Vegeta and Goku's Twisted Dares

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It was a week after Baby was defeated. Goku and Vegeta were just relaxing at Capsule Corp's backyard.

"Hey, Vegeta." Kid Goku called to his old friend

"What now, Kakarot." Vegeta answered.

"I think this is the most relaxing day we've ever had." Kid Goku said cheerfully.

"Yeah, whatever." Vegeta replied gruffly.

Then Vegeta thought of a good idea to embarrass Goku.

"Kakarot, I dare you to admit you're a girl." Vegeta said slyly.

"Ok, I'M A GIRL." Kid Goku screamed and everyone who heard laughed their heads off.

"What the…" Kid Goku thought. "Vegeta just pulled a fast one on me. "Hey, Vegeta I dare you to drink this Icee really fast and don't stop."

"Easy dare, Kakarot." Vegeta said slyly as drunk the Icee so fast that Vegeta's hair actually stood up even higher because of the brain freeze.

"Ha, ha, ha." Kid Goku laughed.

Vegeta growled and had another thought "Kakarot, I dare you to pull your pants down and moon people."

"Fine," Kid Goku replied as he put his pants down and mooned everyone that came by.

Vegeta chuckled.

"Well, Vegeta I dare you to act like you favorite cartoon character, Scooby-Doo for a whole minute.

Vegeta was flabbergasted he didn't want the world to know he liked Scooby-Doo.

"I refuse." Vegeta said gruffly.

"Either you do it or you swallow a thousand needles." Kid Goku said slyly.

Vegeta gulped he didn't like either choice so he gave in.

"Scooby Doobie Doo!" Vegeta howled like Scooby

"Would you do anything for a Scooby Snax" Kid Goku said.

"Reah, Reah" Vegeta said in Scooby's Voice again.

"Come on, Scooby let's go." Kid Goku said in a chuckle

"Ruh-Ruh, No way." Vegeta replied in Scooby's Voice for the third time.

"Time's up." Kid Goku said to Vegeta

"Thank You!" Vegeta said to himself. "Kakarot, I dare you to act a monkey."

Kid Goku got on his hands and walked like a monkey then he screeched like a monkey.

Vegeta chuckled harder.

But Goku knew what embarrass Vegeta the most "Vegeta, I dare you to show you Scooby-Doo stuff animal to anyone and say I love Scooby-Doo."

Vegeta was even more flabbergasted than before. He thought either that or the needles.

Vegeta gulped harder than before and before he knew it everyone who came by knows he loves Scooby-Doo.

Vegeta growled viciously at Goku

"Vegeta, I know you're mad angry even but it was just a dare." Kid Goku said nervously

"Yes," Vegeta growled "A dare you'll regret when I'm through with you."

Kid Goku gulped hard.

Then before Vegeta could do something horrible to Goku, Bulma called them both for dinner.

"Guys, dinner time." She screamed.

"Ok, Kakarot I hurt you after dinner" Vegeta growled as Goku ran inside to avoid Vegeta.

"I guess you did something to him didn't you?" Bulma asked.

"Yep, now I'm running from him." Kid Goku said nervously.

After dinner Goku tried to sneak out.

"Where do you think you're going?" Vegeta said "caught you" like voice.

"No where!" Kid Goku gulped hard

"Kakarot," Vegeta said as he cracked his knuckles "You're dead!"

Kid Goku screams at the top of his lungs!

The End!