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The Super Mario Retard Marathon

One day, Mario decided to host an event called "The Mario Retard Marathon." It would consist of all of Mario's friends including: Wario, Waluigi, Peach, Daisy, Boo, Yoshi, Bowser, and of course, Luigi. Not Donkey Kong . Mario doesn't like him. The point of this "Marathon" was to prove who could last the longest in a stupidity contest. The madness started the next month.

Mario gathered everyone in a crowd just outside of Luigi's house and got up on the roof and said "Welcome to the Super Mario Retard Marathon!"

Everyone cheered for some reason.

"Now." Mario continued "You will all be competing against each other in retarded challenges. And the winner of each challenge will get one step closer to going up agaisnt me in the ultamate RETARDED CHALLENGE OF CHAMPIONS. Wario yelled out "Wait, isn't this exactly like "Mario Party" except for the simple fact that... WOW! I NEED A GIANT SANDWICH!" Wario went to the store to get a big sandwich and then came back, almost done the sandwich. This all took place in about 4 seconds. Mario and everyone else stared at Wario. "Whatever" said Mario.

The marathon has just begun.

ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssss... the marathon has just started. in the next chapter, the first challenge will start and it will be between Luigi and Boo. PLZ R&R! not for this chapter if you dont want to. BUT PLZ IN THE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS! BECAUSE IF YOU DONT, I'LL RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES SCREAMING WAKA, WAKA, WAKA, WAKA!