Nat: OK, Chris what are we supposed to be doing here?
Christie (aka Chris): The disclaimer, remember!
Nat: … What was our disclaimer again?
Chris: -HUGE sweatdrop- Oh, I'll do it. Naruto does not belong to us.-sniff- However-
Nat: I remember now! On a happier note, the name of the Headquarters, the title, and the plot, are under our control. -smiles- Happy Reading, peoples!
Chris: There's no need to cut across me like that… And by the way, you missed out the OCS!
Nat: OK OK!
Kakashi: WAIT! Is this thing about…
Nat and Chris: GET BACK IN KAKASHI IT'S NOT YOUR TURN TO COME OUT YET!
Prologue
(Real Life)
On one cold night of 21st May, a masked female sneaked into the headquarters of the people in charge of Naruto.
She is not here to steal, nor to assassinate. No, she is simply here to redraw the Naruto comic/cartoon scripts and to ensure the road to this story is without obstacles.
She works quietly and efficiently, pages rustling as she redraws them. The only sounds that night are of crickets calling, the rustling of comic scripts, and the occasional hoot of a car.
Finally, as the day nears dawn, she is finished. Putting the redrawn scripts back into its original place, she looked over the whole room to be safe before vaulting herself out of the window and into the pearly darkness.
Her co-mischief-maker was waiting for her under a tree's shadow outside the window.
"Is it done?" she asked, her voice slightly muffled due to the mask she had on.
The female didn't reply. Instead, she turned her head to look at the headquarters, silhouetted against the rising sun. She removed her mask.
"Yes. It is done." She replied, turning her head to look at her co-mischief-maker, only to reveal…
…The co-authoress of "B-ranked mission: Remove Kakashi's Mask"! WTF!
From this point onwards, we're going to go into the Naruto Dimension… but that doesn't really need reminding, does it?
