Chapter 2
HD: hehehe!
Bea: why r u so happy?
HD: Have u read this chapter?
Bea: no
HD: then u wouldn't get it my dear Yami. Anyway Bea say the disclaimer.
Bea: HD doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh or BIG BROTHER.
Monday Morning In The BIG SISTER HOUSE Time 9:02:
Currently, Ryou, Seto and Yugi are sleeping peacefully in their beds, not having drunk anything, Malik, Marik, Bakura and Gaff are nocked out on the couch, Yami and Jou are sleeping on the floor in the bedroom as they didn't make it to their beds, and Lulu, well Lulu some how fell asleep on the table, with her dress well…let's just say it's not a pretty sight.
BIG SISTER'S voice came from, well everywhere. "House mates, this is BIG SISTER!"
Bakura, jumped of the couch and started rocking. "AHH the voices are back! make it stop!"
Malik looked uncirtently at the rocking figure. "Um dude…are you ok?" Bakura just kept rocking.
"um…I was only going to say the hot water is on for five minutes…" BIG SISTER'S voice tuned out after the message was delved.
"Huh?" Bakura got up, as if nothing happened.
Gaff woke up after Bakura's little episode. She goes of to the kitchen for some water when she saw Lulu practically naked. She screamed. "AHH MY EYES" She covered her eyes and ran blindly into a wall knocking herself out.
Lulu finally woke up. "huh?" She sat up and fixers her dress then saw Gaff lying motionlessly on the floor, twitching slightly. "Wow and I thought I partied hard." She shrugged and left her on the floor.
IN THE BEDROOM Time 9:05
Yugi, Ryou, Seto, Yami, Malik and Mariku are currently taking showers. Jou, Gaff and Bakura are lying around the bedroom talking.
"you know that little white haired kid?" Bakura asked.
Gaff looked up. "Bakura?"
"NO I'm Bakura you numbskull."
"No your not!"
"YES I AM!"
IN THE BATHROOM Time 9:06:
Yugi, Yami, Ryou, Seto, Malik and Marik where currently showering when Lulu walked in only in a towel. She didn't see the other boys and removed the towel to revel her naked body and FAKE breasts. Little innocent Yugi soon had he's eyes covered by Yami, and Malik covered Ryou's eyes. "Um…Lulu…" Yami asked uncertainty.
Lulu looked up. "Huh?" she finally realizes who she was sharing a shower with and smiled sweetly. "Hey guys I didn't even see you there. Ummmm why are you covering their eyes? And have you seen were the razers are my legs are like so supper hairy!" the others Sweat drops.
Malik edged to the door dragging Ryou. "I think we've finished, come on Ryou."
Yami followed suit pulling Yugi. "Yeah, let's go Yugi."
Marik followed Malik. "Mariku agrees with pretty-self." Seto just walked out.
Lulu grinned waving after them. "OK guys see ya later!"
IN THE LOUNGE ROOM Time 9:57:
"This is BIG SISTER, all housemates to the lounge room." BIG SISTER demanded.
Bakura yelled. "THE VOICE!" and ended up tripping over a coffee table and had Marik drag him into the lounge room, all the while twitching.
"OK, anyway, housemates your first task is for each of you to make fried ice-cream! The ingredients are in the kitchen, you must follow instructions, and if you fail this task, you will lose half of your shopping money. 1. You may begin." BIG SISTER'S voice tuned out. The housemates made their way into the kitchen where the ingredients where set up. "This is BIG SISTER. Housemates take a seat and begin you have ten minutes. Your time starts…NOW!" The housemates took their seats and got down to work…
TEN MINUTES LATER TIME 10:18:
"This is BIG SISTER, housemates your time is up. Come to the Lounge Room to present your ice-cream to the other housemates."
The housemates walk back in, Bakura being dragged by Marik twitching slightly, as well as his floppy thing on his plate which also twitched, that was supposed to be fried ice-cream.
"This is BIG SISTER. One by one the housemates must present their food to the other housemates. Mariku first, then Malik, Seto, Jou, Yami, Yugi, Gaff, Bakura, Ryou then finally Lulu."
Marik stood up in front of the others with a plate of smoking ashes, which caught alight, to Marik's enjoyment. The others sweat drooped and Bakura twitched. Malik got up next with a plate of what looked to be grey, liquid. "I'm not the greatest cook." It was Seto's turn; he got up and showed them a plate of untouched ice-cream. You didn't even try!" Malik pouted.
Seto shrugged. "at least mines eatable."
Jou jumped up. "MY GO!" Jou got up and showed them a cookie crumb covered ice-cream.
Seto smirked. "Nice fried ice-cream mutt."
"why you little-"
Yami got up and broke the fight by saying. "it's my go!" Yami's ice-cream was covered in spices and a chilli.
Marik grinned insanely. "Baka, Big voice say make FRIED not hot ice-cream."
Yami glared coldly at him. "I'd be careful if I where you!" Marik was too distracted with his flaming ashes to care about Yami's warning. Yugi got up next and shyly showed his perfect ice-cream.
"COOL! Finally I can eat a descent meal!" He yelled.
Gaff was next with tinny shrivelled up black thing. "Isn't it great?" everyone stared at it, except Bakura who was still twitching and Marik who was prodding his pile of burning ashes.
"Umm it's great." Ryou lied.
Malik snorted. "What are you talking about its CRAP!" Gaff started bawling.
Ryou stood up for Gaff saying. "No Gaff don't cry! Your ice-cream is just…different."
"If you call shit different."
"You want to eat it?" She asked with a watery smile.
"Umm…no thanks-" Ryou was cut of by Gaff's yell.
"YOU DON"T LIKE IT!"
"No, no it's just it's…its Bakura's turn!"
Bakura looked up. "Huh?"
Malik smirked. "It's your turn baka!"
"I'll force feed you that shit she made!" Gaff starts crying again and Ryou tries to comfort her. Anyway here is mine. Bakura holds up the plate of floppy stuff that twitched.
Marik snorted. "Baka scared of big voice and can't cook!" Marik cackled evilly to himself, while Malik tried to eat Yugi's food, Ryou comfort Gaff, Yugi tried to pry Malik away, Lulu was sleeping, Jou and Seto where arguing and Bakura was poking his floppy thing. Lulu suddenly woke up as Ryou stood up. "Don't take my money evil bunnies!"
Bakura shot up from his seat. "WHERE!"
Malik also shot up. "The bunnies aren't taking my money!"
Ryou nerviously held up his dish. "Um…heres mine." He held up one almost identical to Yugi's.
"No fair!" She then broke down, again.
"OOH MINE NOW!" Lulu showed a perfect looking fried ice-cream. Gaff started bawling harder.
"This is BIG SISTER."
Bakura started rocking. "THE VOICE!"
"Um…yeah…Housemates, three out of ten made perfect fried ice-creams, the rest didn't make it, so…housemates lose half their shopping money. Housemates you are now allowed to share and eat your ice-creams." The housemates headed into the dinning room and sat down at the table, placing their ice-creams, or in Marik's case fire, in the middle. Everyone went for Ryou, Yugi's and Lulu's. Half way through eating their ice-cream, Bakura fell of his chair chocking on a thumbtack from Lulu's ice-cream. Nobody noticed Bakura jumping around and chocking on the tack. Malik pulled out a piece of bubblegum.
Malik pulled it out looking stunned. "What the hell?"
"Oh I was looking for that! Is that where it went!" She took it back, popping it in her mouth. Jou, Marik and Gaff all set their spoons down and pushed away their plates of Lulu's ice-cream. Lulu continued eating pulling out various uneatable objects. Then Lulu finally realized Bakura was chocking! "I'll save you!" she jumped up and was about to preform Hylic Miniver on him, but unfortunately she couldn't get her arms around him because of her breasts. "I can't reach!" Ryou decided to step in and successfully preformed Hylic Miniver and the tack zoomed out of his mouth landing in the opposite wall.
Bakura panting looked up at Ryou. "Thanks…Ryou…YOU…" he pointed at Lulu. "Your ice-cream almost killed me!"
Lulu glared back. "You didn't have to eat it! The thing was so shinny, I wanted to make it pretty!"
Jou got up stretching. "I've lost my appetite, lets go swimming!"
OUTSIDE BY THE SWIMMING POOL Time 10:30:
All the housemates where standing by the pool, when Lulu over balanced and fell in grabbing Gaff, who grabbed Yugi, who grabbed Yami, who grabbed Bakura, who grabbed Ryou, who grabbed Malik, who grabbed Marik, who grabbed Jou who grabbed Seto and they all ended up falling in.
Jou splashed around. "I CAN'T SWIM!"
"Mutt you're in the shallow end, you can stand up!" Seto growled.
"AHHHHHHH huh? Oh my bad!"
Lulu came up with no top reviling her upper body. Immediately Yami covered Yugi's eyes and Bakura covered Ryou's. "Wow! Let's do that again! Hey has anyone seen my top?"
Malik, who had been grinning at the events, suddenly starting screaming as a large thing attacked him. "AHHHHHHHH it's got me HELP!"
"Oh it's my top! Thanks!" she attempted to hug Malik but was stopped when Marik attacked her.
"STAY AWAY FROM MARIKU'S PRETTY-SELF EVIL SEA MONSTER!" While Marik hit Lulu with a flower pot while yelling insane insults that BIG SISTER can not let readers hear, the others climbed out of the pool and went to get drinks and hop into the spa.
"This is BIG SISTER," Bakura who was getting out of the spa fell over the edge twitching, "Marik please restrain from killing the other housemates, and could Ryou come into the Diary room."
Marik gave Lulu once last hit and said -Marik: Evil Sea monster- before climbing out of the pool with Lulu who was rambling about evil Bunnies.
Ryou went into the Diary room and sat on the chair waiting for BIG SISTER'S instructions.
"Ryou, on the table is a letter from BIG SISTER. Take it and read it to the housemates."
"Ok."
"That is all." Ryou left the diary room with the letter and went to outside where everyone was.
"BIG SISTER told me to read this letter." Ryou explained to the other housemates.
Bakura looked up. "Letter?"
Ryou opened the letter and read aloud.
"Dear Housemates,
BIG SISTER is giving you another chance to keep the shopping money you lost. One of the male housemates must kiss Lulu."
The guys looked over at the now awake Lulu who was grinning.
Bakura pointed to Jou. "I vote the mutt."
"I second that vote." Seto smirked.
Malik nodded. "Me three."
Marik looked at Malik. "Mariku is with pretty-self."
Gaff nodded to Jou. "Go Jou."
Yugi and Ryou stayed quiet. Before Jou could protest Lulu kissed him, still without a top, almost making him fall over.
BIG SISTER, who sounded like she was laughing, spoke, "This is BIG SISTER,"
"ahh the voice!"
"you have completed your second task."
Housemates except Bakura who is on the ground twitching all yelled. "YAY!"
END OF CHAPTER
A/N. 1. The housemates are given a shopping budget with which they have to buy food and toilet stuff like that.
HappyDevil: YAY! SUGAR!
Bea: uh…HD did you have red cordial?
HappyDevil: yepanditwasreallyummIloveredcordial!
Bea: uhhh, HD would like to thank Atemgal252, Zoeybell, Mandarb, LaSandwich, Amanda.p., LoneyTombRobber and Ryou Lover 4325.
Atemgal252: Thanks for the kissing idea the real Lulu was pissed of you called it "evil"! Which was it even better!
Zoeybell: Thanks for the pool idea! My sis added the top bit but I added the flowerpot idea! Hope u like it!
LoneyTombRobber: Thanks for the fried ice-cream idea!
Ryou Lover 4325: Thanks for the heads up! I'll be careful! Bea: snort HD: shut up!
Thanks everyone! Plzz review with ideas!
HappyDevil and Bea!
