HD: PLZZ DON'T KILL ME FOR BIG S'S DELET!
Bea:-sigh- you were warned Hikari, yet u chose to do so.
HD: since when have u been all goody-goody?
Bea: since u did something wrong and got caught
HD: you're the worst Yami ever.-pouts.-
Bea: so. HappyDevil doesn't own BIG BROTHER or Yu-Gi-Oh.
HD: oh well.
LAST TIME: Lizzie, Isis, Mia and Anzu come into the house. The house is now split into Masters and Servants.
Chapter 4
WEDNESDAY MORNING, Time 8:30.
The servants had gotten up and were preparing breakfast for their masters.
BIG SISTER came up. "Masters, your food is almost ready; it is time to get up."
Malik and Ryou shared a bed, Lulu and Gaff, Lizzie and Yami and Seto by himself. The masters stumbled into the kitchen, sitting at the table while their servants served them, pancakes with sugar, lemon juice, wiped cream, fruit, honey, chocolate syrup, syrup and butter, while they ate small reshining. The servants went in to the kitchen, except of course Anzu.
Bakura glared at his reshings. "I don't like this servant thing."
"Mariku like pretty-self, but not when Mariku have to serve him." Mariku agreed.
Mia smirked. "I say we get them."
Isis looked appalled. "But we can't do such a thing! It is not their fault BIG SISTER chose them as the Masters."
"yeah I guess so. Let's get them anyway!"
Isis sighed.
BACK WITH THE MASTERS, Time 8:42.
The masters had finished eating and Lulu, Gaff, Lizzie and Mia were in the lounge room talking, and were becoming rather good friends, Ryou, Yugi and Jou were outside swimming, Malik, Mariku, Yami, Bakura and Seto were in the gym and Anzu was…somewhere. Suddenly Anzu came into the lounge room while the four girls were talking and sat with them like they were old friends.
"hello FRIENDS!" Anzu screeched.
Gaff looked at her confusingly. "Do we know you?"
"HAHAH that's so funny!"
"uh yea, hilarious." Mia muttered sarcastically.
OUTSIDE WITH MALIK, BY THE POOL, time 8:50.
Malik had grown bored with the gym so decided to sit on the edge of the pool with his feet dangling in the cool water. He suddenly had a brilliant idea! He pressed the button on his little remote to summon Mariku. Marik had been working out, with the weights, when the beeper strapped to his waist went of. He put the weights back down and walked over to Malik.
Mariku looked down at him. "Pretty-Self-master?"
Malik smiled innocently. "My finger slipped sorry Ooops!"
"this is BIG SISTER Malik you are not allowed to apologise to your servant. Make your servant clean the pool."
Malik grinned. "You heard Big S, chop, chop!"
Marik, growling, went to the little shed to get the pool cleaning things. He scooped out the leaves and bugs on the surface of the water. When he looked over at Malik he found him grinning in an 'innocent' way. Then Mariku had a bright idea! Walking over to the unsuspecting boy he kicked him into the water.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH"
"MWAHHAAAHHH"
Malik had a bright idea! Swimming to the edge he grabbed Marik's leg and pulled him in.
"MWAHHA-AHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Having fun Mariku?" He smirked.
Mariku pouted.
Then Mariku had yet another bright idea. He swam over to Malik and before Malik could say anything Marik smashed his mouth against Malik's in a bruising kiss. Malik was shocked for a second before kissing back. The two were so caught up, with the Yami, Bakura and Seto cat-calling in the back ground, that they didn't notice Isis, until…
Isis appeared. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY LITTLE BROTHER!"
Mariku pulled away. "Shit!"
Isis then started throwing flower pots at Mariku, who climbed out of the pool and ran around yelling. Malik sat on the edge of the pool, sighing. He was bored. Finally Bakura got sick of Isis so he hit her over the head, knocking her out. Mariku walked over to Malik, flopping down. Malik smirked and lay down next to him. "You've just meet my sister when PMS-ing."
Mariku rolled onto his side. "Mariku not like pretty-selves's sister." He shuddered.
"I know she's a pain in the ass." Marik and Malik made-out, Seto, Yami and Bakura worked out. Isis was knocked out, Anzu was glared at, Lulu, Gaff, Mia and Lizzie did the glaring at Anzu, BIG SISTER slept and nothing really interesting happened.
"Housemates, this is BIG SISTER," Bakura dropped his weights on his foot, "Servants; it is time to prepare lunch for your masters. That is all." The servants walked into the kitchen to prepare lunch.
Mia grinned evilly. "I say we start phase one!"
Marik, Yugi and Isis hesitated and Anzu picked her nose. Bakura was about to answer when Anzu's beeper went off.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH" Bakura pushed her into the dinning room.
IN THE DINNING ROOM, Time: 10:30.
Anzu walked over to Gaff. "like yeah Master Gaff?"
Gaff looked at her down her nose. "We're bored. Entertain us! Here." she handed Anzu the bowl of fruit on the table. "Balance this on your head and…um…resite the alphabet…backwards. Go on then."
Anzu placed the bowl on her head and it instantly fell of on her toe. "SHIT!"
"For swearing you also have to balance…this cup in your left hand and stand on your right foot."
"z-r-s-t-y-a-n-m-i-o-p-l-w-q-r-f-d-a-t-r-e-y-b-m-n-a"
"nope! Now go get my lunch and when you serve it to me say "you are so great Master Gaff". Go" She waved her hand. Anzu went back into the kitchen as the servants left with their master's food. When they walked into the dinning room the master's were arguing over ways to hurt Anzu, except Ryou of course. They placed their lunch in front of them, burgers and chips, with sundaes for desert; Malik's of course is vegetarian.
Anzu placed Gaff's food in front of her. "You are so great master Gaff."
"Aren't I?" The servants went back into the kitchen to eat their tinned apples.
Bakura looked at his tinned apples. "This sucks!"
Mia glared at the tin. "Never in my life did I have to eat, "tinned apples."" Jou was happily eating his.
"Mariku not want "apples" Mariku want meat!" Mariku dropped over the thought of a bloody stake.
Isis smiled weakly. "It's not that bad."
"Yeah, at least we're not sleeping outside or anything." Yugi pointed out. All servants' beepers went of and they walked into the dinning room to clean away their master's plates while their Master's had gone sun bathing. The servant's decided to stay inside. They were sitting on the couches talking; Anzu of course went of to get her skimpiest swimsuit to show of to Yami.
OUTSIDE WITH THE MASTER'S, Time 10:59.
They were all lazing around on beanbags talking when the dreaded monster, AKA Anzu, came out in virtually nothing! Her 'swim suite' was a bright hideous pink and Ryou's eyes were instantly shielded by Lizzie.
Gaff looked horrified at Anzu. "What in Ra's name are you wearing!"
Anzu looked at her as if she were an idiot. "A swim suit, dah!"
Yami raised an eyebrow. "That's a swim suit?"
"Um…what's going on?" Ryou asked.
"Scary things, Ry, scary things." Lizzie whispered, horrified.
Malik got up. "Ok now I'm scared for life. I'm going." Malik quickly left the yard, leaving his shirt, and was followed by Yami, Lulu, Gaff, Lizzie dragging Ryou and then Seto. They went straight for the bedroom; the servants looked up confused as the masters practically ran to the bedrooms.
Bakura looked after the 'masters'. "What's up with them?"
The others shrugged. Then Isis beeper went of. She went to the Master's bedroom. "Yes Master Lulu, what can I get you?"
Lulu grinned. "I want to play 'ring around the rosary' you have to play with me!"
"WHAT?"
Lulu looked confused. "'ring around the rosary' you never played?"
"Yes I've played it before, but why in Ra's name do you want to play?"
"Coz I like it! and you're my servant so I command you to play!"
"alright."
"Hey! I have an idea!" Malik grinned.
BACK WITH THE SERVANTS, Time 11:21.
The servants were waiting for Isis when their beepers went off and they followed Isis into the master's bedroom.
"yeah?"
Malik smirked. "Coz Lulu's bored all of the servants must play 'ring around the rosary' with her."
"No fucking way." Bakura protested.
Yami smirked. "But that's the beauty of it, we're the masters and you're the servants, thus doing what we want." The servants, all the while grumbling, walked out of the room back into the lounge room with Lulu, while the masters followed.
Lulu held out her hands. "join hands!"
It went; Lulu, Yugi, Mia, Bakura, Mariku, Jou, Isis and Anzu in a circle.
"RING AROUND THE ROSARY!" The servants were half death from Lulu's screeching and half embarrassed from the situation, all the while the masters were laughing their heads off. Finally after several rounds of 'Ring around the rosary' Lulu finally gave up. "wasn't that fun!"
Bakura rubbed his ears. "Speak for yourself, I think I'm deaf."
Ryou smiled. "You guys can go now."
THE MASTER'S BEDROOM, Time 8:34.
The servants had decided to turn in early, but the masters were bored. What other way to entertain themselves then to annoy their servants. Isis was summoned to the bedroom first. "Yes master Lulu?"
"I want you to sing to us!" Lulu called. The masters were all lying in bed. "Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' off you go!"
""Mary had a little lam-" She was cut of by Lulu.
"Wait, why should Mary have a lamb, change it to Lulu."
""Lulu had a little lam-"
"Wait, lambs are boring, I want to have a gecko!"
""Lulu had a little gecko-"
"wait anyone can have a geckos are boring; I want to have a mountain goat!"
""Lulu had a little mountain go-"
"Wait I want a lama! Had instead of fleas had a golden coat! Well what are you waiting for?"
""Lulu had a little Lama and his coat was as gold as gold, everywhere he went the lama was sure to follow.""
"YAY!" The masters cheered.
Lulu grinned. "You can go now."
Isis left and the masters decided they were bored again so Lizzie called Mia. "yeah master Lizzie?"
Lizzie grinned. "I want a banana pilled, with the top cut, but not in half, with ice-cream, chocolate, wiped cream and sprinkles! Of you go!" Mia went to make her the banana spilt, while she was making it, Malik summoned Mariku.
"What dose Mariku's master want?"
"we want you to dance!" Malik instructed.
Mariku raised a blonde eyebrow. "Mariku don't know how to dance."
"Try!" Mariku did a wired dance-like-thing that looked like he needed to pee. When he'd finished the masters were rolling around laughing their heads off. "you can go now!" Mariku walked out growling under his breath. The masters decided to end their fun and went to bed, hey, they had all of tomorrow!
A/N.
HD: whatdidja think? MALIK AND MARIKU R TOGETHER YAY!
Bea: I pity the servants, what humiliation to dance with Lulu.
HD: Lulu's idea!
Thanks to: LonelyTombRobber and AnimeLoverAngel!
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HappyDevil and Bea!
