HD: chapter 9!

COH: and we apologise for the slow updating.

Bea: I don't!

Alvar: No own Yu-Gi-Oh or BIG BROTHER.

Bea: but we will once I take over the world!

HD: Bea! No evil plotting before six pm!

Bea: pft…

Cole: …


Chapter 9: the second Tuesday.

TUESDAY MORNING, 9:01, Lounge room.

The housemates where gathered in the lounge room to see who Yami had picked for 'bread maker, house keeper and shopper chief'-1-

"Ok." Yami grinned, facing the room of tied housemates. "For bread maker I chose Jou, House keeper is Seto and shopper chief is Lulu." Seto glared at Yami.

"I'm going to get you for this!" Seto hissed, not at all liking the idea of having to clean the BS house.

"Yeah, yeah, but till then best get to work, you have the whole house to clean!" Yami was enjoying every minute of Seto's touter.

"Housemates, this is BIG SISTER." Good old Bakura once again fell over twitching. "Bread maker, you have three loafs to make a day, best get started, and house keeper its time to start cleaning. That is all." Seto sent Yami a death glare before he left and Jou walked off to the kitchen. "And also, the Store Room is opened."

"YAY! Shopping!" Lulu bounced out of the house to the store room which now had shelves lined with food.

"What do you want to do?" Malik asked, stretching and yawning.

"Sleep…" Bakura mumbled.

"SWIM!" Gaff yelled, running off to the bedroom. Everyone slowly trudged behind her.


OUTSIDE time 9:15.

The housemates, excluding Anzu, Lulu, Seto and Jou were outside enjoying the warm sun. At the gym Yami, Bakura and Marik worked out. -2-

Lulu approached the boys with Anzu trailing behind her. "Hey guys!" Lulu yelled in a happy-preppy voice. "Hey nice muscles." Lulu winked at Bakura who quickly pulled on a mussel shirt. Lulu walked over to a wait and grinned. "This weight-lifting thing isn't hard!" She picked it up, but unfortunately for Lulu the waits were too strong and sent her toppling backwards, dropping the weight onto Anzu's head, which fell over unconscious. "Wow that's hard!"

"Is ugly-evil dead?" Marik asked, kicking Anzu's limp form.

"I think so." Yami grinned.

"Ohh what's this?" Lulu had discovered the big weight-lifts.

"Ahh Lulu, I'd be careful with that…" Yami warned as Lulu rubbed her hands and did odd stretches. As she bent over to grab the weights two things happened, 1 Anzu woke up and 2 Lulu farted, in Anzu's face. THUMP! Lulu hadn't notice as she picked up the weights and lifted them up, but as she lifted the weights on the bar gradually slipped off and rolled away.

"AHH POSSESSED WEIGHTS!" Isis and Lizzie had misfortune of being in the evil-weights path. By then Lulu had put the now empty bar down.

"Well that wasn't too bad! Hey what happened to the cow?" She asked, looking down at Anzu.

"She was…downwind…" Bakura snickered.

"What are we going to do with the body?" Yami asked. The four thought for a moment, no well really the three hguys thought while all Lulu's brain was doing was…

Lulu's brain: "LALALALALA! I wonder why the sky is blue….LALALA!"

"I've got it!" Bakura explained. The others looked at him anxiously. "No wait I don't…a wait I do!" After explaining his master plan they each grabbed a hand or lef of Anzu and carried her towards a wall.

"What are you four doing?" Gaff asked.

"Uh…throwing the garbage out." Yami offered.

"Oh ok!" They let out sighs of relief and kept going. When they reached the wall they swung her body in rhythm before throwing her over the wall and into…DUM DUM DUMMM DREAMWORLD!-3-

"OWW! HEY DON'T GIVE US YOUR GARBAG!" An angry voice yelled, it oddly sounded a lot like Bea…

"I'm going to take a shower, working out is such a sweaty job!" Lulu complained, heading into the house.


THE DINNING ROOM time, 10:32.

"LUNCH IS READY!" Lulu called. The housemates came running from all directions, Malik and Marik last, both smoothing out their wrinkled clothes.

"What's for lunch?" Yugi asked, taking a plate from Lulu.

"Pasta!" Lulu grinned.

"Vegetarian?" Malik asked hopefully.

"Oh course not! Good old meat!" Lulu scoped some pasta onto her plate and sat at the table with Bakura, Ryou, Seto, Jou, Lizzie and Gaff. Malik sighed and only got spaghetti and sat next to Marik and Ryou.

"Wow Lulu, it looks great." Ryou smiled. Lulu beamed.

"Hey where's Anzu?" Isis asked who'd just sat down.

"We thre-"

"She's feeling a little ill!" Bakura interrupted.

"No! We-"Yami covered her mouth.

"It smells nice." Lizzie smiled. She brought her fork full of pasta to her mouth and ate it. She chewed happily and swallowed. "Really nice-"Then she fell backwards unmoving.

"She's dead!" Isis yelled. Everyone looked down at their untouched plates and pushed them away with a look of horror. Lulu just simply ate a mouthful and didn't die.

"Are you going to eat yours?" She asked Isis, who pushed her plate to Lulu.

"Wow she's…" Ryou mumbled in a daze.

"…Immortal or something…" Bakura finished.

"Shit…" Everyone chorused, except Lulu who was happily eating.

"Hey…what are we going to do with her body?" Bakura asked, kicking her leg.

"Wall?" Mariku asked.

"Wall." Yami and Bakura agreed. Everyone gave them odd looks as they grabbed the now dead housemate and carried her to the wall. Again they threw her over.

"OWW! I SAID NOT TO THROW YOUR GARBAGE OVER!" The voice shouted again and Anzu's body was thrown back over.

"Damn…" Bakura muttered as Anzu stirred.

"Housemates, this is BIG SISTER." Bakura fell back over twitching. "Please don't throw the garbage into Dreamworld, the poor people don't want them!"

"IT WAS LULU!" Marik and Yami yelled, pointing to Lulu who had just emerged.

"What?"

"Nothing Lulu."

"OK!" Lulu skipped off happily.


THE BEDROOM time, 11:18

Ryou and Bakura were lying on their bed.

"Did you really throw Anzu over the wall?" Ryou asked. Bakura shifted and avoided his eyes.

"Well…um…you see, I….Uh…yes…" Bakura waited for the yelling or lecture or something but suddenly Ryou started laughing.

"You really threw her over the wall?" tears slid down Ryou's pale cheeks. Bakura looked over at him. When Ryou had finally calmed down he rolled over to face Bakura. Bakura stared at his flushed cheeks, dancing emerald eyes and smiling kissable lips. In one swift fluid movement Bakura's lips were over Ryou's. He tasted of caramel and addicting sugar. Ryou moaned under Bakura. Unfortunately poor-innocent-Yugi walked into the room.

"AHHH!" And soon became poor-Yugi-who-lost-his-innocents.

"EEP!" Ryou blushed a dark shade of red and buried his head in the crock of Bakura's neck.

"What happened?" Yami, Lulu, Gaff and Isis had run in after hearing Yugi's scared scream.

"They…I…um…they were…" Yugi was speechless, so he simply pointed to the two who were still lying on their bed. They rolled their eyes at the two and Yami took Yugi's hand, leading him out.

Lulu and Gaff stared at the two, not at all getting what was going on.

"Hey Ryou, why is your face so red? Is it really hot in here or something?" Gaff asked.

"Gaff, Lulu it's time to leave." Yami had come back to drag the two clueless girls out.


THE SPA time, 12:03.

Malik, Yugi and Jou were sitting in the spa.

"So Yug, how are Yami and you?" Malik grinned, nudging his small friend.

Yugi blushed and looked down at the bubbling water, finding it very fascinating. "Um…we…ah…I…um…"

"Nah! Mal, lay off Yug." Jou laughed. Malik smirked and looked over Jou's shoulder.

"Hey it's Kaiba!" Jou looked over his shoulder to see the one-and-only Seto Kaiba!

"Mutt, shrimp and Tomb-Keeper." Seto leered.

"Cold-ass." Malik smirked.

"I'm NOT a mutt!" Jou growled.

"Could have fooled me." Seto's superior smirk was stuck on his face like a leech!

"Why you!" Jou threw himself at the CEO knocking him over with Jou striding his waist. Seto growled and rolled over so he was on top.

"This is better." He murmured huskily. Jou's face turned as red as Ryou's and he went limp, staring up into ice-blue eyes.

"Uh…maybe we should go." Malik whispered, grabbing Yugi and dragging him off.

Jou and Seto didn't notice them leave. Seto had lowered his head so that his nose brushed against Jou's. Jou subconsciously leant up as Seto's lips closed over his cheery-red ones.

"Jou I was wondering if….I'll come back…" Yami turned around and practically ran back to the house. The two stayed like that, undisturbed.


THE KITCHEN time, 5:21.

Lulu was busily cooking dinner. Isis and Mia sat at the table waiting for Lulu to finish dinner so they could eat, although they were still weary of her cooking.

"Dinner is ready! Come get your PASTA!" Lulu laid down the dishes of the deadly pasta on the table.

"Lulu, can you cook anything ells?"

"Nope!" Lulu sat down while everyone ells came to eat.

"Oh…pasta…" Malik muttered, poking his serve.

"Who votes someone tries it first?" Mia asked. Everyone but Lulu, who was happily eating, raised their hands. "Ok, Anzu, try some." Anzu scoped up some of her pasta and took a bite. They waited for her to drop dead but Anzu only ate more.

"Damn, it's not poison." Bakura muttered, earning a slap from Ryou.

"Hey, has anyone seen Jou and Seto?" Isis asked. Malik and Yami held back their laughter.

"They're…busy…" Yami snickered.

"Somehow I have the feeling I don't want to know." Mia muttered.

"Know what?" Gaff asked.

TBC…


-1- The shopper chief has to cook every meal and shop for the food. The bread maker has to make the bread and the House keeper has to clean the house, spa, pool and sonar.

-2- -HD and COH start drooling- SO HOT!

-3- Dreamworld is an amusement park in Australia, BIG BROTHER is hosted there and tons of MAD rides! I've been twice!


HD: Hmm…not as long as I hoped it would be…

COH: we still hope you all like it!

Alvar: Thanks to: XxSexItxX, missMUSIC, LonelyTombRobber, PrepMassarcre, Browneyedalobino, shady gurl, Slushie Blu, AnGeLoFmErCeY94, myst49, xIsisx.

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Cole: because if they don't she won't update.

Bea: that's bad because…?

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