in the last chapter, it was Boo vs Luigi in the first round of the retard Marathon. they had to smash as many walls for points as they could in 2 minutes (i think) and in this chapter, its round 2. Wario vs Yoshi. Mario told everyone that this challenge would give the fans chills... find out what it is!

The Mario Retard Marathon chapter 3

"And now, everyone. I said that this challenge would give you chills, but, not as much as the participants! And I hope it doesn't disapoint!" Mario yelped and caughed slightly for some reason. "And now, the contestants!" Mario introduced Wario and Yoshi. "Now, this particular challenge was designed by me and Luigi. Oh, yes, now, it was never mentioned that the winner of each round got to help make the next challenge for his future opponent!" said Mario with a stupid look on his face. And now, the next challenge will be...who can eat swallow the most swords in ice cold rain within 2 minutes, and then eat a big sandwich after! "Awww, this'll be easy for me! I can eat a big sandwich like that! Wario tries to snap his fingers, but fails miserably Yoshi just ignored him an didn't say a word.

"On your mark, get set, GOOOOOOOOOOOO! screamed Mario at the top of his lungs, and then threw up. Wario was the first to swallow a sword. Yoshi was very hesitant to get started. He finally swallowed one after 27 seconds, but Wario had already swallowed 3 by then. Wario just ate those swords like a, well, a sword. Yoshi was catching up quickly by using the swallow 2 swords method. "And 1 minute to gooooooo!" Mario said into the mic. "Mama-mia, i'ma so sicka..." he said to himself.

Yoshi was 4 swords behind when Wario spit one up, and then fell back in his mouth. "Hmm-hmm!" said Yoshi, which actually means, "Yay! I'm only 1 sword behind now!" There was 10 seconds left, and Yoshi was now ahead of Wario by three swords, but then Luigi stupidly fell off the balcony that he was watching from, and landed right in front of Yoshi! Yoshi tripped and fell and lost all of his swords on the hard, hard, foam floor. Wario won that part of the challenge. They were now onto the second half, and both Yoshi and Wario needed to rest first before they went back out, but they didn't get to. They had to keep going until it was over. Wario got to the sandwich first, but Yoshi came and and swallowed it with his tongue. Wario knew that it was over, but he kept eating until he was done. But then he fell over randomly and conviently..."And Yoshi is the winner of the second official round of the Mario Retard Marathon!" is what Mario was going to say, but he fell of the balcony and landed on Wario and sent him to the hospital! He was fine after the parametics gave him another big sandwich, though. Luigi was still lying on the ground not moving, Mario was rolling on the floor making scuddling noises (like Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama makes) and the koopa crowd in Mushroom Stadium just sat there, not making a noise nor moving. A breeze came by and knocked down the cardboard crowd. "Hmm, that was weird."said Peach "SHUT UP, BIMBO!" said Yoshi "Err, I mean, Hmm-hmm!"

that was incredibley easy to write for some reason. from the moment i started typing, till the end. well, anyways, youll see whos against whom in the next chapter. and now, the moment youve all been waiting for, IF YOU DONT REVIEW I'LL CRY MILK AND THEN USE A COW TO CLEAN UP THE TEARS! (oh, the irony...) bye, bye!