Disclaimer: Respectively I still don't own Silent Hill in all its greatness. I also don't own Big Bite, Cornflakes, Milo, the mafia, the Kung Fu Fighting song, The Getaway or the British. I do however do strongly believe in Random Fist Shaking!

Note: If the phone number that I made up is real I apologize to who ever owns that number I just pressed random numbers on my keyboard!

As the girls walked through the door, they noticed that they were in yet another hallway, but not any kind of hallway, the walls looked as if they had been made out of mud, and it seemed like mould had started to grow on them and it looked more like a tunnel anyway. The girls were also standing in 2 feet of water.

"Can someone please make Amber stop talking about monkey blue cheese? I don't want to hear about it anymore! And now my shoes are filled with water, I knew I should have duct-taped garbage bags to them before we got on the plane home from Queensland." Alia whispered.

"Why are you whispering? These walls look like mud, but they look as if they couldn't fall down even if some dynamite went off near it. Hmm…when we had finished this expedition, I think I might have to invest in some dynamite, oh and some fireworks!" Amber replied.

"No way, you are so not investing in anything explosive, you will end up killing us all!" Marie replied.

"At least she's not talking about monkey blue cheese anymore!" Beké replied.

"I still wanna know why Alia was whispering, I mean there was no need for it, I think she just wanted some attention, actually I don't know, please tell me why you were whispering." Amber begged. "I was whispering because...well I don't actually know...Hmm...I want some ice-cream! And some fries.. .after this we are so going to someone's house to eat!" Alia replied.

"I hear that! I really want some cornflakes, with Milo on top! Yum! I haven't eaten that since the day before we left Queensland!" Amber explained.

"Amber that was 2 days ago! Stupid radio, I wish that it wouldn't distort when I am speaking to other people, I'm sure that I am never going to have a conversation with that radio." Beké replied.

"Maybe instead of yelling at the radio, you should find out what's making the radio distort, and then kill it!" Alia explained.

"Alia I think that you are very angry person right now and that's not a good thing, to get rid of this anger! I think that you should do some random fist shaking exercises and this will make you calm and un-angry." Amber explained in her infomercial voice.

"Random fist shaking is expelling all of my anger. Amber, how does this miracle product work?" Alia replied also in an infomercial voice.

"That's a good question Alia and now! shall answer it, by randomly shaking your fist your anger escapes while the shaking is going on" Amber explained.

"How does it differ from other products just like this one?" Alia asked.

"Well because it's a random fist shake, it incorporates the randomness into the usual fist shake. This is not like the usual fist shake and it's not available anywhere else other than here at home-shopping-is-us!" Amber explained.

"Wow what an offer, let's take it to the streets and find out what other people think of this wonderful product." Alia explained.

"Yes, that's an excellent idea! Excuse me person whom we have never met before, what do you think about this wonderful product that we have bought to the streets today?" Amber replied.

"Your right you have never met me and it is an excellent product, but I don't seem to know what it is, can you please inform me about this product's cost?" Beké replied in a posh infomercial customer voice.

"Yes we can, because the Random Fist Shake is not available in stores we have this special offer for our viewers, The Random Fist Shake would usually cost $199.99, but today we are selling it to you for just $198.99!" Amber replied.

"Wow Amber, That's an excellent offer." Alia replied.

"It sure is Alia, but wait there's more, if you pay with your credit card you will receive this free gift. It's a 1957 style toaster, and it toasts bread so that you can have a warm treat for your breakfast and if you call in the next 10 seconds and pay with your credit card you will also receive a loaf of bread to toast in your 1957 style toaster. How good is that offer?" Amber asked.

"It's a great offer, let's ask another person whom we have never met about what they think of this magnificent offer." Alia replied.

"Excuse me random person whom we have never met, what do you think about this great offer that we are offering today?" Amber asked.

"l think that it is fantabulous and l think I will ring up and order this Random Fist Shake right now, but before I do is there anything else that I should know?" Marie asked in her infomercial customer voice.

"Yes, if you ring in the next 20 minutes after the 10 seconds, you will receive a free booklet on how to make your Random Fist Shake more house friendly and usable within your family. So ring now, the number is 1800526336 and even though it would appear that it's a 1800 number the call will cost $2.95 per minute, also we cannot be sure that the free toaster may or may not toast your bread and may or may not be safe for anyone's use, the free bread may or may not be stale and may or may not be actual bread. You will receive your order within 17-21 years from the day you order and your information may or may not be leaked to the CIA or FBI, we may or may not use your information against you and tell your friends that you have bought a dodgy product that it ten times cheaper in a $2 shop with that said this can be stopped by paying us commission with an additional $250,000 a week and allowing us to drive your car, which looks nice by the way. Don't forget we know where you live and that's a lovely house you have, shame if someone who wasn't trusted with dynamite and explosives went near it. Nice family also you wouldn't want them to not have a place to live. Don't even think about dobbing us in to the authorities because we have connections with the Mafia and you don't want to mess with them." Amber explained in her 'terms & conditions' voice.

"Thank-you for enlightening our viewers with the terms and conditions, now it's time to go back to your regular viewing." Alia replied.

"Where's the monster that's making the radio distort? I mean I can't see it and it doesn't help that we are still standing in water." Beké said in her usual non-infomercial customer voice.

"1 don't know, I think we should keep walking and when we come across it we can kill it and tell it that we don't like it!" Amber replied in her non-infomercial voice.

"I agree with you, but for some reason I have a sudden urge to order a Random Fist Shake with my credit card. How strange…" Marie replied.

"I want to order one as well!" Alia agreed.

"Enough about Random Fist Shaking we need to keep going and find out what's making this distortion and where the hell we are." Beké yelled.

"Fine we will go and find out what's making the distortion, just so you can calm down. Why are you so interested in the distortion anyway?" Marie asked.

"I don't feel like dying today that's all." Beké replied.

"Oh, ok then! I don't wanna die either and I'm sure nobody else does either. There are many tunnels here which one should we walk down?" Marie asked.

"I think we should go down the one second one on the left." Amber replied.

"How did you know that?" Alia asked.

"Dunno, I guess this map with arrows all over it kinda gave it away." Amber replied.

"What map?" Marie asked.

"This one that I found on the wall next to me." Amber answered.

"Oh ok, I thought that maybe you had had it all this time and only just told us, which would have been annoying because then we would have known where to go the while time." Marie replied.

"Amber are you sure it was left? Because we all know that you don't know your left's and right's." Beké replied.

"Good question, let me check on my hands." Amber replied as she checked the back of her hands for the one which resembled the letter 'L'.

"Yeah it's defiantly the left, yep, wait, the left hand is the one that makes the 'L' shape isn't it?" Amber asked.

"Yeah it is, why don't you just get left and right tattooed on your hands?" Beké asked.

"Because I might get it wrong! How is anyone supposed to know their left's and right's?" Amber replied.

"Dunno, maybe it has something to do with paying attention in school?" Marie asked.

"How is anyone meant to pay attention in school anyway?" Amber replied.

"Ok, can everyone stop answering questions with another question?" Beké asked.

"Yeah sure, but one more question, why did you ask that in a question form?" Amber asked.

"Stop it!" Beké yelled.

"Ok, Let me finish with another question, why are we still standing here?" Amber asked.

"Because you started asking questions and then people had to answer with questions, does that make sense to you?" Beké replied.

"Ha ha, now you have done it and answered a question with another question!" Amber pointed out while laughing hysterically.

"Ok Amber, shut the fuck up! Thank you!" Beké replied.

The girls (finally) started walking towards the second tunnel when the distortion got louder and all of a sudden an egg-sack monster emerged from the water.

"Holy shit, that mother fucker scared me and that is why you must die!" Beké screamed in her 'Kung Fu Fighting' voice.

"I'll sing your theme song! Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting, da da da da da da da, It was as fast as lightening, da da da da da da da..." Amber sang.

"Shut up and help me kill this mother fucker." Beké replied.

Just before Amber could help Bekd pulled out her spork related weapon and shot the egg-sack in the hear!.

"That was some good aiming right there!" Alia said.

"Thank you and 1 have to say Amber's song got me in a fighting mood!" Beké replied. They walked down the seconded tunnel and found themselves at a fork.

"I wonder if there's any knifes to go with this fork?" Marie asked.

"That was a very bad joke, you sir need to be trout slapped." Amber replied.

"I'm sorry, I shall never make a bad joke again." Marie replied.

"Bullshit, but oh well, if you make another one while we are in this place I shall slap you with this bottle of health drink because it's the only thing left in my pocket since we gave Alia that fruit-box." Amber replied.

"I think this place resembles a labyrinth. The walls are getting worse, and this one has blood on it and I only know that because I put my arm on it to rest and ended up with blood on my hand." Beké explained.

"Were you doing the one, two rest system? I mean your not shooting at anything right now, but you did before." Amber asked.

"No Amber this isn't The Getaway, although if it was we wouldn't have to put up with these monsters, just the British mafia. I don't know what would be worse, being shot at or being attacked by monsters." Beké replied.

"Good thought, I dunno, I guess you would die quicker if you got shot... I think.. .hmmm, anyways, we have to take the right tunnel. One two rest, walk.." Amber explained after checking her hands again for the right direction.

"No it's one two rest, shoot one, one two rest…walk two…GET IT RIGHT next time!" Beke explained.

"Now we have to go straight ahead until we come to a ladder to the left and then we have to climb the ladder" Amber explained.

"Thank you captain obvious." Beké replied.

They walked until they found a ladder which looked as if it was part of the wall, and climbed it. When they all arrived at the top ("Alia, your taking too long to get to the top, why am I at the end of the line again?" Amber asked after only just getting on the ladder and Alia had taken 15 seconds to get to the top due to her athleticness.) they reached a door.

"Great another door, just what we need! I hate doors especially locked doors, if this door is locked I think I might kill myself." Alia said.

"Good news, the door is unlocked, ask me how I knew!" Marie said.

"How did you know that the door was unlocked?" Amber asked.

"Because I turned the handle, how the fuck else do you think I knew?" Marie replied with another question.

"ARGH! Why do you keep answering questions with another question?" Beké asked.

"You did it as well, why?" Alia asked.

"I'm going crazy from this intense question asking and questiony answers. Can we just go through the door before I lose my mind?" Beké replied.

"I'm already crazy! I thought you already lost you mind. Please don't kill me, get your bands away from my neck, why are you trying to choke me? It's not like I answered with a question." Amber replied.

"Fine, I will, but no more questions! Though the door we go!" Beké demanded.

Note: I based the 'terms & conditions' thing on something I saw on Big Bite, but it's still funny!