Disclaimer: Oh My God, I just received the best phone call ever, but that has nothing to do with this disclaimer (I didn't even get a phone call; I just wanted to feel loved!). I still don't own Silent Hill, although I did go out and buy the game a while ago…so much fun!

Note: I can't believe that I have made it up to 15 chapters! It's so exciting…well not really. Before I started this chapter I played some more Silent Hill 2, and it has helped with some ideas. If you have played this game, you will know where most of the things are from, if you haven't well, you're in for a treat, a tasty corpse-like treat!

As the girls entered the door, they ended up on the stage, which was located at the top end of the hall. The curtains for the stage were shut and the wings had been trashed, there were blood stains all over the floor and corpses hanging from the roof. The lights had been pulled down from the roof and had been smashed all over the floor, the glass from the chandeliers and light bulbs covered the floor, making it look as if it had been covered in metallic confetti. The smell of rotting flesh filled the room. It was as if there was a morgue close to where the girls were standing.

"If I don't breathe, I can't smell the dead-ness of this room," Amber said.

"If you don't breathe you will die, either way it's a lose/lose situation," Marie replied.

"Fine, I will reap the benefits of breathing the death air and start puking sometime soon. Is there any point to why we are standing on the stage here? Also why are the curtains shut? I mean how can the audience see what's going on if the doors are closed?" Amber asked.

"Why would an audience want to see this stage? Its so trashed, I mean why would they want to see broken lights, trashed wings and glass? Also do you really think that they would want to see the corpses located just above you? I could so be a tour guide," Beké replied.

"What? Why would you want to be a tour guide at a time like this?" Marie asked.

"If you look to your right you will see a massive pile of glass, if you look to your left you will see Amber inspecting a curtain and trying to open it with a flame thrower, wait, Amber you stupid bitch don't set fire to the curtain, if you set fire to the curtain, the rest of this place will catch alight and we will burn to death," Beké explained in her tour guide voice, "also, if you look directly above where Alia is standing, you will see some beautifully crafted while quite mutilated corpses, these are available to purchase through our gift shop, which is conveniently located at the front of this building."

"Beké, guess what! You sound like one of those robotic like things that try to help people and they don't. Is there really a gift shop at the front?" Alia asked.

"I am now answering various questions about the tour, yes you, the one to Amber's right and to Marie's left, I believe your name is Alia, but I can't be too sure, to answer your question, what the fuck do you think? If I said there was a gift shop, the obviously there is one there," Tour Guide Beké continued, "Yes Amber who is on both Alia and Marie's right, what is your question?"

"My question is will you shut the fuck up?" Amber asked in a very posh voice.

"Ladies don't speak like that, I'm sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to leave this tour group and you and your children and your children's children are banned from here…for the next three months. Also to answer your very irrelevant question, no I will not shut the fuck up. Now I have said it and now I have to ask my self to leave the group, I, my children and my children's children are also banned for three months." Beké continued, "Any more questions?"

"Yeah over here, just one. Umm when will this tour end? I have an expedition to finish and you aren't really helping with much at the moment." Marie asked.

"That's it, everyone here is being asked to leave the tour group, you are all banned and so are all your children and all your children's children. I'm sorry, but you are all out of control and I wish for you all to find your way out the door and don't even think about walking into the gift shop, because you are also banned from there. Infact I am so sick of this, that I am going to quit my job and become an expeditionist, which is a word that I just made up, and find out what the fuck is wrong with this town with you guys." Beké yelled.

"I think you are slightly out of your mind, you just quit your non-existent job. By the way what was the pay like?" Amber asked with a smirk on her face.

"Shut the fuck up, it was a good job and the pay was so awesome, you are just jealous that I had a job and you didn't" Beké replied.

"I did have a job, but then I went to Queensland with you guys and 'forgot' to tell my boss, which ended up with me getting fired, but that's not the point, it was a crappy job anyway! Can we please go down into the actual hall because it's so gross up here and it's reminding me of when Beké used to have that job as a tour guide!" Amber replied back.

They walked into the wings on the side of stage and opened up the door that leads to the main hall.

"Wow this hall is fucked! I mean it's no wonder it's so crappy, it's covered in blood and there's something shiny over there." Alia said.

Alia ran over to a chair that was sitting in the middle of the hall, on the chair was a horseshoe and some ammo for all of the weapons.

"I wonder what this horseshoe is for," Alia wondered while looking at the horseshoe and holding it upside down.

"Alia, hold the horseshoe up the right way, or you'll give us all bad luck. I found this wax sculpture of a little doll, and for some reason Amber has a box of matches, which is never a good thing." Marie explained.

"Yay I have matches," Amber screamed.

"Look at this door, it has no handle, maybe if we put the horseshoe in the indentation and then melt the wax with the matches to hold it in, then maybe, just maybe we can open the door!" Beké explained.

"Can I melt the wax? I mean its only logical, coz I am holding the matches and apparently I am also a pyromaniac." Amber explained.

"Only if you promise not to set fire to anything else in this room!" Marie replied.

"Yay, fire!" Amber said while melting the wax.

"Holy shit, it worked, I mean I was just throwing ideas out there and it worked, I am so happy! Time for a happy dance!" Beké said.

Beké, Amber, Alia and Marie all did a happy dance.

"Maybe we should go through the door now?" Alia asked.

"Yeah I think we should, let's go, and maybe we can do more happy dancing on the other side!" Marie replied.

Beké opened the door.

"Fuck! I think I might let Amber go first!" Beké yelled.

Note: The whole wax doll, horseshoe and matches is from Silent Hill 2 except when James did that it was a lighter!