K, this was inspired by a thread on star wars. com. I tried not to steal any, but I think I might've. So sorry if you've already thought if this. If you want to contribute, I'll accept suggestions, and give you credit. Well, here I go.(I'm only doing 20 orders at a time, even though I have past 80 written.)
Disclaimer: I don't own star wars, or skittles, or Google, sadly.
ORDERS 1-65(And beyond)
What are the other orders the clones have, except for Order 66? Here are some I thought up!
Order #41:Make sure Palpy has hi-speed internet at all times so he can make chatrooms supporting the CIS.
Order #42:Make sure Palpy has unlimited long distance calling so he can make 'mysterious' calls to Outer Rim worlds.
Order #43:Never call a fellow clone 'ugly, sweaty, stupid nerfherder who can't hit the broadside of a Republic Cruiser.'
Order #44: I'm a clone, but I can change, if I have to, I guess..
Order #45: Play dead.
Order #46: Your leader is always right.(unless your leader is that stupid Skywalker retard)A/N: Sorry Anakin fans!
Order #47: On a smuggler's ship remember to serch for smuggling compartments/hiding places.
Order #48: Learn a second language, preferably one with many swear words to be used when in serious trouble, loose a poker hand, or are seriously bored and need something to kill some time.
Order #49:In serious boredom situations, compare swear words with fellow troopers.
Order #50: Google search: How to shoot straight.
Order #51: .If your weapon is malfunctioning, check the power cell.
Order #52: Do not check malfunctioning weapon in the middle of a battlefield.
Order #53: Blow up everything in sight as an April Fool's Day joke.(Note: only works on April Fool's Day.)
Order #54:Write a book: 'How to be the sharpest shot'
Order #55: No racism among leigons.
Order #56: Remain calm.
Order #57: .If you fail to follow Order 56, refer to 58.
Order #58: Panic.
Order #59: .Remember which helmet is yours, as if you put on the commander's helmet we are all in deep sh#$.
Order #60: Get depth perception checked.(A/N: Has to do with my Battlefront playing skills)
So, that's my list so far. I'll update soon, I promise!
OHH, almost forgot. Of course after I type all of this up, I remember Super Tinfoil Man Part 2 had an Order for me to put in. So I'll just put it down here. Sorry!
Order #41 - Review Fan Fiction Story.
- Tinfoil Trooper - Following orders
