this is the second chapter of "The Mario Retard Marathon." in the last chapter, Mario let everybody know what was going on. in this chapter, the competion starts with Luigi vs Boo in the Mushroom Stadium. I hope you enjoy it!
The Mario Retard Marathon, Chapter 2.
Mario let Luigi and Boo know ahead of time that they were facing each other in the first round. Although, he didn't tell them what they were doing. Fans were crowded into the teeny tiny Mushroom Stadium for the event. The contestants were in the back watching the retardedness through the magic of T.V.. Yes, it was telivised. Anyway, Mario came out with his own entrance music (the classic mario bros. music) and introduced to Luigi and Boo to the crowd. Once L&B got into the Stadium and were done there little entrance dancing, Mario let everyone know what the challenge was.
"This is Luigi and Boo, everybody!" yelled Mario to the audience "They will compete in the first round of the Mario Retard Marathon. There challenge is to see who can run through the most brick, paper, and wooden walls in 2 minutes! Going through brick walls are 5 points, paper walls are 1 point, and wood walls are 3 points. Whoever has the most points at the end wins!" The audience yelled and stuff.
Luigi and Boo looked at each other and then they got in position to start the wall breaking. "On your mark, get set, GOOOOOO!" screamed Mario. And they were off. Luigi went for the big points, the brick walls. But couldn't break through. He tried, and he tried, but he just couldnt break it. Boo, on the other hand, kept going for the paper ones and got the early lead. Luigi noticed his conundrum, so he started going through the wood walls. That worked. He caught up to Boo and started to go through the paper walls to save energy. Luigi took the lead but Boo caught up again. It was neck and neck for points when Boo was starting to go through th wood walls. He took a wrong turn and ran into a brick wall. He was down for good. And with 4 seconds left, Luigi went through the final wooden wall and won.
"Luigi is the winner!" yelled Mario with a bit of disapointment in his voice. "I can't beleive the sissy-man won!" Luigi hear him and ran towards him and kicked him in the nuts. All in slow motion, of course. "WHY!" screamed Mario in extreme pain "Because you called me a sissy-man!" yelped Luigi when all of the sudden Boo came from behind and hit Luigi over the head with a chair. A random fight broke out for about 10 minutes, but then they broke out into song and dance. "Round one everybody! Toon in tomorrow for Wario vs Yoshi! I wont tell you what they're gonna do, but i'll give you a clue - it WILL give you chills!" Mario screamed loudly before getting mauled by Luigi.
and theres chapter 2 for ya. chapter 3 will be up shortly unless mega hank wont let me on the computer... again, IF YOU DONT REVIEW, I'LL RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES SCREAMING WAKA, WAKA, WAKA, WAKA! but only for this chapter and the last one... not the next few. you'll see what i'll do if you dont review in the end of the next chapter... but who really cares?
