
She tried the key in the front door, but it wouldn't open.
"Fuckin stupid logic, maybe we should try the back door." Marie suggested.
They walked around to the back door and tried the key in the door, when the key turned, the door opened.
"About time we got in! It smells so bad in here, so much worse than the sewers as well." Alia said.
They walked into the institute not know what would happen.
"Argh why is it the first thing I hear when I walk in is that goddamn tumble dryer noise?" Amber screamed.
Note: Yeah I know its not as long as the other chapters before it, but trust me I'm pretty sure that the next chapter will be longer.
