Chris and Nat: -gone hyper- WEE! PILLOW FIGHT!
Sasuke: who had appeared out of nowhere Since they're currently in no condition to be sensible gets hit by a pillow BAKA! OK, let's just say that thankfully they don't own Naruto, or else their hyperactive egos will be there as well –WHUMP- OWCH BAKA ONNAS! –gets hit in the face with another pillow-
Christie: FINALLY the Uchiha shuts up. OK, erm… right, we just came back from our holidays (Sasuke: Crap. Yukiko: -hits him with another pillow) so we're back with Fighting Attempt!
Nat: Yeah. Enjoy! –gets hit with a pillow from Sakura- HEY!
(Feathers flying everywhere)
(P.S. The line thingy isn't working, so bear with us.)
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Chapter 4: Sneaky Approach
"Gee, do we have to do the climb the tree again?"
"Apparently, yes." Yukiko and Katana were standing there looking extremely confused as they watched Team 7 go and bicker about something related to trees, chakra and toppling over.
"What are they talking about?" Yukiko asked quite boredly.
"Beats me," muttered Katana, with quite a sweatdrop forming at the back of her head as she watched Naruto's fruitless attempt to ask Sakura out repeatedly, while Sasuke just went "Hn" and ignored them all. Keeping their ears peeled for some more info on the so-called tree-climbing trial, they had quite forgotten that they had a mission to accomplish (yes, I think you got it – the rabid Get-Kakashi's-mask-off mission) for the past 2 days, due to the fact that they had been busy indulging in …erm… scarfing chocolate muffins - -" and it was a wonder that they did not gain an extra 10 pounds, considering that they scarfed about 2 dozens a day.
ANYWAYZ
Kakashi, about 5 hours later, turns up late (as per usual) so no surprise there. And this is exactly when our two little wacko psycho –cough- heroines remember their mission.
"DAMMIT!" Yukiko swore so loudly that everyone looked at her with big, bugging out eyes. Katana immediately shushed her partner quiet, and duct-taped her mouth.
"Yuki, we can use this opportunity to skewer Kakashi's mask off!"
"Skewer…?" Katana slapped her forehead too hard and fell backwards… onto Sasuke… and got knocked into a stream (which had somehow found its way into the middle of the forest strangely.) Sasuke had fallen forward and was now on his fours with a very bewildered Katana Saroki on his back, somewhat sprawled out.
"Saroki?" Katana turned to see a very mad Sasuke. When I mean mad, I mean REALLY mad. And him being wet didn't help his temper either.
"I'm… going… to… kill… you…" Almost immediately, Katana sprung off with a hysterical scream and the others spent about 1 hour watching a sopping wet Sasuke chase a very frightened Katana.
About another 2 hours…
Katana and Sasuke were busy being fixed up by the others, due to the fact that they had gotten 1) scratches (from Katana to Sasuke) 2) black eyes (both of them) 3) A nose bleed (from Sasuke to Katana) 4) wounds (both) and twigs stuck in the hair. The two of them were ignoring each other extremely significantly, while Sakura and Naruto patched them up. To be more accurate, it was Sakura, because Naruto was absolutely convinced that Katana had broken every bone in her body (not true, by the way) and decided to wrap her up like a mummy. So, for the umpteenth time…
"NARUTO NO KATANA HAS NO BROKEN BONES!"
"But… but Sakura-chan! She's got scratches and wounds the size of rocks… and…"
"More accurately speaking, Naruto baka, it's the size of peanuts, which is nothing compared to Sasuke's wounds –" SPLAT! Something exploded on Naruto and Sakura's head simultaneously.
"WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE –BEEP- UP AND GET ON WITH IT?" Yukiko had finally gotten enough of the two of them and had conveniently thrown down a water balloon on their heads (conjured up by our divine Authoresses Sasuke: YOU'RE KIDDING!). Sakura was about to send a kunai in Yukiko's direction if the violet-eyed girl wasn't threateningly juggling water balloons. So Sakura thought better and immediately went back to tending the two wounded ninjas.
"Speaking of which, where's Kakashi?" Yukiko looked just a bit further up and found herself looking at a Kakashi who had somehow fallen asleep on the branch (Don't ask me how that happened. Even I don't know) with a book on his face. That gave scheming Yukiko an idea. She stealthily climbed up the tree (using chakra) and agilely bent over Kakashi, being extremely careful to gain a steady foothold (don't ask us where). She quietly prised off Kakashi's book, and her hand was inching up to his mask…
"Yukiko, what are you doing?"
"ARGH!" Yukiko was so startled by Kakashi's sudden awakening that she fell backwards, spiraled down, and landed on Sakura and flattened her (yep, character bashing… literally… or more accurately, character flattening.) Kakashi somehow did his poofing thing again and was in a flash right next to the flattened Sakura and Yukiko.
"Now, Yukiko, what were you doing?" Yukiko put on her cutest puppy face.
Argh, no, must, resist… puppy… look… DAMMIT! Kakashi caved in.
"Nothing sensei, trying to wake you up!" said Yukiko sweetly. She then promptly stood up and peeled Sakura off from the ground (yes, I said it, PEELED! Think Mickey Mouse when he has been run over by a steamroller).
In the end of the whole episode (which Kakashi found extremely funny), the whole Team 7 had all sorts of cuts and bruises (and one had to be inflated – namely Sakura) and they all limped home (exclude Kakashi, that lucky little pervert)
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Nat: YAY! END OF CHAPTER 4! –gets hit in the stomach by Sasuke- Oof. Baka!
Sakura: Don't insult Sasuke-kun! –Gets hit in the head by Christie-
Naruto: Hey! Don't hurt – YEOW! –Kakashi whacks him on the head-
Christie: RAINBOW MONKEYS! –hits Kakashi in the… erm… you know where-
Kakashi: EEK! (OOC! 0.o)
Nat: OK, just to say –gets hit by Christie and cannot talk due to the amount of feathers in her mouth-
Christie: Picking up – R&R! - OUCH! –Somehow gets clobbered in the head by Sasuke and faints-
Sasuke: -muttering- Finally… revenge...
