Disclaimer: Yet again (sigh!) I don't own Silent Hill! I mean you would have to be seriously twisted to come up with what comes out of those games, I still have nightmares about Pyramid Head, and his so-called "great knife"! Anyways….I still don't own it, and you should know that by now! I also don't own (clears throat) Fruit-box, Captain Planet or Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy!
Note: As I approach closer and closer to what I think will be the end, I keep getting more ideas and end up writing more chapters!
"Why the fuck do I have to go first?" Amber asked.
"Because you are slightly insane and no-one else wants to," Beké replied.
"I think I should be given a medal for entering this door fist,' Amber said.
Amber continued talking about medals and doors.
"Shut the fuck up and go through the door," Beké yelled.
Just as she yelled this she pushed Amber through the door.
"Fuck! Why the fuck did you do that? It fucken hurt! I think I may have landed on a flight of stairs, the smell in here is so gross. Get down here right now, I can't see because I don't have the flashlight, but I do however have a flamethrower!" Amber replied.
"Oh no you don't, quick get down there before she sets fire to something. Hey Alia, shine the torch through the door, so we can see where we are going." Marie yelled.
"Okay then, I wish I hadn't shone the torch down there, it's so…morgue-like." Alia replied.
Beké, Alia and Marie walked through the door and down the three stairs to where Amber was still laying. They looked around and noticed that in the walls next to the stairs were some tubes, but these weren't ordinary tubes; they had dead bodies in them.
"Holy shit! This is a morgue, it's so…I can't even describe it!" Marie said.
"The smell of rotting flesh makes me almost nostalgic," Beké said.
"Did I just see that corpse move? It must have been my imagination," Amber replied.
"What the…? I'll pretend I didn't see that," Alia also replied, "I can't believe that these stairs are so long! I don't wanna walk all this way, I mean haven't we walked enough? I wish I had rested on that chair back at the institute!"
"I wonder where these stairs go, I have never seen them, hmmm…I wonder how much further we have to go because when we get to the bottom then maybe if we are lucky, Alia will stop complaining about these stairs!" Beké explained.
"I wonder why there is a morgue here, I mean I know that there are a lot of dead people around, but I don't think they need to be put into a morgue like this. Couldn't they just get buried?" Amber asked.
"they are all good questions, but only time will tell us the answers, but for now can we please try to get to the bottom of these stairs so I don't have to look at these tubes with bodies in them. ARGH! That one isn't human, and it's not any kind of animal that I know about. it's not even dead, come to think of it, it's another monster. Also I am wondering why I am being so calm right now, hmm…" Marie replied.
"In my person opinion, I think, we need to kick some serious monster arse right about NOW!" Beké screamed in her warrior screaming voice.
"Beké, please use your inside voice!" Amber replied.
"Amber, are you trying to get us killed? I mean I am screaming to inform you that I think we should kill this son of a bitch and your telling me to use my inside voice? What the fuck is wrong with you?" Beké screamed back to Amber, still using her outside voice.
"I was just reading the sign on the wall, which clearly states that Beké should use her inside voice." Amber replied using her inside voice.
"What! As if it actually says Beké. Wait let me see that sign, holy shit, it actually does say Beké, what the hell?" Marie replied.
"There is a sign for each of us, this one says Alia should be aware of the next Fruit-box, this one says Marie should be careful of what she quotes next and this one says Amber, that's me, should not be acting so random…I have never acted random in my life, what a horrible lie." Amber explained.
"I think we should worry about the signs after we have done something about this monster. It kind of looks like a door…that's lying down…and has legs…and could eat any one of us…hmm…I think is a great time for us to combine our powers," Beké replied.
"Who the hell do you think you are? Captain Planet? We don't have powers we only have weapons, I wish we could combine powers, and summon Captain Planet, he would totally know what to do in a situation like this!" Amber replied.
"Cheese and rice Amber, two pieces of advice, one, stop watching Captain Planet and two, flame that fucking monster!" Alia screamed.
"I will flame it if I have to, but I will NEVER EVER give up Captain Planet!" Amber yelled back.
Amber turned around and set off her flame thrower, but somehow managed to aim in the complete opposite direction.
"Fuck, I knew there was a reason for me to turn around."
She aimed at the Door Man and attacked, and this time she actually hit it and just as she hit it, it lunged for her and attacked her. As this happened Beké pulled out her spork related weapon and fired it at the Door Man. Just as it felt the hit it tried to lunge at Beké, Amber let off her flame thrower again and finished the Door Man off.
"What a mother fucker, you try and kill something and it tries to kill you back." Amber yelled.
"I think you might need to have a health drink, you look pretty injured, I don't actually know how this stuff works, but I assume that you drink it and magically become healthy and uninjured again." Marie explained.
"That thing was evil and I think a little bit gay, did you see how it looked? Ha ha ha!" Beké replied.
"Yeah it really did, um maybe we ought to focus on these signs that are intentionally located here where we are positioned. I imagine that fundamentally it would be somewhat something that we customarily do and that's what it's signifying us not to do, I don't think I made much sense then, but that's what I get for trying to sound smart." Amber replied back to Beké.
"Amber, I think you need to rethink what you were just saying and repeat in with words that even you will understand." Marie replied.
"Sorry, I was reading this thesaurus that I found in my pocket. How to explain in words that I would understand…sign…us…things we do…don't do them…unless…trick? Does that make sense?" Amber asked.
"You're an idiot! I think you mean that the signs are telling us not to do the things that we usually do. How easy was that to explain!" Alia replied, "And throw away that thesaurus, it's not helping you!"
Amber threw away the thesaurus and they all examined the sings and decided that they wouldn't worry about them. they kept walking down to the end of the stairs.
"About fucking time! I mean how long did we want to be walking down stairs? Well at least it beats walking up stairs!" Alia said.
"That just took us 45 minutes, 38 seconds to walk down 1783 stairs." Amber explained.
"How the fuck did you know that?" Beké asked.
"I dunno, I just kinda assumed." Amber replied.
"Well I just found a battery, which is almost as exciting as those 1782 stairs we just walked down." Marie explained.
"It was 1783 stairs, get it right next time! Can we just go through the door? I want to leave this morgue-stair whatever it's called room!" Amber replied.
"I believe that we can go through the door! This room sucks and I hate it!" Beké replied.
Beké tried to open the door, but it wouldn't budge.
"Mother fucking door! I'll teach you not to open!" Beké screamed.
She aimed her spork related weapon at the door and fired at it.
"Argh! Why must you reflect my weaponary thingy's? I hate you!" Beké screamed.
"Wait! What if the signs back there actually meant something? Maybe Beké should keep screaming, Amber should start to act random, well more random then usual, I'll quote something from Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy and Alia can, well…um, does anyone have a fruit-box?" Marie asked.
"Please I need a fruit-box, it's been so long, why can't I have one?" Alia asked.
While Alia and Marie were talking about fruit-boxes, Amber and Beké examined the door.
"Beké, do you think that we should give Alia the fruit-box, that we stole from her on the plane? It might help open the door." Amber explained.
"Yeah, I guess so, if I have to. It's in my pocket, I dunno how it fits in there, but it is in there. She hasn't had one for like 8 hours, and she's starting to crack!" Beké replied.
"Hey Alia…Guess what we have…ha ha ha!" Amber yelled.
"It better be a fruit-box or I'm gonna start killing people." Alia replied.
"Just for being rude, I'm not gonna tell you, you monkey blue cheese." Amber replied.
"Amber, now I am gonna give her this fruit-box because I don't wanna be in this room anymore!" Beké yelled using her outside voice.
"It must be Thursday. I've never got the hang of Thursdays." Marie quoted.
"Why does no one want any snail rock burgers?" Amber asked.
"Yummo, I've been waiting for a fruit-box all day." Alia exclaimed.
"I just want this door to open." Screamed Beké in her outside voice.
Just as Beké said that, the door clicked and the door opened.
"Thank fuck for that, next room here we come!" Beké yelled.
