A/N- Thanks to Loku of the Long Reviews… for giving me the idea to write a one-shot about when Itachi transformed himself into Neji, the day before the wedding to talk to Michelle and for helping me with this one!
Summary-Itachi turns himself into Neji to try and find something to torture Michelle with…and gets more than he bargained for.
Italics are Itachi's thoughts as NejiTransformation
Disclaimer-I don't own the Characters of Naruto.
It seemed as though time stood still and the entire world held it's breath as she broke the seal which kept the test results secret. She unfolded the parchment slowly before finally reading the single word on the sheet.
Positive.
She was pregnant. With Neji's child.
Letting out the breath she didn't even know she had been holding, she leaned back against the long grass, hair fanned out around her.
What now.
He stood in the bushes, looking at his cousin. He thought the word as though it were something foul.
And here he was sitting pretty, thinking his brother was the last one. "Well…I'll just have to amend that, won't I? But since she's friends with that Mika girl…This could get interesting." He smirked and raised his hands in a transformation Jutsu.
What would he say? Knowing him…he'd probably be ecstatic. Say he was being a father. What would her friends say? She smiled…knowing them, something perverted about how 'couldn't he wait' or something along those lines.
If they were still alive…what would her parents say? She knew exactly what they'd say…which is why she probably would've waited to tell them…after she was married.
She closed her eyes as she lay there, and as such was caught off guard when Neji came over and lay down beside her.
"What's up 'Chelle?" he said softly. "You're not getting cold feet are you?"
Michelle shot up where she sat, surprised. "How could you even think that…" she lay back down, this time in his arms. "No…not cold feet." She trailed off before adding "Neji you know I love you right?" 'I don't love you…'
He nodded uncertainly before furrowing his brow and saying, "What's going on." 'Yes, tell me I'm so interested.'
She took a deep breath and sat up. Unable to look at him, she exhaled loudly before finally muttering the two words. "I'm pregnant." And handing him the piece of parchment that Sakura had given her.
He blinked. "Pregnant?" His eyes opened wide as he read the paper. 'Now I can definitely use this.' "You mean…I'm going to be a daddy?" Michelle lay a hand on her stomach and said, "Yes…oomph!"
The 'oomph' came from when Neji wrapped his arms around her ecstatically, and tackled her to the forest floor.
'Hugging your cousin isn't repulsive…hugging your cousin isn't repulsive…'
"Oops…sorry did I hurt you?" 'Please say I did.' She laughed gently and rested her head against his shoulder. "No…"
She smiled softly as he rested his hand on her stomach, a simple motion and yet, to her, it spoke volumes.
"I thought…." She turned away, embarrassed. "What 'Chelle?" he asked, raising his head. 'Something else I can use…'
"I thought that if you found out I was pregnant you'd think I was easy…"
'Pregnant before you're married? Yes, yes I think you're easy. I'm ashamed to be your cousin.' "No! 'Chelle, if I thought you were easy would I have asked you to marry me in the first place? Would I be here?"
Michelle's face relaxed. "No…. I guess you wouldn't."
Suddenly her face lit up. "Hey! I've got an idea!" 'Bore' "What is it 'Chelle?"
"Why don't you…use the Byakkugan as a sort of Ultrasound!" 'What the heck is an Ultrasound…I can't use the Byakkugan!' "What's an Ultrasound 'Chelle?"
"It's something that was in the old world…when someone was pregnant to check on the status of the baby…a technology where you can see through the skin…you can do that with the Byakkugan."
'Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap.' "Sorry Michelle…I'm trying to save my energy. I overdid it at training the other day."
Michelle wrinkled her forehead. "Well…overdoing it in training isn't good. Especially the day before your wedding." She leaned over and kissed him.
'I will not hurl I will not hurl I will not hurl'
"Well Neji, honey, I gotta go. Mika, Sey and I have to go over a couple things before the wedding…flowers and stuff like that. Girl Stuff."
"Ok…if I don't see you tonight…I'll see you tomorrow at the ceremony. I…" 'DON'T DON'T DON'T' "Love you."
"Love you too but silly, you'll see me at the rehearsal." "Oh! Right…well, don't tell anyone till after the ceremony…I'd like it to be a surprise." Ok. See you tonight!"
As soon as she was gone, he dropped the jutsu. "I almost thought she was going to see through it there…" he muttered, relieved.
However, his pale face drew back into a smile.
'They're all pregnant…I can definitely use this.'
A/N-Anyways there you go…enjoy! Background! Gotta love it.
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