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Ch.7 Birthday party
Harry woke up that morning to the sounds of the usual blaring music, he got up and grabbed some clothes and headed for the bathroom to take a shower. After his shower he went to go to the kitchen when he spotted Dart standing in front of the door with a note tied to his collar, bending down to read it it said "Harry, do not go into the kitchen, Happy birthday!". He pat Dart's head and smiled as he smelled the sweet smell of what ought to be his birthday cake wafting throughout the house, Cam rounded the corner with a tray in her hands "Happy birthday!" she shouted and held the tray out "I was just about to bring you your breakfast in bed". Harry's eye lit up 'Breakfst in bed? They really go all out, huh?' he stood up and offered to take the tray from her "Thank you so much...I guess I did kinda ruin the whole breakfast in bed thing though, huh?".
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Arthur and Ron sat at the table, checking the time then looking towards the stairs and sighed "Honestly, how long does it take to get ready?" the younger Weasly male shouted. Molly was the first downstairs "I want to look decent for Harry's party, plus we'll be meeting his house-mate and I don't want to look like a raggamuffin!", both males rolled their eyes. Ginny and Hermione finally made their way downstairs, both looking beautiful, "What time are we supposed to get there?" Ginny asked checking the time, "Last year" Ron muttered sarcastically, earning him a smack on the arm from his fiance'. "We have to go to Remus' first, he'll show us how to get to Harry's new place" Arthur stood up and motioned for everyone to leave "Let's get a move on, now...don't want to be late, do we?".
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Tonks, Remus and Lucius were ready and waiting, glancing at the clock every few minutes when finally the Weasly's plus Hermione showed up. "Took long enough, eh?" Tonks chuckled, Ron rolled his eyes and sighed "Bloody women taking so long, ow!" he rubbed his arm where Hermione had smacked him again. Lucius chuckled at this "Yes, yes...I remember often how Narcissa would spend hours making herself up", "I never took hours!", everyone turned to see Narcissa and Draco walk in. Lucius turned wide eyes to her then to the chuckling Arthur, "I thought you'd prefer your wife and son to come along, see, I knew either way you'd be coming along for this whether you picked me or Tonks as your parole guard". Narcissa smiled and nodded then gave her husband a warm embrace, Draco nodded his head in hello's to everyone, "You did check with Harry on this, right? Not trying to sound mean, but..." Ron looked between his father and the Malfoy's.
Arthur nodded "Yes, yes, he understood, in fact, he thought it'd be great, considering Lucius' parole to included Muggle Interaction. And with the way he talks about Miss Gauner...". Tonks smirked "Oh, nevermind how Harry talks about her, what about how Severus talks about her!", everyone gave a questioning look towards her when they heard a voice asked "How I talk about who?". Tonks turned and beamed at the black haired man who had finally arrived, dressed sharp as ever "Oh, nothing...so, we all ready to go now?" she looked around, everyone nodded. "Alright, I believe Arthur has a car, so that should fit his family plus Draco, and the rest of us will go in our car, sound good?" Remus looked around, Draco shrugged and moved closer to the Weasly family to lead the way to their car.
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Laina and her husband, Emilio, Camron's father, showed up, Emilio shook Harry's hand vigorously then kissed both of his cheeks and rambled a greeting in Italian, "Nice to meet you too Mr...?". "Emilio De Luca, but you can call me Emilio, no problem, no?" he was still shaking Harry's hand, 'So Camron's last name is De Luca...Camron De Luca...Camron De Luca...' Harry was snapped from his thoughts when Camron pried her fathers hand from Harry's "Don't shake his hand off or anything, padre, he needs it to open presents later". Renee emerged from the kitchen, covered in flour and chocolate, Laina sighed and pulled her sister to her room to help her fix herself to meet Harry's friends. Emilio started talking to Harry about his work in Italy, he's a doctor, and how hard it is to try and stay in England to be with his family, of course most of the conversation had to be translated by Camron.
A knock on the door sent Dart into one of his excitable frenzies, Emilio took hold of the dog while Cam and Harry opened the door, greeting everyone, Emilio giving them the same greeting he gave Harry, leaving most wide eyed. Laina came bustling down the hallway "Hi, nice to meet you all, Renee will be out shortly, she had a fight with the cake mixer" she snickered then introduced herself. Everyone congregated to the large living room, where Laina set up the DVD player then snuck outside to her car to retreive something, everyone who hadn't been there before was looking around in curiousity at all the knick-knacks and whatnot. "Sorry, I needed to clean myself up a bit, I'm Renee, nice to meet you all" Renee came out wearing her usual loose button-down and a pair of pants, everyone politely greeted her.
Laina re-entered and placed the DVD she'd just grabbed from her car next to the DVD player "Renee, honestly! You couldn't put on a nicer outfit?" she teased her sister. Renee stuck her tongue out "Who cares what I look like, this is Harry's day, right?" she nudged the birthday boy who shrugged and smiled sheepishly "It's fine, really...". Dart chose this moment to become excited again and ran around the chair Lucius was sitting in a few times before standing in front of him and barking loudly, Lucius eyed the dog catiously before he heard Renee start laughing "He wants you to pet him, you're not allergic, are you?". Lucius shook his head and hesitantly reached his hand out and rubbed the husky's soft fur, Camron crawled over and pet Dart as well "He's a tame dog, really...just loud...", "And a pain!" Laina groaned, remembering her time trying to help bathe Dart.
After a few hours of conversing, showing everyone around the house, Camron jumped up "Present time!", Ginny joined her in another shout of "Present time!" as they both ran off to drag in all the presents. Harry's present from the Weasly's was a clock, a wizards clock which Harry had to keep out of the view of his new muggle house-mate and friends. Ron and Hermione quickly announced their engagement then handed Harry his present, a book titled 'So, you want to become an Auror?', most likely Hermione's idea. Lucius just handed Harry a few galleons, slightly feeling obligated to give him a present and made up a lie about them being old golden coins, remembering he was in the presence of muggles. Remus and Tonks got him a lamp, much to Renee, Laina, Camron, Harry and Snape's amusement, which they had to explain why they were laughing 'If I were a lamp, where would I be hiding?'. Snape got Harry a pair of roller-blades and knee-pads, yes he went shopping in a muggle store, this caused an outburst of laughter from Harry, Cam and Renee as Dart barked happily and circled Harry.
Camron jumped up and ran out the front door, Laina and Emilio behind her, everyone stared in curiuosity then with wide eyes as they started to wheel in a Dance Dance Revolution game stadium. Renee jumped up and helped them wheel it in "Are you guys insane?" she made sure it didn't ram into the wall or knock anything over, Cam beamed up at her aunt "No more than you!". Harry blinked in shock at the huge arcade system, "Wicked...what is it?" Ron asked, Camron went off into a babble about Dance Dance Revolution and how it's "The coolest game ever!". After they finshed wheeling it into Harry's room, Renee came back out and sighed "Wish I'd gone before that, but I made you your gift...it's drying in my 'art studio' if you want to see it", Harry nodded and jumped up, running towards Renee's 'art studio' in the house. On a large canvas was a beautiful painting of a castle by a lake, a forest to the side, some woodland creatures..."Wow, thank you so much, Renee" he turned and gave her a hug, Renee smiled "No problem, now how about that cake, huh?".
Renee had made a chocolate raspberry cheesecake, they all got a piece and went back into the living room where Laina popped the movie she'd grabbed earlier into the DVD player. "What movie's that?" Renee asked, taking a bite of cake, Laina smirked "Our summer vacation after our first year of college...", Renee's eyes widened "What?". Everyone turned their attention to the screen, Laina added "This is to show you what you've gotten yourself into now, Harry. Renee and myself and anyone we befriend turn into this...".
The movie started, you see three young ladies, one of them obviously Laina, two of them unknown, sitting on a couch "The red light's on Renee, come on!" a younger Laina shouted towards the camera. The next you see is a blue blur run towards them and pounce, knocking them all backwards, leaving nothing but the view of a tipped over couch, a few pairs of feet and a bluejean clad ass in the camera's view. "Damnit Renee!" shouted one of the other girls, Renee's trademark laugh resounded as the four girls got up and fixed the couch, one of the other girls started snickering "Great, first shot on the camera is your ass, Renee!". A younger Renee turned towards the camera and laughed, she then started shaking her butt at the camera "You mean like this?", the one girl who stated the butt-shot started smacking Renee's butt, making the younger Laina crack up.
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Renee was rolling on the floor with laughter "Oh my gawd! What was I on when we did this?", everyone was laughing as well, although Snape was blushing slightly, luckily nobody noticed, as they were all watching the film.
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The one girl who had yelled at Renee before, pushed them out of the camera's line of vision and frowned "Come on! Quit goofing off!", Laina rolled her eyes "Chill, Val, you two, come on, let's just get this over with". Renee and the other girl sat down on the couch and waited for Laina and Val to join them, they each stated their names, the other girl's name was Trish, and they all started shouting about how it was "Summer vacation! Woooooo!". The camera shot changed to them inside a car, Laina was driving and Renee was in the passenger seat, Val seemed to be holding the camera since it shifted over to spot Trish sniffing the air with a foul expression.
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"Hahaha, you remember this, Renee?" Laina poked her sister, Renee was laughing while she nodded her head "I can't believe you transfered this all onto a DVD!".
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"What's that smell?" Trish asked, Renee turned with a raised eyebrow, Laina sniffed the air "What smell?", camera went back to Trish who turned towards the back of the SUV type car they were in and sniffed again. "Ugh! That smell! Don't tell me you don't smell it! Val, you smell it, right?", "Yeah, I smell it" came Val's voice, Renee and Laina started sniffing around "I don't smell anything" they said in unison. "It smells like moldy ass!" Trish exclaimed, Laina sighed and shook her head while Renee gasped and looked at Trish seriously saying "You know what? We did happen to leave some ass in the back, about a week ago...".
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Everyone burst out laughing at this, "What the bloody hell is moldy ass supposed to smell like?" Ron asked, Laina shrugged "Ask Trish, she seems to know...".
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"You're right! It's gotta be the ass!" Laina piped in, "Must be the ass" Renee nodded, Val's laughter could be heard over the camera's microphone, Trish snickered then made her way to the back of the car. "What are you doing?" Laina asked, Val zoomed in on Trish's ass "Maybe it's you, do you have a moldy ass?", Trish whipped around and mockingly glared at the camera "No and I've never heard any smell complaints from my boyfriend so don't even go there!". The girls all laughed while Trish went on a search for the oder problem, the camera landed on Renee who waggled her eyebrows at the camera and blew a kiss then suddenly sniffed the air in disgust. "Found it! Oh gawd, what the hell is this?" Trish gagged while she held up something wrapped in tin foil, Laina gagged next "Geezus! I don't even know how long that's been there!", they all started gagging while Trish opened it up then started screaming and threw it at Renee.
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"Do we even want to know what it is?" Tonks shrank back into the couch she was sitting on, "Oh no, I remember this part!" Renee covered her mouth then looked away.
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Renee moved it away from her and they all started screaming, the camera got a good shot of something covered in maggots and Renee quickly chucked it out the window, all of them declairing "Nasty! That was not cool!"
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"Eeeewwww!" everyone shouted then laughed, Renee looked back over and grimaced "I could've killed her for throwing that thing at me!", Laina shook her head "I can't believe I left that in my car!". "What the hell was that?" Draco shouted, "Our grandparents used to make us bring food home with us after we'd visit them...their cooking wasn't too great..." Laina explained. "So you leave it to rot in your car?" Renee laughed, "Oh, oh shh!" Camron and Ginny hushed everyone to continue watching the movie, Harry had to admit 'This is the most entertaining birthday I've ever had'.
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It now showed them at a gas station, the four girls all ran into the restroom to clean themselves off, "I feel gross!" Trish shouted, they tried the girls restroom but it was locked, so they went for the men's restroom. "Hello?" they asked while opening the door, no one answered so they let themselves in, Val and Laina grabbed the only stall, Laina with the camera, Trish growled "Fine, I'll just use the urinal...Renee, stand guard at the door". The camera landed on a wall with an amusing poem written on it "Want to hear some poetry, guys?" Laina asked then read "There once was a man from banjoo, who fell asleep in a canoe, he dreamed of venus and played with his penis and woke up with a hand full of goo". The sounds of Renee and Trish cracking up echoed then Laina turned the camera to Val, who found a cute chalk drawing of a puppy with it's mouth open on the wall, a hole where the mouth should be.
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Renee started cackling "Oh my gawd! You knew!", Laina started laughing and shushed Renee, everyone raised an eyebrow then turned back to the screen.
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Val edged closer to the puppy picture "Aww, how cute...what's with the hole?", in the backround you could hear Trish asked Renee to help her flush the urinal because the lever was stuck. The camera zoomed in on Val's face as she peered into the hole curiously, suddenly the sound of a pipe braking, water rushing and Val screaming holding her eye and running out of the stall was caught on camera. Laina went to follow but stopped as she saw the pipe for the urinal broke off, the water was gushing out if it so hard it sent Renee and Trish flying across the restroom and Val just got caught in it.
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Everyone was indeed laughing, "What happened with Val? Why was she holding her eye?" all the teens asked, the adults looked at each other and started laughing even harder.
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The four girls were now at a park, Val was dispensing eye-drop bottle after eye-drop bottle into her eye, while Renee and Trish swung on the swings laughing their asses off. "How can you not know what a glory-hole is?" Renee managed to asked, Val glared at her "Unlike my whore friend, Renee Gauner, I don't usually spend my free time in men's public toilets!". Laina was obviously still holding the camera, and probably the only one not soaking wet, started laughing "Oh, come on, Val! Everyone knows what a glory-hole is!". Trish nodded "Laina you should've seen Renee and me, we practically flew across the room..." she looked over at Val now "And you got poked in the eye!". "I'm glad you guys find this so fucking funny!" Val glared at them "I could go blind!", Renee fell off her swing laughing "You're not going to go blind! Here let me see your eye" she walked over and examined Val's eye. "Well?" Val sniffled "How is it?", Renee smiled warmly at her "It's fine, your eye's fine...but I think you're pregnant", this earned her a few good smacks on the arm.
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"We were so mean to her that summer..." Laina sighed, trying to hold back her laughter, Renee shrugged "She's always had a stick up her butt, but this was the summer we changed that!" she beamed. Laina snickered and nodded "Oh yeah, she became a wild child!", "This is what you get to look forward to, Harry" Tonks winked, Harry raised both eyebrows in suprise "Oh goody", everyone laughed.
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The next few scenes were of them getting drunk, driving in the car again in their underwear getting pulled over by a cop and getting ticketed. Then a few other crazy moments in which a mans towel dropped and the camera quickly turned away...
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"You were holding the camera then!" Laina pointed accusingly at Renee, Emilio chuckled "Thank goodness, no? Then you'd all have seen me naked!".
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...Yes, the man who had dropped his towel was a younger Emilio, the sounds of the other girls snickering was heard then a door slam shut. Trish grabbed the camera to face as she started saying "Oh...my...Cock, oh my cock!", causing them all to laugh, Laina looked at the camera and gave a measurement with her hands and winked.
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"Mum!" Camron shouted, everyone's sides were hurting from laughing so much and so hard, Laina threw her head back and cackled "I forgot about that part!". "And that's how she met her husband!" Renee laughed, Emilio nodded "Yes, I never went back to that place again, though, I no longer liked the 'clothing optional' rule and no door locks".
The movie finally ended with the four girls back at their home on the couch from the begining, Val was hooting and dancing around while Trish and Laina sang a weird song, something about 'pina colada's'. Renee slowly moved towards the camera, her cleavage in full view as she struggled to turn the camera off "Which button was it, oh yeah..." she glanced back at the camera and winked before it shut off.
After everyone had calmed their laughing down and chatted a little more, it was time for everyone to leave, "Summer festival on Friday!" Harry called out to them. Snape stayed behind a little longer to help clean up the house, "You don't have to, really, I wouldn't want you to miss your ride" Renee smiled as they picked up the plates and cups scattered about. "I'll just walk to the train station, like always" he shrugged, Laina and Emilio left soon after everyone else, Camron dragged Harry to his room to show him how to play Dance Dance Revolution.
After Renee and Snape finished cleaning, Renee hooked Dart up to his leash and started walking Snape to the train station, "Quite the summer you had that year, huh?" Snape smirked. Renee nodded and laughed "Oh, I"ll say...so, are you also going to the summer festival with everyone?", he nodded "Yes, why?". She shook her head "Just checking..." they walked in an awkward silence for a while "Well, here's the station..." Renee paused and looked directly into Snape's eyes, they stood there for a second in hesitation. "Goodnight, Severus" Renee blurted out, Snape nodded "Goodnight, Renee" they both turned from each other and headed to their own homes.
Wow, that was a long freaking chapter! Hope you all liked it, and YES the video of Renee and Laina's summer was inspired by the movie "The Sweetest Thing", if you've never seen it, I highly reccommend you do...the festival is next! Muahahahaha! Wonder what kind of craziness can happen now, huh? Please review!
