HD: I am so, so, so, so, so sorry! I never meant to update this chapter so late!
COH: HD worked hard on this chapter, with a lot of help from EgyptianRedWelshDragon.
Alvar: THANKYOU!
Bea: she owns nothing! Not BIG BROTHER or Yu-Gi-Oh
Cole: so get over it
Chapter 10: The second Wednesday.
MORNING, BATHROOM time: 8:02
Lulu, Mia and Gaff were busy brushing their teeth.
"What are we going to do today?" Mia asked, spreading toothpaste onto her hot-pink brush.
"I'm going swimming!" Gaff grinned.
"I'm going too!" Lulu was so enthusiastic with her response that she forgot her mouth was full of foaming bubbles that sprayed all over the two girls.
"EEWWW!" Mia squealed.
"Sorry!" A trickle of spit ran down Lulu's chin and she grinned widely.
"Lulu…" Mia backed away, wiping the spit and foam from her face. "I'm…just going to…GO!" She ran out of the room and Gaff followed at a run, tripping over at the door.
"Fucking Pixies of Neverland!" Gaff swore.
"Pixies! Where! NO GET THEM AWAY!" Bakura screamed, sounding like a ten-year-old-girl, except their not scared of Pixies or BIG SISTER or the Cookie Monster…
"AHHH!" Jou yelled, kicking widely, which resulted in him kicking Seto in the um….unfortunate area….
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" Seto fell off the bed and landed on Malik.
"AHHH EVIL-ASS!" Malik was screaming and cowering until Isis came over with her faithful, and somehow undamaged, flowerpot.
"DON'T TOUCH MY LITTLE BROTHER!" Isis shrieked, sounding like some crazy banshi from hell's basement.
"GET OFF ME YOU CRAZY EGYPTIAN, PHARAOH'S ASS KISSING FREAK!" Seto screeched sounding like Seto on a good day at work.
"SETO LET GO OF HER!" Yami yelled, saving Isis from being chocked to death by the mighty CEO.
"HOUSEMATES THIS IS BIG SISTER, COULD YOU ALL REPORT TO THE LOUNGE ROOM." BIG SISTER'S voice called over Isis's chocked gasps of her flittering life!
Seto dropped her on the ground and walked off. Everyone followed.
THE LOUNGE ROOM time: 8:56
The housemates were gathered around the lounge room wondering what BIG SISTER wanted.
"HOUSEMATES, SINCE LIZZIE'S…ALARMING DEPARTER (insert evil laugh) I HAVE DECIDED TO BRING IN A NEW HOUSEMATE OUT OF THE BLUE…PLEASE WELCOME…THE COOKIE MONSTER!"
"COOKIE!" Lulu yelled.
"OH AND HE'S JUST BEEN REALESED FROM REHAB SO COULD YOU ALL PLEASE BE NICE, BAKURA, YAMI, SETO, MARIK THAT MEANS YOU."
The doors of the Diary room opened and in came the big blue, furry monster-type-thing we all know and love (or hate whatever) THE COOKIE MONSTER!
"AHHH THE COOKIE MONSTER IS BACK TO HAUNT ME!" Bakura screamed girlishly.
"Baku-thief scared of little monster-blue?" Marik asked.
"YES!"
"HAHAHAHA!" Marik fell over laughing and was tackled by Bakura.
"Hello." Yugi beamed, being the nice-cute-adorable-sweet-perfect-cute-loving-cute-guy he is, introduced them all to the new monster-thing…"I'm Yugi, and these are, Ryou, Jou, Malik, Lulu, Gaff, Seto, Yami, Isis, Mia and those two idiots over there are Bakura and Mariku."
"WE'RE NOT IDIOTS!"
Yugi brushed them off with a chibi-grin. Did we mention how sweet and loving he is?
"I'm Cookie Monster." CM grinned, extending a furry hand. Yugi went to shake it but Yami grabbed his wrist.
"Don't touch him Yugi! He could be deadly!" Yami yelled, dive-tackling little-Yugi to the ground.
"Yami…I…can't…BREATH!" Yugi squeaked!
"Why were you in rehab?" Gaff asked stupidly.
"I had an addiction to…" CM dropped his head in an ashamed fashion.
"Drugs?" Seto helped.
"No worse…"
"Cocaine?" Mia helped.
"That is a drug, dipshit!" Seto snapped.
"Say that to my face, trench-coat-boy!"
"Maybe I will blonde-bimbo!"
Seto and Mia got into a huge fight, the others ignored them.
"So what was it?" Gaff asked.
"I had an addiction to…COOKIES!" CM wailed.
There was a long stretch of silence, broken only by the insults thrown by Seto, Mia, Bakura and Marik.
Suddenly Anzu turned up (coz the Author had forgotten her until then…)
"Hello! FRIENDSHIP FOREVER!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Everyone, CM included, ran away, looking for a place to hide.
"She's can't see me, she can't see me…" Gaff chanted, while sitting in the middle of the yard covering her eyes with her hands (the author would like to point out she is wearing BRIGHT yellow while sitting on DARK green grass).
Amazingly Anzu walked right by without seeing her.
"I'M ALIVE!" Gaff yelled, eyes still covered, she did a victory lap of the yard, tripped over and landed in the pool. Eyes still covered.
"Is she retarded or something?" CM asked, looking over at Lulu.
Mouth full of toothpaste Lulu grinned and started bubbling, foam running down her chin.
"Uhhh…" CM backed away, eyeing the crazy lady.
THE KITCHEN time: 9:27.
"Is the coast clear?" A cooking pot hissed to the fridge.
"I-I-I'm f-f-f-f-freezing!" The fridge whined.
"I say we sacrifice someone." The cupboard cackled.
"Good idea!" The cooking-pot agreed.
Suddenly Isis was kicked out of the cupboard.
"ANZU! ISIS WANT'S TO BE YOUR FRIEND!" The cooking-pot hollowed.
"FRIEND!"
"AHHHHHHHHH" Isis took off running for the bedrooms, Anzu at her heels.
IN THE BEDROOM, UNDER ONE OF THE BEDS Time: 9:34.
Mariku and Malik were curled up under the bed, filling the time with a steamy make-out session. They were on the point of losing control when Isis decided to run past screaming, Anzu on her heels.
At her sudden arrival the two Egyptians had jumped apart, both hitting their heads and cursing loudly as they tried to crawl out of their hiding place.
"Stupid, crazy sister." Malik growled. Mariku nodded.
"Mariku's head hurts." Mariku pouted.
"Oh suck it up!" Mia yelled from the bathroom were she hid in the open showers.
Mariku grumbled and Malik kissed his cheek, cheering him up.
"Pretty-Self make Mariku happy?" Mariku asked slyly a dark light in his eyes.
"Depends on what makes Mariku happy…" Malik smirked.
Marik ran his hand down Malik's side and kissed his neck, sucking on the tender skin. Malik moaned and grinded his hips against Marik's.
"MALIK, GET AWAY FROM HIM!" Isis's voice cut through the tender, R-rated moment and Marik was soon running from Isis who inturn ran from Anzu.
Malik sighed in annoyance and went looking for Ryou and Yugi, who were huddled in the toilet, looking a little scared of the whole situation.
"Its OK guys, Marik and Isis have it distracted." Malik assured, coaxing them from their small hiding place.
The three stood awkwardly for a moment.
"LUNCH IS READYYYYYY!" Lulu yelled, breaking the silence.
"I'm hungry." Malik said, walking off, the other two following him.
IN THE DINNING ROOM, Time: 10:26
All the housemates, excluding Anzu who was…a little busy, were gathered around the table, starving as they had had no breakfast.
CM was getting settled fast, Bakura kept his distance, and the other housemates warmed to him.
"OK everyone," Lulu grinned, "I hope you're all really, really hungry!"
Everyone nodded, forgetting the incident with the spaghetti, and waited eagerly for their brunch.
Lulu came out holding a large plate. "I've made…Cookies! All sorts!" Everyone's eyes lit up, none more than CM's.
"Did you say c-c-c-cookies?"
"Yep, choc-chip, chocolate, plain, butter-milk, Lulu's surprise!" Lulu grinned.
"What's Lulu's surprise?" Yami asked wearily.
"Oh just a little of everything, mashed-potato, ice-cream, peanut-butter, Milo, milk, that pimple I popped, some of those extra tacks, just the usual."
Yami eyed the plate with distaste.
CM's mouth watered, his googily-eyes widened to large googily-eye-big-things…he started to twitch, and then he broke.
"COOKIES!" He grabbed the bowl and started to shoved the cookies in his mouth, including 'Lulu's surprise' (poor, poor, monster-thing).
Everyone watched mouth opened, it was Cookie-Monster unleashed.
FIVE LONG HOURS LATER, Time: 3:26
The housemates crawled out of their hiding places once more.
"Is it safe?" Yami asked from under…the pot.
"He's in some, cookie-coma." Mia said, pocking the massive blue lump with a stick.
The whole house was trashed, everything had been thrown around, and there was cookie crumbs and cookie dough everywhere.
"Will he be OK?" Yugi asked timidly.
Suddenly the Diary-Room door opened and two men marched in, wearing uniforms from Rehab.
"Where is Mr Cookie Monster?" One asked, flashing his ID.
Ryou pointed at the blue-lump.
"Thankyou." They marched over and dragged CM off.
They all stood there starring after CM and the Rehab men.
"THIS IS BIG SISTER, HOUSE CLEANER, SETO, YOU HAVE SOME WORK TO DO (insert evil laugh again)."
Seto glared at Yami who grinned.
"Off you go Seto."
"Fucking Pharaoh."
TBC…
HD: what does everyone think?
COH: please review
Alvar: lots of thanks to our anonymous reviewer:
from Philippines: I've always wondered what would happen if the Yu-Gi-Oh cast was shut-up in the BB house sigh anyway thankyou for the review and please leave a review with you're thoughts on the chapter, thankyou!
Cole: Review or HD will mope, because it's almost her birthday,
Bea: leave presents evil grin
COH: why are you asking to leave presents, it's HD's b'day.
Bea: yes, but as her Yami I share her birthday, so I get presents too!
HD: REVIEW PLEASE
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