A/N-Just a funny little one-shot I thought up… sort of to irritate my friend who is Seyann in the story…Thanks to Loku for reminding me about this plot bunny that was hidden in my head.
Summary-The results of an April Fools joke that Mika decides to play on Seyann.
Timeline-The first April Fools after the couples are all married.
April Fools
Disclaimer-I don't own Naruto.
The shadowy figure in the window looked over the sleeping couple, uttering a silent prayer of thanks that it was Michelle and not Seyann that slept like a feather. Otherwise, she thought while her face curled into a smirk, this prank would be useless…it required sneaking into the bedroom.
When they had first crossed over, Mika had been completely horrified. They didn't know what April Fools Day was, and to a prankster like Mika well, that was almost a crime. As such, Mika had made it her personal mission to pull at least one major prank on everyone to demonstrate the benefit of this wonderful holiday. Eventually they had caught on… and now everyone feared being the target of Mika's pranks.
She had pulled something on everyone, from painting her husband's gourd with clear nail polish (the entire thing) so that when he had summoned it…it wouldn't work to her pride and joy prank-when she had somehow (they never quite figured out how) persuaded Jiraiya to say to Kakashi that he was becoming a monk and was going to stop writing Itcha Itcha Paradise novels. Kakashi's expression had been priceless.
Unfortunately (for Seyann), this year, she had her sights firmly set on the wife of the Hokage.
Several days ago, Mika had been going through her little black book of invented jutsus that she had started in the old world when she came across one marked 'good prank'. She had discovered it while she had been perfecting the eye shadow jutsu for Sey…and had forgotten it until this point.
Drawing on all her power and skill as a Kunoichi she slipped into the room where the sleeping, pregnant Seyann was lying next to Kakashi. She herself was pregnant and if Gaara ever found out about this misuse of chakra when she should be resting (which she had no doubt he would) it wouldn't go over well. Gently laying two fingers on her friend's head, she formed three single-handed seals.
A gentle pink glow surrounded her friend for a moment before fading. With a smirk, Mika slid back out of the room as if she had never been there, leaving only a small post-it-note on the calendar on the date.
This was going to be a lot of fun.
Something was important about today. That was the first thought in Seyann's mind as she stirred. She didn't open her eyes though, merely rolled over to face her husband. "Mmmm…Kakashi, you need to get up…the Mist ambassador is here for a meeting…early meeting." Her husband muttered in his sleep "Paths of life….5 more minutes." Seyann smiled and took her pillow out from under her and bopped her husband on the head. "Time to get up Hokage-Sama."
Seyann herself swung her feet over the edge of the bed and stood up sleepily. Mika was coming from Suna for a visit today, early, so she had to get up. Eyes half closed, sending a weird haze over the room, she shuffled across the room to the bathroom.
An earsplitting shriek summoned the Hokage out of bed.
"Seyann What's wrong. Is the baby ok?" He found his wife, clutching the sink staring into the mirror with horror…everything looked ok. Until she spoke.
"P..Pink. I'm pink. My hair is pink. My clothes are pink." She said in somewhat of a shocked voice, almost detached. She turned to look at him and backed up once she lay eyes on him…
"Kakashi you're pink. Your hair…your eye…your boxers…they're all pink." Immediately he strode across the room and gathered his panicked wife into his arms. She was starting to panic and hyperventilate and he knew only one way to calm her down.
Looking up at him like a lost puppy he had seen once, his wife went "What the hell is going on here? Wait…" She tried to make a connection from mid air. "Hell. That's it…My God…I've died and gone to Hell."
In a soothing voice her husband reassured her. "You're not in Hell. You're fine. We're going to get to the bottom of this." He picked his wife up bridal style and carried her to the bedroom. She was looking around the pink room in horror when her sights landed on the now pink calendar. And the post it note.
Standing unsteadily, she went over to the thing and ripped it off, reading it as quickly as she could.
Enjoy the pink vision! April Fools…Mika.
Her eyebrow twitched. "April…Fools." She said menacingly. "Kakashi, if I give you a message can you have it sent to Suna as soon as possible?"
Mika was just making preparations to leave for Konoha when a knock was heard at her door. She opened it to see a Chunnin holding out a message for her. "From Konoha…I believe Lady Seyann." "Thank you." Said Mika, closing the door. "Who's it from." Asked her husband idly.
"Konoha. I think it's from Seyann." Gaara gave his wife an odd look. "Why are you so anxious." Mika sweatdropped and said in an uncertain voice "Well…it is April Fool's day…Last night I went to Konoha and put a Jutsu on Seyann." "What Jutsu." Asked her husband warily. "Remember the one I accidentally put on you when I was making Sey's eye shadow Jutsu?"
How could he forget? He inhaled sharply and said "Mika you didn't. Tell me you didn't." Mika avoided his eyes. "Wou did."
Taking a deep breath she slit the envelope. 'This can be two things. It could be that Seyann hadn't figured out yet that it's I who put the jutsu on her…"
She pulled out the slip of paper and read it. Sighing loudly, she muttered "Or it could be…"
When I get my hands on you Yourusashi, you will regret the day you were born.
"A death threat."
Jeeze this was going to make things awkward when she saw Seyann later today.
The cousin of Gaara sat back to admire her handy work. She had rigged almost every single thing in her house to trigger some kind of prank. There was no way that Mika could miss any of it.
Revenge was so sweet.
She heard a knock on the door and she stepped as cautiously as she could towards this object. "Come in Mika!" she called.
The girl in question walked in…and stepped over the trip wire that Sey had set up. "Sey…no hard feelings right?" asked the girl as she grabbed the hanger…that wasn't rigged to pull down the bucket of water.
"None at all." Said the frustrated Hokage's wife through gritted teeth. "Come on, let's sit down, I'll get some drinks. Is there a counter Jutsu you can use because I still see everything in pink." She walked into the kitchen and listened…
The thing in the living room never triggered. Instead Mika said "No…it should wear off soon, it only lasts about 12 hours or so."
"Jeeze what does it take to get through to this girl." She muttered angrily. She reached into the fridge and grabbed the milk carton for Mika-the girl hated coffee. "I'll be right there!" called Sey from the kitchen, trying to get her frustration under control after her failed attempts at pranking Mika.
So absorbed in this was she that she neglected to notice the expiry date on the carton of two weeks previous…or the odd stench that arose from the milk.
Until her friend took the first sip and spat it back out. "Nice Sey! Didn't expect a prank back from you." She sputtered. "Sour milk…classic."
Seyann was confused but she had a faint grasp on what was happening. "April Fools." She said, still slightly…bewildered.
Mentally she thanked her and Kakashi's collective slight tenancy towards being scatterbrained and forgetting expired food. At that moment, her vision snapped back to normal. An eye for an eye…
It was 12:00 PM on April 1st…
April Fools day was over.
A/N-What do you think? Funny?
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