HD: HEY ALL! Coz it's the holidays here in Australia I'm able to update a lot more often!

Bea: speak for yourself, the holiday's means I'm watched more which means I can't steal.

HD: You'll survive.

Bea: HappyDevil dose not own BIG BROTHER or Yu-Gi-Oh, but she owns Gaff, Lulu and Lizzie, kind of…

Previously In The BIG SISTER house: Malik and Mariku got together, the servants had to play "ring around the rosary" with Lulu and Mariku had to "dance."

Chapter 4

THURSDAY KITTCHEN, Time, 8:30.

Yugi was in the kitchen making breakfast and talking to Ryou, who had also woken up.

"Ry, I've been meaning to ask you something." Ryou looked up.

"Hmmm?"

"Do you like Bakura, as in more than a friend?"

Ryou, who had taken a sip of milk, spat it back out. "what?"

"do-you-like-Bakura-as-in-more-than-a-friend?" Yugi pronounced every word, making Ryou turn redder with each word.

"ahh…I'm going to take a shower." Ryou all but ran to the showers. Yugi has his cute confused look, complete with eyes and tilt of head.

SERVANT'S BEDROOM, Time 8:34.

The servants were all asleep, until…

"Servants, it is time to get up."

Bakura fell out of bed, while everyone ells just got up, ignoring him and got ready.

"it's way too early-yawn-to get up." Mia groaned. -1-

They made scramble eggs, bacon, or, in Malik's case, salad. The masters finally emerged; Ryou didn't meet Yugi's eyes, and sat down to eat breakfast.

"Um…Mia…" Lizzie called. Mia came over, "why is there a hair in my eggs?" she pulled out a hair.

"I don't know." She smiled innocently. coughGUILTYcough-

"hmmm…yes. Thank you for breakfast."

"this is BIG SISTER," Bakura, who was bringing Ryou some milk, tripped over twitching and drenched in milk, "Lizzie, you are not allowed to thank your servants, command your servant to give you a foot massage."

Lizzie grinned.

Mia glared at her. "I hate you right now."

Lizzie rolled her eyes. "I fell so loved." Mia and Lizzie went outside while the servants clean up and the masters go for a swim.

OUTSIDE BY THE POOL, Time 9:04.

Malik was running into the pool and pretty much jumping on poor Ryou, while Seto and Yami were talking, Lulu, Lizzie and Gaff were gossipping/bitching over Anzu, while Lizzie got her foot massage. Inside in the kitchen the servants got down to some scamming.

"I say we dye their hair pink!" Bakura laughed.

"I thin we should lock em outside for da night!" Jou grinned goofily.

"Then we dye their hair PINK!"

Mariku shook his head. "baka crazy."

"Speak for ya self loony!"

"At least Mariku no scared at voice!"

"At least I don't sleep with a pink man-eater bug plushie!"

"That is you baka!"

"Oh yeah…we'll at least, at least I um…I…I'm NOT SCARED OF ISIS!"

Isis glared at Bakura. "I'm not scary!"

"when it comes to Malik and Marik you are."

Isis waked Bakura over the head with a frying pan, muttering about "stupid immature no good, ungrateful loony housemates!"

"Um…why do we have to get back at the masters, they haven't done anything…" Yugi asked timidly.

"Yug its da principal of things!" Jou cried.

At that moment Anzu came by, headed outside coz her beeper was going off like crazy. Anzu headed over to Gaff, trying to flirt with Yami, so fare running into the sliding doors, tripping over and getting swooped by a bird, and finally making it to Gaff, who was repeatedly hitting the button on her remote. "yes master Gaff!"

"I want to go to the toilet so; you must sit on the toilet for five minuets to warm it for me!" Gaff declared. -2-

"uh…ok." Anzu went of to warm the toilet for Gaff while everyone snickers.

"I could go for a snicker right abou now!" Jou declared, randomly. -3-Gaff walked by towards the toilet.

"Is that enough of a reason squirt?" Bakura asked Yugi.

"Don't call me squirt! I'm not that short!"

"Yeah, yeah and Anzu isn't a friendship ranting bitch!" Yugi pouted. Jou waked Bakura over the head with the same frying pan Isis used. Isis, Mariku and Jou grinned.

"Um…we'll he be ok?" Yugi asked.

"Maybe, oh well I'm hungry, anyone up for a banana?" Isis asked, walking into the kitchen. The servants walked off leaving Bakura to twitch alone.

BACK OUTSIDE WITH THE MASTERS, Time 9: 41.

Lulu, Lizzie and Gaff were having a conversation about Friendship ranter Anzu. "she is such a cow, like talk about MOO." Lulu ranted.

Gaff looked around. "There's a cow?"

"And her pathetic crush with Yami, I was talking to him last night; turns out he hates her guts and is getting a restraining order." Lizzie laid back.

"Where's the cow?" Gaff whined.

"What about that Mia chick? She's pretty cool."

"yeah, I love her hair!" Lulu grinned.

Yami and Seto were working out and Ryou and Malik were talking.

"Mariku said that Bakura told him that he likes you." Malik smirked.

Ryou blushed bright red. "R-r-really t-that's nice."

"You like him don't you!" Malik grinned. Ryou just blushed brighter. "I KNEW it! 'Ryou and Bakura sitting in a tree, fucki-'" He was cut off as Ryou covered his mouth.

"Shut up." Ryou muttered. Malik licked Ryou's hand and he removed it. "gross!"

Malik winked. "You know you liked it."

Seto decided he was going to have some 'fun.' Pressing his button to summon Jou he sat down waiting rather impatiently for him to come. When he did arrive Seto smirked. "Alright Mutt, I want you too 'entertain' me. For the rest of the day, you have to act like a dog."

"NO WAY MONEYBAGS!" Jou yelled.

"You have to mutt, you're a servant, were I am a master."

"Your pure evil." Jou glared.

"And your pure dog, so go on." Seto smirked. Jou, glaring and cursing, got down on his hands and knees like a dog. "good, now bark."

"Woof, woof, Woof" Jou barked. Translation I hate you.

"Now run along puppy." Jou made to get up but Seto stopped him. "I didn't say to stop acting like a dog." Jou crawled away, grumbling and cursing.

Lulu also decided she was bored and got Isis, Lizzie and Gaff also got Mia and Anzu to 'help out', to preform a short play to 'amuse them.'

"A play!" Isis cried.

"yep, a play, and its got to have Barney, Batman and Snow White in it!" Lulu grinned.

"And has to be set in the forest." Lizzie added.

"And has to have an apple as the star." Gaff grinned. So Isis, Mia and Anzu 'preformed' the play, Anzu as Batman who got horribly tortured, then finally died at the end, Isis as Barney, whom was killed by the apple at the start, and Mia as Snow White who amazingly did pretty much nothing. Malik and Ryou had come to watch the play as well, Malik laughing his ass of at his sister, and at the end Lizzie and Malik threw the exercise ball at Anzu, who fell back in the pool.

THE DINNING ROOM, Time 12:43.

The masters had finished lunch and were talking while the servants went into the lounge room to debate over what to do. Anzu was excluded.

"DYE THEIR HAIR PINK!" Bakura yelled hysterically.

"Crazy baka! We not dye hair!" Mariku yelled.

"What about putting milk powder in their beds?" Mia suggested.

"Or soup!" Jou put in.

Lizzie walked into the lounge room. "whatcha doing?"

"Planning how to-" Mia slapped a hand over Bakura's mouth.

"NOTHING! We're doing nothing." They gave her innocent smiles, which Yugi was the only one able to pull of.

"rightttttt" Lizzie drawled, obversely not believing them.

"What are you doing?" Bakura shot back.

"getting a drink, also, do you guys wonna play a game?" Lizzie winked saucily.

"Ok…" The servants agreed. They left with Lizzie to go outside were the masters were waiting, all seated on chairs with extras for the servants. Once everyone was seated, the order going Yami, Yugi, Ryou, Malik, Marik, Isis, Mia, Lizzie, Gaff, Lulu, Bakura, Jou and Seto in a circle, Lizzie announced the game.

"Spin the Bottle, Truth or Dare! ME FIRST!" Lulu spun the empty bottle that was in the middle, it landed on…Ryou! "Okay Ryou, Truth or Dare?"

"um…truth." Ryou chose.

"Okay! Have you ever…gone skinny dipping?"

"NO!"

"Why not!"

"It's your turn Ry." Lizzie interrupted.

"Ok…" Ryou spun the bottle and it landed on…Malik! "Malik, Truth or dare?"

"DARE!" Malik yelled.

Bakura leant over and whispered a dare into Ryou's ear, who shivered at his breath. "Ok Mal, your dare is to go over to Anzu and hug her and tell her you love friendship." Malik paled.

"That's not a dare, THAT'S TORTURE!"

"You heard him, off you go!" Bakura grinned, which made him look freaky.

Malik kissed Marik goodbye, much to Isis annoyance, Hugged Isis, Ryou and Yugi, then went to face his doom, AKA Anzu. He found Anzu feasting on souls, not really, she was picking her nose while watching the TV screen which displayed fish, WOW! Malik approached the monster of doom, as the others watched outside. He leant forwards and 'hugged' the monster. "I like friendship." Malik shuddered. He quickly ran of to the bathroom to 'decontaminate' himself. When he returned, hair dripping, he'd burnt his clothes; he sat on Marik's lap and curled up. "that was the scariest thing I've ever done."

Anzu came running out. "MALIK," she held up her hand, "FRIENDSHIP FOREVER!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Stay away from Mariku's Pretty-Self!" Mariku then waked 'it' over the head with his ever faithful flower pot.

Malik glomped Mariku "YAY!" Mariku grinned.

"Ok…moving on, Mal it's your turn." Lizzie instructed.

Malik spun the bottle and it landed on…YUGI! "Yug, truth or dare?"

"Um…truth." Yugi decided timidly.

"Um…who would you rather make-out with, Jou or Yami?" Malik winked.

Yugi blushed. "Yami." Yugi quickly spun the bottle and it landed on…Jou. "Jou truth or dare?"

"Dare!" Jou grinned.

"I dare you to um…" Malik lent over and whispered into his ear. "ok" Yugi giggled. "Jou I dare you to ask BIG SISTER for a dog's bed, and if she dose give it to you then you have to sleep in it tonight."

"Jou, report to the Diary Room. BIG SISTER instructed. Bakura fell of his chair. Jou trudged off to the Diary Room.

"Yes BIG SISTER?"

"Jou, over in the right corner is a dog bed. You may return it tomorrow morning that is all." Jou took the bed back to the servant's room, and then went back outside.

"What did BIG SISTER want?" Ryou inquired.

"She gave me a…dog's bed for the night."

"I always knew you were a mutt." Seto smirked.

"Shut it Kaiba!"

"It's your turn Jou." Yugi reminded him.

Jou spun the bottle and it landed on…Bakura. "Truth or dare?"

"dare." Bakura stated in a 'do-you-have-to-ask?' voice.

"I dare you to…kiss Ryou."

"Gladly." He walked over to Ryou, who stat stunned, and kissed him full on the mouth. Using his shook, he pushed his tongue into his mouth. Reaching up he stroked Ryou's cheek. Finally the need for air came to great and they broke apart. Bakura was smirking and Ryou was panting. "I believe it is my turn." he sat back down pulling Ryou onto his lap, and spun the bottle and landed on…Isis. "Isis, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

After several more rounds of Truth or Dare, were Isis was asked about her love life, Malik was dared to swim naked, Seto was questioned on his favourite cereal and Yami had to belly dance, they finally decided to finally have dinner. After dinner, which a lot of hairs were found, they all went to bed.

A/N.

-1- the housemates have no clocks so they don't know what time it is.

-2-A housemate actually got their servant to do that!

-3- man that was random!

HD: hehehehe, what do ya think?

Bea: I'm surprised you wrote ten pages.

HD: same here. Please review! And thanks to

Death-Angel-123, AnimeLoverAngel and LonelyTombRober.

Bea: Ja ne.

HD: Please Review, and Ja Ne!

HappyDevil and Bea.