"Hey guys Kane here back at it again with the video so you guys have been asking for a video on my best friend so I thought now would be the time to the massive major reveal…ready? Let's go." Animatedly, Kane beams brightly into the camera, winking mischievously at the screen.
"Dun dun dun dun…" Dramatically, Kane chants giddily grinning in the camera as he sneaks through his apartment, the camera catching the gaudy stripes of black and white walls with rosewood floorboards below. He smirks smugly briefly blurring over a fair few frames of a younger him holding a sleek silver of a mask of a sad and happy face, another shows him happily standing by a stoic looking younger Bombarda before the tall tower of the agency.
He holds a pair of sleek silver scissors cutting the ruby red ribbon before the entrance way with Haneul and Bombarda by his side. Another shows him holding a boom box, headphones dangling down his throat. The camera soon stills upon the back of Bombarda, piles upon piles of paperwork scattered around the place some on the floor others on the table where a disgruntled brunette scowls down at the paper, her ruby red twitching from his voice.
"Kane, I swear to god I am trying to work here." Huffing, Bombarda sharply snaps scowling at the lilac haired boy before her. He wears a thin sweater with a pale pinkie purple base and thin blue lines on said sweater. He has a thin necklace draping down with a slick silver music note, dangling down in the middle of his necklace, wearing some distressed denim jeans and brown boots.
"Hey best buddy!" Beaming, Kane lunges forward, throwing himself across the table making the brunette before him gasp, gaping at the moron before him, seeing the papers be thrown into the open air, floating flying high in the sky scattering all over the place, any small segment of progress she made when down the drain that was Kane.
"I'm going to kill you." Seething, Katsumi snarls seething, shaking, feeling like a volcano about to blood feeling her blood boil, burn, bubble, feeling the tremors coursing through her, practically seeing nothing but red as smoke spews out of her ears practically. The bloodthirsty Bombarda grinds her teeth together at the ass before her.
"Aw come on working at my place I'm hurt." Huffing, Kane whines lying flat on the table in a draw me like one of your French girls position, posing before the enraged Katsumi. Her ruby red twitch glaring glowering into smooth sapphires.
"And I'm working." Sharply, she snaps reminding him of said task gesturing to the paper below.
"Why not at your place?" Perplexed, Kane quirks his head to the side.
"Because it's full of distraction and you asked me." Mad, Katsumi reminds him.
"Annnyway let's do this! First question answer is this, who is my best friend? Well here you go I'm hers." Happily, Kane beams at the camera pointing towards them both.
"Debatable." Drained, Katsumi huffs, leaning down trying to clean up her mess.
"You love me." Kane whines watching her try to fix his mess.
"I tolerate you." Sternly, she slams a piece of paper flat on the smooth surface of the table hearing the crisp crack of wood below.
"Any who second question how did you two meet?" Smoothly, Kane changes the topic.
"Middle school." Scowling, she reminds him.
"Yeah we barely knew each other until we both took drama I did drama because I loved it Bombarda though…" Smiling, Kane tells the camera.
"I had to do something creative apparently." Annoyed, Katsumi grumbles under her breath bitterly.
"I was an art kid, theatre kid I got most of the leads not gonna lie Kat mainly did background stuff although she was on stage from time to time." Attentively, Kane smiles softly at the memory making Katsumi roll her eyes.
"Sadly…" Katsumi mutters under her breath.
"Oh come you made a great Tybalt " Kane compliments her.
"And you a Mercutio." Katsumi retorts as Kane scowls at the memory.
"Should have been Romeo but Ryoma scared his way to the top." Huffing, Kane moves sitting cross legged, childishly pouting at the memory.
"I think Ryoma suited Romeo perfect." Poisonously, Katsumi seethes spitting out, bitterness dripping down her tongue.
"Do you have any inside jokes?" Kane reads out from the screen.
"Well we'd call each other heartless hinds and bite our thumb at each other." Casually, Bombarda shrugs.
"Back then that was the equivalent of cursing and giving the middle finger we'd get away with it under the pretence of it being practicing. Now what's the next question…do you guys celebrate Halloween?" Kane elaborates before bowing his head, reading from the phone.
"Well at the agency Kane would be the one in charge of parties." Aloofly, Katsumi points towards Kane winking in the camera.
"Haneul does the decorations. Great decorations too you know she made a skeletal figure of jelly once more." Merrily, Kane turns to Katsumi briefly.
"That was some good jelly although the sour worms wiggling about were weird." Bombarda's brow furrows at the memory.
"And those beady heads of skeletal fairy lights were awesome. Have you ever worn Halloween costumes?" Kane adds as he furrows his brow by the other question.
"Well yeah we were kids once." Bombarda shrugs.
"Also as well we did go as vampires one time." Kane smiles softly at the memory.
"Only cause you bribed me." Bombarda huffs.
"Hey it was a good bribe." Beaming, Kane exclaims.
"He also did all the makeup, he got the stuff and it was a Halloween party so yeah…" Katsumi shrugs her shoulders casually.
"And that's all we have for today hoped you liked it and make sure to comment down below!" Beaming, Kane winks mischievously into the camera screen smirking smugly into the camera, before turning it off.
"Welp that makes for my video of the day. I'mma go edit." Kane smirks smugly turning his back to Katsumi furrowing her brow befuddled by the faint vibration in her pocket. She lowers the papers to the desk taking out her phone furrowing her brow by the familiar contact name of…
Chicken nugget.
Quietly, Katsumi makes her way towards the familiar restaurant, brow furrowed. She approaches the doorway to the building before her only to perk up at the vibrations resonating from her pocket. She shoves her hands into her pocket, taking out her vibrating phone, raising a brow at the wave of bubbles popping up in her chat.
"Katsu!"
"Kaaaatsuuuu!"
"Angel!"
"Dove!"
"Precious little nugget!"
Amused, a small smirk crosses her lips at the nicknames proudly presented before her from chicken nugget.
"If you don't answer me, the pet names are going to start getting meaner.
"Urgh…" Katsumi rolls her eyes endearingly exasperated by the pet names in the chat, without a single second of a break before another pops up as she enters the restaurant.
"Welcome back miss Bombarda." Politely, the woman in the yukata warmly welcomes the woman once again.
"Hi Yukiko." Casually, Bombarda greets the woman bowing before her.
"Hawks is waiting upstairs." Yukiko gestures to the stairs.
"Thanks." Bombarda sighs knowing the room as she makes her way up the steps, Yukiko following behind her as Bombarda freezes from the prying eye, eyeing her empty sleeve. She shakily exhales, collecting, composing herself ignoring the shy shimmering bead of sweat sliding down her tense temple. She makes her way into the room, standing before a familiar door but before she reaches out to the door, she perks up at another quivering quake from her phone.
"Bowl of cereal that's been sitting out for like an hour?" She raises a brow bemused by the text shown on her phone, shaking her head at it.
"A bowl of cereal I'm a bowl of cereal!?" Cross, she raises a brow bemused by the blonde before her, swiftly sliding the door open revealing the beaming blonde before her, leaning back on the plump pillowed seats, his hands flat on the floor behind him, smirking softly warmly welcoming her into the room.
"I said my names will start getting meaner." Mischievously, he winks at her.
"I don't…I don't even know if this is mean." Mystifed, Katsumi sighs pinching the bridge of her nose exhaustion etched into her tired tone, trying to deal with the man child before him.
"That is a question but you want to know an even better question." Hawks smirks leaning in.
"What Hawks?" Tiredly, Katsumi sits down across from him.
"Cereal is it soup?" Smirking, he asks her only to see her flat frown.
"…Hawks cereal is cereal, soup is soup." Seriously, she states.
"But…" Whining, Hawks leans further back, craning his neck back pouting.
"Nope going to stop you there." Sternly, she shuts him down.
"Oh come on." Childishly, he huffs puffing his cheeks out once more.
"No I'm not even going to justify that with a answer." Done, Katsumi sighs shaking her head at him.
"Come on you're curious too." Hawks argues.
"I'm really not now what did you order?" Katsumi asks him.
"Your normal oh here's your coke." Casually, he passes over her drink.
"Thanks." She sips her drink.
"Oh yeah I saw this and thought of you immediately." Excitedly, Hawks gold glisten alarming Katsumi furrowing her brow when he shows his phone to her revealing…
"You saw a volcano set…and saw me?" Mystifed, Katsumi's cold crimson narrow at Hawks.
"…Yes." After a pregnant pause, Hawks answers.
"…Should I even ask?" Annoyed, Katsumi furrows her brow.
"You know why." Honestly, Hawks states.
"Hawks…was this from another one of those scummy ads." Katsumi asks clearly concerned for him.
"They aren't scams." Hawks assures her.
"You are a child I hope you know that." Tiredly, Katsumi sighs facepalming at him.
"A child you have to deal with." Teasingly, he jokes.
"…I don't get paid enough for this." Katsumi sighs exhaustion etched into her tired tone.
"Here's your order." Yukiko walks in, placing both plates down.
"Thanks Yukiko." Together, the two chorus at the woman.
"Enjoy!" She smiles softly at the two leaving them.
"You know volcanoes have their own goddess." Eagerly, Hawks says showing his phone to her once more.
"I see you were busying yourself over volcanoes facts." Amused, Katsumi chuckles coyly amused and intrigued by the tale.
"It was that or look up meaner nicknames." Lazily, Hawks shrugs.
"And cereal was the worst you could come up with?" Katsumi furrows her brow.
"You don't know which cereal I was referring to." Smirking, Hawks points out.
"All cereal is the same." Lazily, Katsumi brushes him off.
"For all you know I could have called you Weetabix." Fairly, Hawks points out.
"Excuse you? I am not Weetabix!" Offended, Katsumi snaps sharply making Hawks smirks.
"See that's the worst cereal it's plain and boring." Hawks points out.
"Unless you put bananas and other fruits in it." Fairly, Katsumi argues.
"Who does that?" Hawks furrows his brow.
"I do." Casually, Katsumi shrugs.
"Why? Adding fruits just makes it weird with the milk." Hawks grimaces disgusted.
"Have you ever tried it?" Intrigued, Katsumi asks.
"Well no." Hawks answers.
"Then don't judge before you try it." Katsumi tells Hawks.
"Anyway there's this goddess called Pele, she was temperamental hot headed fitting for her title. One day she finds herself locked in combat with a rain associated god Kamapua, see volcanoes produce fertile soil but to do that they need to rain to cool it down for the farmers to grow their crops symbolically the rain and volcano kind of need each other but they also kind of hate each other sound familiar." Smiling, Hawks explains to Katsumi, wiggling a brow teasingly making Katsumi furrow her brow, ignoring the heavy hue to her cheeks that Hawks happily enjoys.
"I have no idea what you're talking about." Annoyed, she swiftly slaps his hand away from his chicken.
"I'm sure any who he tries to seduce Pele but it doesn't work." Hawks recoils his hand back.
"So she has standards good for her." Katsumi nods her head in approval.
"Or maybe she's just a very guarded person who needs someone to break down those barriers around her." Hawks cradles his hand to his chest.
"Is that what it says in the story?" Sceptical, Katsumi arches a brow at him.
"Annnnyway in the end, the two duke it out however after they realize they could kill each other they instead fall in love." Smirking, Hawks concludes the story.
"…That's a bit big of a step." Sceptical, Katsumi says.
"Guess over time their fighting led to something." Hawks shrugs.
"…Guessing Pele got sick of his shit." Katsumi smirks smugly amused at the tale.
"Yep, pretty cool right?" Hawks smirks.
"Yeah that was an interesting story I'll give you that." Truthfully, Katsumi nods her head.
"Interesting enough to get the volcano set?" Smiling, he asks eagerly, his gold gleaming, beaming brightly. She can't help but smirk slightly at his childlike wonder, joy even unable to hide the small smile from it.
"…Fine." Feebly, Katsumi sighs, she knew she couldn't say no, not to that puppy dog face of his.
"Yes!" Hawks smirks smugly fist bumping at the news making Katsumi chuckle amused at the gleam glistening in his bright broad yellows. The two continue conversing enjoying dinner to their hearts content.
*What do you think of Kane and Katsumi's friendship? Would love to know! Someone asked me what would happen if Hawks went to U.A with Katsumi and oh god...the idea of that is hilarious to me would love to know your thoughts/ideas!*
