A/N-The promised one-shot...enjoy!
Summary-Mika and Seyann tell Michelle all the events of their first day in Konoha and Suna.
Story time.
Disclaimer-Paprika no own!
Mika was sprawled in a chair, black hair fanned out down the seat back. "So now what? We've exhausted all the games we could possibly play…and you still have what…two days to go in the hospital?" Seyann was in a similar position in the other chair.
"Well…you guys still have to tell me some of the stories from Konoha…so knock yourselves out." Michelle said from the bed, a weak smile on her face. She was still suffering from the news of her parents but, for her friends, she put on as much of a happy face as she could…and when she wasn't happy, well, they understood.
"Well I suppose we could do that." Said Seyann, in a voice that indicated she was thinking.
They were interrupted when the nurse came in to give Michelle a pain-killer. "This should knock you out soon and it'll take the pain away." She said before leaving the room again.
"Why don't we start with the dorms Sey? We'll see how long Michelle can fight the painkiller." Asked Mika in a sly voice. "Ugh, the dorms, don't remind me."
(hereafter the story begins and both will be talking and I'm using an...unusual format so, for all intense purposes, Italics is Seyann's input And bold is Michelle interrupting.)
When we first got to Konoha, we were escorted straight to the dorms we would be staying at. Because it was kind of short notice, the dorms hadn't had a chance to be painted. Sooooo…My room was pink. Yes…the room was less than desirable. To her at least, I really didn't mind.
Because you love the color pink.
Well…that too…anyways. We unpacked and got settled…Kakashi came by almost….will you stop that Seyann? What? Everytime I mention Kakashi's name you giggle like a little schoolgirl who has a crush on an older guy…like you just did. I do not. Yes you do. I DO NOT!
Ladies can we get back to the topic at hand?
Oh…yeah…Sorry Michelle. Anyways He-who-must-not-be-named-so-certain-people-won't-giggle dropped by and asked Seyann if she wanted to see his house. She agreed and I went with them…to make sure no one attacked him. Yeah right. ANYWAYS. Can I tell the story Seyann? But you tell it so bad. Sey…
Continue.
So we went over to Kakashi's house and, everything looked ok at first…until I opened the door that was labeled…if we every marry I have to cure him of that…he labels all his doors. I went to the door labeled 'Library'…Seyann's reaction was worth Kakashi's desperate attempts to stop me…
Wall to wall hentai novels.
Seriously?
Seriously. Deadly serious. Seyann…went completely insane. Not completely. Only partially. Ok, Seyann went partially insane. I think I might've even seen…did you release Celina? A bit…That would explain the Neko eyes I saw…
Anyways, she demolished his entire collection… I cannot even begin to describe the look of utmost horror on his face…I never saw a horrified look…because he was smart enough to put it away…before you looked at him.
Ok…enough about me…my cousin told me about your encounter with Temari and Kankuro. Seyann…don't…that was funny at the time but…Oh, by all means Seyann…tell…this I gotta hear.
Well…that day, Gaara took Mika to Suna to, of course, meet his brother and sister…after all I think they might be related someday…OW! MIKA! NO PINCHING!
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Anyways, according to Gaara, the girls took one look at each other and each got a sort of…well he called it a 'look' so I think he meant they looked competitive…
She's one of the toughest Kunoichi around. I didn't want to be stood up by her…
So, Temari comes up to them and says "So Gaara, who is the chick you brought home now?" Mika, according to Gaara, looked straight back at his sister and said, "Don't call me a chick you windbag."
Temari glared back at her and prepared to say something before Kankuro butted it. "HAHAHA. Windbag…" Mika gave him a side-glance and said, "Stay out of it, makeup boy." According to Gaara, his sister came back to 'windbag' with "Don't put on airs girl…you're not the first one that my brother has brought home…" "Don't call me girl my name is Mika. And I can guarantee I'll be the last one he brings home."
Ok, I was to the point where I was just trying to stay on top…I really didn't know what I was saying.
Well, after this was said, Temari's eyes narrowed dangerously supposedly…and then, as her face SPLIT INTO A SMILE...she turned to Gaara and said "Ok, I like her." In all honestly Michelle that's exactly what she said. Like…what we had just done was a test of my toughness or to see if I could think quickly…And I am proud to say she passed. Although I must say, Temari's approval wasn't something I exactly needed…But when you're marrying her little brother…PINCH ME AND I WILL KILL YOU…and she's one powerful ninja then, well, it's something that's desired nonetheless.
Oh and Michelle, you should taste the Ramen. I can understand why, exactly, Naruto likes it so much…it's delicious.
I think Mika might be half Uzumaki…she's already eaten a ton of the stuff…more than I can stand.
Shut up. You know I'm not. OH! I found some interesting stuff about my clan. Like…my great great great grandfather…or something like that…was the one who discovered the ultimate power…but I think it must be something pretty complex and dangerous because I haven't encountered it yet.
And we found out…that all those fan rumors were true…the Fourth really was Naruto's father. Really? Yeah…I found it interesting.
Mika…you find everything either interesting or fascinating. Why is that? Must be a family thing.
So yeah, Michelle, that was a bit of our first day…what do you want to hear next.
I think she's asleep.
Ah. Did we bore her that much? No I think she's just tired from the painkiller.
I was being sarcastic Mika.
Ah.
A/N-Yeah…how did you guys like the format of this? I thought it would get boring if I just went "Mika said this…Seyann interrupted.." don't know about you guys but for me that gets old fast.
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