Well, I really don't have an excuse for this one. It's ridiculous. XD Hope it's not too hated. No, this is not Tomoyo/Syaoran, for the record.

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Tea Party

A Tomoyo and Syaoran Comedy One-shot

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"More sugar, Windy-san?"

"...Good god..."

With a clink, a pair of light fingers slid a spoonful of the sparkling crystals from a pale white porcelain bowl. Slowly the spoon hovered over the patterned blanket, until at last emptying its sweet contents into a cup full of pale, steaming liquid.

"What was that, Light-san? Only if Dark-san has some more? Well, we'll have to ask her..."

"Tomoyo..."

Two figures knelt opposite each other on a square of checkered fabric, contrasting to the rich green of the grass it rested on. 6 cups were spread around in a circle before them, each in a different color and floral pattern. One cup, a smooth shade of lavender sat before the raven-haired girl, Tomoyo, still full, and unsweetened. In front of the other, a chocolate-eyed boy, sat a smaller cup in an alarmingly bright shade of pink with tulips winding around it. It's apparent owner stared blankly down at it, a look of exasperation fixed on his face. The 4 remaining cups...

"Dark-san, how about you?" Tomoyo beamed gesturing with the spoon to a slip of paper, bearing the figure of a woman clad in black. A card. It gave no sign that it had heard her.

"I thought so!" The girl exclaimed, eagerly digging into the sugar dish, with the spoon, as the boy across from her twitched.

"That's it! I've had all I can take of this... idiocy!" The boy sprung to his feet, fists and eyes clenched tightly closed. He turned away from the startled girl and began to stalk away.

"But Li-kun, we promised Sakura-chan we'd take good care of her cards while she went away!" She frowned disappointedly, and extended a hand as if to stop him. It had little effect on Li Syaoran who merely threw his arms in the air, calling back, "Take care of them, not have some... fluffy tea party with pieces of magic paper! I'm going home to sword train!".

Tomoyo let out a sigh, placing her palm lightly to her cheek. Sometimes I just don't understand boys! As his slumped figure stomped lightly away, she waved, a grin once again fixed on her face.

"I'll be sure to bring your tea cup to school on Monday!"

The girl laughed to herself, as even from far-away, she could see Syaoran twitch.