HD: finally, chapter 11!
Bea: HD didn't try hard on this chapter, so don't be surprised if its crap.
COH: Oh be quiet!
Alvar: HD doesn't own BIG BROTEHR, Yu-Gi-Oh or John Conolly's characters, Angel and Louis.
Cole: just start!
Chapter 11: The second Thursday
MORNING, KITCHEN time 9:23
Yugi and Ryou were seated at the table, each drinking herbal tea and talking.
"Who do you think Lulu will kill next?" Ryou asked, twirling his spoon around his tea.
"Let's hope Anzu." Yugi giggled.
"ATTENTION ALL HOUSEMATES, THIS IS BIG SISTER, IN TWO HOURS A NEW HOUSEMATE WILL ARRIVE, THAT IS ALL."
"Another housemate? I thought they would have learnt from the mistake of CM." Ryou muttered.
"AHHH WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Gaff screamed, running through the kitchen and tripping over her own feet.
"Gaff, what's wrong?" Yugi asked, helping her up.
"AHHH MIDGET PORKYPINE!" Gaff screamed, jumping away from Yugi and tripping over the bench.
"Night terrors." Ryou muttered.
Yugi frowned. "I'm not that short!"
Gaff was now running around outside, running into and over various objects, fighting off pink hippos, getting chased by evil donuts and trying to climb over the wall.
Ryou and Yugi watched from the porch, sipping their tea and chatting.
THE BEDROOM time 10:24
Malik and Mariku were sprawled across their beds with their limbs tangled together. Isis was sleeping at the foot of their bed, yelling various insults and warnings in her sleep.
Bakura was clutching a pillow in a bear hug, thinking it was Ryou and muttering things like 'beautiful' and 'lets screw'.
Yami was also holding a pillow, thinking it was Yugi.
Seto was holding Jou against his naked chest (drool!) although he claimed that it was reflex and it hadn't loved it.
Anzu was sleeping in Jou's dog bed, because no one wanted to share a bed with her and Mia was sleeping with Lulu who was snoring and flaying around.
Bakura Snorted loudly and woke himself up. When he realized he was holding a pillow and not his cute Ryou he dropped it in disgust and stormed out of the room.
THE GARDEN time 10:35
Ryou and Yugi were still watching Gaff's night terrors, this time she was fighting off a snake, which in fact was the hose, which was curled around her neck.
"Maybe we should help her." Yugi offered offhandedly.
"Nah she'll wake up." Ryou twirled some hair around his fingers. "Hey when is this new housemate coming?"
"What new housemate?" Bakura demanded, sitting down across the table and throwing a look to Gaff who was now hitting the 'snake' with a pole she found somewhere.
"BS said there's going to be a new housemate." Ryou explained, dragging his eyes away from Gaff. "She said he'll be here soon."
"Is he going to be like," Bakura paused to gulp, "the Cookie Monster."
"I don't know." Ryou shrugged.
"Hey, where is everyone anyway?" Yugi asked.
"Sleeping." Bakura shrugged, looking over at Gaff who was now swimming laps. "What the fuck?"
"Night terrors." Ryou explained, turning back to watch.
"That girl is just…" Bakura shook his head.
The three just stayed and watched Gaff.
THE LOUNGE ROOM time 11:03
The whole House was, finally, gathered in the lounge room, most still wearing their pyjamas. Anzu was absent because Bakura had decided she was annoying him so locked her in the bathroom.
So far Jou had fallen asleep again and Isis was digging her nails into Malik's arm who was exchanging less-than-innocent looks with Marik.
"HOUSEMATES, THIS IS BIG SISTER," insert Bakura's girlish screams, "OH COME ON BAKURA, YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET OVER THAT! ANYWAY COULD YOU ALL PLEASE STAND AND MAKE WELCOME YOUR NEW HOUSEMATES, AND LET'S HOPE HE ACTUALLY LASTS, LOUIS!"
The doors opened to the Diary room and Louis was shoved into the lounge room.
"OH HOLY CRAP! NOT YOU!" Bakura yelled, jumping behind the couch.
Let us all take some time to look over Louis' appearance. In the words of his creator, John Connolly, Louis resembled a lumberjack, except any self respecting lumberjack would refuse ever knowing him and hide themselves away, bolting the door and praying to whatever God they believed in.
Louis, to sum it up, tall, dark, handsome, satin beard, killer, good taste in clothing, gay you know the sexy average.
Now why would Bakura be associated with such a dangerous, American killer? Well it all started when Bakura, a few years ago, went to America for a huge job, I mean a killer, so he got there and a friend of his introduced him to an associate, Angel, who just happens to be Louis' lover.
Things got bad and Bakura bailed and Angel ended up in a bad position. Thanks to Louis he got out of it but Louis wasn't at all in impressed with Bakura, especially when Bakura came around asking after Angel for another job, he left the apartment with a gun pointed at his head and a very tender bruise on his back.
"Oh fuck not you." Louis drawled looking less than pleased with his current situation.
"I thought you would be too old to be able to get into this place." Bakura challenged angrily.
Louis, who hadn't been searched because when they attempted too a gun found it's way in their mouth, pulled a gun on Bakura who cowered behind Yami.
"Kill Yami, he has wired hair!" Bakura screamed like the little girl he is.
"OI LOUIS, NO GUNS!" Louis' gun was aimed at the roof. "OK YOU CAN KEEP YOUR GUN, HEHE NO HARD FEELINGS…RIGHT?"
Yugi walked cautiously forwards, eyes darting nervously to the gun. "Uh I'm Yugi…"
Louis watched him impassively and Yugi cowered back.
"OOHH I want chocolate!" Lulu yelled, suddenly running to the kitchen.
Everyone shrugged and followed, Bakura throwing a scowl to Louis and followed Ryou.
THE KITCHEN time 11: 45
Lulu had made chocolate, which wasn't too bad so everyone enjoyed chocolate and water, lots of water.
"So what do you do?" Seto asked after some quiet.
Louis raised his carefully plucked eyebrow. "I'm a semi-retired killer."
Everyone went quiet and shifted, except Lulu. "Cool. So what do killers actually do?"
Seto was tempted to slap Lulu over the head but she was saved, damn it, by Mai's next question.
"Are you single?" She wiggled her eyebrows that made Louis look at her as if she had two heads and was singing the hockey pokey.
"No." Louis answered sharply, moving away.
"I suppose it would be kind of awkward if I asked how Angel is." Bakura spoke up.
Louis' eyes hardened. "Yes."
"Alright then."
"Hey where is it?" Yami asked, noticing Anzu's absents.
"I locked her in the bathroom." Bakura answered, waving it off.
Unfortunately Anzu escaped her prison and came bounding into the room. "FRIENDSHIP!"
On impulse Louis drew his gun and pointed it at Anzu who stopped short.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She ran from the room shrieking.
"Wow." Gaff sighed. "You're amazing!"
THE LOUNGE ROOM time 2:43
After everyone had calmed down and had gotten a little less scared of Louis, Bakura and Ryou found some 'alone time' in the lounge room.
"I'm tired." Ryou said around a small yawn.
His head was propped up on Bakura's lap who was playing with his soft hair.
"I won't be sleeping tonight, not with bloody Louis sleeping in the same room." Bakura shivered.
"So how do you know him?" Ryou asked, looking up.
"Used to know his boyfriend Angel, thief." Bakura responded shrugging.
"A thief and an assassin." Ryou snorted.
"WE'RE GOINING TO DIE!" Gaff screamed, running past them wearing only her lime bikini.
"What is it with that girl?" Bakura growled.
Ryou shrugged, sitting up. Bakura watched as he licked his dry lips, tucking hair behind his ear and humming to some song.
"What?" Ryou blushed when he saw Bakura starring at him.
Bakura lent forwards and crushed his lips against Ryou's, making him fall back with an 'eep'.
But their make-out session was interrupted when Lulu jumped over the couch and landed beside them, making them jump apart in surprise.
"Hi guys!" Lulu beamed, not realizing what the two had been doing. "Wow Ryou, your lips are seriously bruised!"
Ryou touched his lips shyly, a dark blush colouring his pale cheeks. "I…I'm going to go…and…yea." He jumped up and raced to the bathroom.
"What's his problem?" Lulu asked.
Bakura growled and followed Ryou, leaving Lulu there, confused and alone.
"I'm so lonely! Oh so lonely, I have nobody all of my own!" Lulu sung, hitting the high notes with a shriek.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" BIG SISTER, Louis, Seto, Jou and Yami screamed.
Lulu just pouted.
THE BEDROOM time 7:42
Everyone was gathered in the bedroom, all preparing for bed.
"Hey Louis, wonna bunk with me?" Mai winked.
"No." Louis answered flatly.
"Hey guys, what if the boogy monster comes and eats me?" Lulu whimpered.
"What?" Jou asked, taken aback.
"You know, the Ooggy Boogy man from A Nightmare Before Christmas he eats bugs and sings that awesome song!" Lulu cleared her through and proceeded to sing, in off key, the Ooggy Boogy song.
"Shut up!" Jou moaned.
"Hi guys!" Anzu appeared.
"Does anyone have any objections to me shooting her?" Louis asked.
"No." everyone chorused.
Anzu held out her arms. "The power of friendship can over come all obstacles!"
"Yea, but can friendship over come my gun in your face?" Louis unlocked the safety.
"Go friendship." Azu yelled before running away.
The lights switched off.
"Someone is touching my ass!" Jou yelled.
"Sorry, I thought you were someone ells." Mai apologised, jumping away and hitting Seto.
"Get off our bed, Pirate-whore!"
"Get bent." Mai snapped back.
"I-is that you Mr Boogy?" Lulu called.
"Oh shut up!" Bakura yelled.
"Marik want light, Mariku can't see Pretty-self." Marik whined.
"Stay away from my brother!" Isis yelled, swinging her frying pan around blindly.
"OH FUCK! What the hell was that for?" Mai screamed.
"Ow!" Yami yelled.
"Take that!" Malik yelled, effectively silencing Isis with a swing of his rod.
"Ohh Pretty-self is so sexy!"
"OH RA-ALMIGHTY! No sex talk please!" Bakura whined.
"Baku-thief just jealous coz Mariku is getting some!"
"Shut up you friggen retarded dipshit!" Bakura snapped. Bakura was silenced by ryou's lips and he only moaned.
"Oh please no, I'm in the bed next to you!" Yami cursed.
"It's OK Yami." Yugi smiled.
"Aww I want some!" Malik huffed grabbing Marik. "Come here!"
"I am so close to sleeping on the couch!" Mai yelled.
"I'm gone!" Louis yelled, leaving.
"Oohh I'm coming!" Mai yelled running, and tripping over, after him.
"Hey mutt you bored?" Seto asked suggestively.
"Nah just sleepy." Jou yawned, missing the suggestive tone.
Seto let out a frustrated sigh. "Just come here." Seto shoved his tongue down Jou's throat, who wasn't so tired anymore.
I'm not going to go on because well let's face it; we all know what is going to happen, suggestive wink.
-TBC-
HD: there you are!
Alvar: Please review!
Bea: with flame! Pretty, pretty fire, I don't have much anymore!
COH: thanks to:
xIsisx: Meh can't blame you for feeling lazy. Bakura is kind of paranoid; I have no Idea who Frankie is so I'll go on your word. Please leave a comment on this chapter, thanks!
COH: and thanks to the signed reviewers!
Cole: just review or HD will sulk, like always
Bea: yea and if you don't well send a sugar-high Gaff and Lulu.
Cole: hell no!
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