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Authors Note: I hope you liked my last chapter : it was fun to write. Now…what happened at the table with 4 marauders and 3 girls. Well 4 but 1 isn't there at the present time I hope you like this chapter. Sooo sorry for the really long flashback, but it had to be there.

"Er, where's Amelia?" Sirius asked before leading the girls to the marauders.

"Oh, she's snogging Pete in a broom closet in a 5th floor corridor." Flora said casually.

"Gottcha." He replied. I didn't think Amelia was the snogging type. She doesn't look like it. Hmmm maybe I should… His thoughts were interrupted by James.

"Sirius! SIRIUS! EARTH TO SIRIUS!" he shouted.

"Huh? What? Oh. Right" and with that, he sat down. Flora sat next to him. Lily sat between James and Remus, and Caitlyn next to Peter. She wasn't too happy to have to flirt with Peter, but if she had to she had to, and that was the end of it.

"So how are you lovely ladies doing today?" Remus asked.

"Pretty good" all the girls said.

"You look especially lovely today Lily" James commented.

She blushed a bit but didn't notice, and thanked him. She then looked at Remus.

"Remus, what are you doing tonight?" she asked seductively. James looked at her in a weird way, but went on eating. He thought on that a minute.

"Just hanging out with the marauders darling why? You wanna do something?" He asked, equally seductive. I wonder if he knows this is a scheme…Lily thought.

"Just wondering, and no, I have something else going on" she then turned to James "What about you Potter? What are you doing tonight" she looked at him, who turned and looked her straight in the eye. "Dreaming about snogging you Miss Evans" he answered. She leaned into him, and got close enough to kiss. If James wasn't so shocked, he would have kissed her. "Prat" she whispered, and then took a sip of her pumpkin juice.

Lily looked over to see Flora flirting majorly with Sirius. Sirius looked like he was lost in a trance in her violet eyes. Flora caught Lily's glance and snickered, tossing her beautiful brown hair that was slightly wavy and fell a little past her shoulders. Sirius was giving into her vibrant violet eyes and hair.

"W-will y-you g-g-go t-to Hogs-s-me-eeade w-with m-me?" he managed to get out. Flora was messing with his hair. She was quite the flirter but she was shocked, she didn't think that she was going to be asked out by the prank playing Sirius Black.

She laughed, "Oh, Sirius, I think you forgot that you were suspended from Hogsmeade on the train for changing Serverus Snape into a spider then scaring me with him. But I would have loved to." She reminded him of the incident on the train and gave him a bitch glare that she and her friends called the "cheerleader glare" as soon as she did this she saw the grin fade on Sirius's face.

"Oh, right, sorry 'bout that." He apologized and gave her the famous marauder puppy dog pout that he tried to use to get him out of trouble or when he was getting glared at by a certain violet eyed witch, it didn't always work.

"Oh, don't give me that look Sirius Black" She slapped him on the arm and went back to eating her vegetarian meal.

Meanwhile, Caitlyn's flirting with Peter wasn't going too well. See, Caitlyn never really liked Peter all that much. He was she with mousy hair and never really talked to anyone besides the marauders, and even with them he didn't talk much.

"Er, Lily, can I talk to you for a minute…? In the corridor?" She asked looking over at her best friend.

"Yeah sure" Lily turned to Remus and James and told them that she would be back in a minute. Remus gave a reluctant nod. When Lily stood up to leave, she felt James grab her arm.

"Don't leave me Lily!" He pleaded giving her the famous marauder grin. Lily just rolled her eyes.

"I'll be right back you big papoose." She snickered at the name she had just called him, pulled her arm out of his grasp, and turned on her heel to walk out of the Great Hall.

"Hey Remus," he turned to his brainy friend, "what's a papoose?" Remus doubled over laughing.

"Why do you want to know?" he said between giggles.

"Lily just called me a 'big papoose' and I wanted to know what it means" Remus started laughing harder.

"A papoose is a…" he couldn't stop laughing, he was even snorting, and Remus Lupin did not snort. "Sorry…" he tried to control his laughter, "It's that thing that women carry their babies in, that straps over their shoulders and it holds the baby in front of them, Lily called you that! THAT'S HILARIOUS!" He started to laugh harder and James hit him in the head. But James had to admit, that was a pretty good insult.

Lily opened the big oak doors of the Great Hall and saw Caitlyn standing before her.

"What's up?" Lily asked. Caitlyn sighed before answering.

"Well you see I can't exactly flirt with Peter when he never says anything. He just kinda sits there and fidgets with anything he can find." Lily nodded, knowing what her friend was going through.

Just then, James came bursting thought the Great Hall doors stretching his arms out to Lily.

"Lily! Lily, come back! Oh how I am missing you so! I can't live with-"He was cut off by Lily smacking him in the back of the head. James stood startled while rubbing his head. Lily whispered something into Caitlyn's ear that James couldn't hear.

"I really wish he would just sod off, he's being a tad bit clingy" Caitlyn nodded at Lily's comment.

"I'm coming James, just give me a few minutes!" She faked a sweet smile. James looked impatient, but nodded and went back to the Great Hall.

"So about Peter…" Caitlyn went on.

"Er, right. You don't have to do anything with him anymore. I've always found him quite odd myself." The girls laughed and returned to the Great Hall. When they sat back down in their seats by the boys, they all looked at each other and smiled a mischievous smile. They put their wands together and muttered a few words. Instantly, the Great Hall filled with screams.

Looking around the room, everyone was in shock. All of the girls, including the professors, were in their favorite bra, their house PJ bottoms, and fuzzy pink slippers. The boys sported no shirt, their house boxers, and the same fuzzy pink slippers, and their hair was dyed purple. Although everyone was infuriated, the Slytherin's had it the worst. The boys had snakes in their boxers and the girls in their bras.

"JAMES-BLOODY-POTTER! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!" Lily screeched.

"Start of year prank, Lily m'dear." He said nonchalantly, trying to hold back his laughter of Lily's pink bra with a fuzzy white dog on one side.

Sirius looked over at the professors table and doubled over in laughter when he saw Professors McGonagall and Dumbledore.

"Oi! Minerva! You look smashing in your blue and brown polka dot brassiere my darling!" At that comment, Minerva McGonagall gritted her teeth.

"One: How long does this little prank of yours last? And 2. Misters Potter, Pettigrew, Black, and Lupin, in my office after the feast!"

Sirius stood and shrugged his shoulders, "two days tops" and sat down.

Remus stood. "But Professor! I have to see Professor Dumbledore after the feast with Miss Evans to discuss Head duties!"

"You are excused Mr. Lupin, but I am very disappointed in you."

"But Professor I have to-" James and Sirius were cut off.

"No excuses, the three of you, in my office, after the feast. No getting out of it, Mr. Lupin only got excused because he has Head duties to attend to."

Flora was livid. "YOU FLIPPIN' MARAUDERS! YOU ARE SO IMMATURE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!" She was obviously upset because she was wearing an orange strapless bra with silver rhinestones.

James just laughed at her comment. "Yeah but seeing Dumbley-Door in his purple boxers with shiny silver stars is pretty funny if you ask me."

Flora looked at Dumbledore and started laughing. He looked a little too comfortable. He had his pink slippered feet on the tabled, leaning back in his chair and munching on a Pumpkin Pasty. But of course he had an entire bowl of Bertie Botts Every Flavoured Beans in front of him. All in all, he looked pretty pleased, even if his hair was purple.

"JAMES POTTER I AM GOING TO KILLLLL YOUUUU!" Lily screamed, reaching for her wand.

"Lily darling, you know you love me" He said feebly.

"JAMES I BLOODY HATE YOU…you...you… you PRAT! THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS WHAT YOU DID TO ME AND FLORA WHEN WE WERE ON VACATION OVER THE SUMMER!"

----------FLASHBACK A/N: sorry the Flashback is extremely long, I was going to make it a separate chapter but it didn't fit right. So I had to do it this way. Sorry if it gets confusing afterwards. ----------

James and Sirius were on vacation with James's parents in Italy. They had not known Lily and Flora were in the same hotel that they were staying in until James spotted the girls tanning by the enormous pool.

"PADFOOT! PADFOOT! LILY AND FLORA ARE HERE!" He screamed, running into his hotel room to find Sirius in his boxers rocking out to muggle music.

"WHAT!"

"I saw them tanning by the pool! This is perfect pranking opportunity. As long as they don't know we're here, they won't know it was us!"

"Oi! This is PERFECT! Now all we have to do is think of a good prank to do to them!"

James got an evil look on his face. "I think I have the perfect plan."

Sirius tilted his head, looking like a puppy. "What is this idea of your Prongsie?" he said, scratching his chin, as if he had a beard.

"Well…" He went on to explain his plan and look very pleased with himself for thinking up such a good prank.

After getting all of the details of the prank, the boys snuck into the girls hotel room and were pleasantly surprised to find that they were in the shower the hotel room was huge, and had two showers, they were not in the same shower. Get your mind out of the gutter.

"Padfoot, you get Flora's, I'll get Lily's, and get the bathroom too." James whispered. Sirius nodded and snuck off into the bedroom to find Flora's suitcase, James immediately went to the bathroom that Lily was in, grabbed what he needed, and snuck off to get Lily's suitcase while Sirius got what he needed from Flora's bathroom.

Just as the marauders were getting ready to leave the girls' room, they heard both showers turn off.

"Prongsie we gotta hurry!"

They ran out of the girls' room, but were still sure that they were as quiet as possible.

They ran to their own room and hid the suitcases and "stuff" they had gotten from the bathroom. I'm sure you've probably figured out what it is by now

Unknown to Sirius, James had put in an invisible video camera that he had hooked up to a muggle computer.

"Come on let's use the invisibility cloak to see how they react!" Sirius exclaimed, jumping on the bed.

"No need Padfoot, come see." He pressed a button on the computer and an image of the girls' room came into view. Sirius stared at the screen shocked.

"W-What? DUUUUDE! PRONGSIE HOW'D YOU DO THAT?" He had obviously never used a muggle computer. Neither had James, but he had heard Lily talking about it, and figured it out.

A scream was heard by two people, obviously girls, and before James could answer Sirius, both of their heads whipped around to see the screen.

Seconds later, both Flora and Lily had appeared on the screen wrapped in light pink towels. They stood facing each other looking infuriated.

"Are your clothes gone too?" Lily asked Flora. She nodded in response. "I guess we'll just have to find something else to wear, but that was my favorite shirt."

Both girls walked to where their suitcases were before the boys took them. Once again, simultaneous screams were heard. By this time, James and Sirius were rolling on the floor laughing.

"AHHHH!" Lily's face was as red as her hair.

"Who could have done this?"

"I think I might know." Lily went to the phone and called the service desk downstairs. The video camera didn't reach where the girls were now, and their voices were out of reach to hear.

"Damn it" James cursed "We can't see what their doing anymore"

"Hello, Is there something I could help you with today?" the concierge said smoothly.

"Yes, actually" Lily said in her sweetest voice possible for the situation that she was in. "I am here to find my best friends family I am vacationing with them this summer, but I had something going on with my family and I had to meet them here… they said that they were in a hotel in Rome, but they never said which one, could you tell me if the Potter family is here, and if so, could I get a key to their room?"

"Why yes certainly" the man said in a casual tone "they are in room 547 how far away are you from our hotel?"

"I think I am about 5 minutes or so, if my directions are correct."

"Okay ma'am, I will have an extra key waiting for you, I do believe that the Potter family has just left. Would you like me to tell them to wait for you?" James' parents were going for dinner at a fancy restaurant and told James and Sirius to stay out of trouble.

"Oh no it's perfectly alright, I have already talked to them, they said to get the key and get some rest."

"Ok miss, I will have your key waiting for you"

"Thank you" Lily hung the phone up trying her best not to laugh. She turned to Flora and told her everything, that the Potter's were in the same hotel and knowing them, they were the ones that had taken their clothes. She also told Flora that she would be able to get the key and barge into their room. Flora laughed, but then realized that Lily couldn't just go downstairs wrapped in a towel.

"Shit, OH! I know! I'll just use some of mum's clothes, they can't be that big." Lily walked over to her mothers suitcase and opened it, trying to find the smallest article of clothing that looked appropriate for her to wear. It was one of the fanciest hotels and she couldn't wear something that casual. She spotted her mothers red dress, and looked at the size.

"Perfect"

"Lily, you can't! That's your mum's good red dress!"

"Oh Flora please, chill out. Hold on." Lily called her mothers cell phone and explained her situation. She asked if she could simply wear the red dress to get the key and then put it back. Her mother agreed as long as nothing happened to the dress.

"See, I told you she wouldn't mind. I'll get the key, and come back up here so we can get you some fancier clothes, since we have to travel a bit around the hotel, we can't go in anything that casual the only time anyone wore anything casual was if they were going out of the hotel to somewhere that wasn't very fancy; we can shrink them temporarily if we have to." Flora nodded and told Lily to be careful getting the key, and not to damage anything. Lily nodded and slipped on the dress. Flora gaped at her "Whoa"

"What?"

"You look so amazing"

"Too bad it's only for little while" Lily put on her mothers red, strappy high heels and grabbed her mothers black dress purse, for a little contrast in color. She took the elevator down to the second floor and took the stairwell one floor down so that she could sneak out the side door with out anyone noticing and go through the front door, so it didn't look suspicious. Since it was about 3 o' clock in the after noon, Lily had put on her oversized sunglasses and a pair of pearls and diamond earrings. She looked stunning. She walked around to the side of the hotel and made sure her hair was perfect and her make up was in tact and she didn't look like she just threw something on. She was satisfied and walked to the front of the hotel, and opened the door. The entire lobby turned and gasped, Lily didn't even look seventeen, she looked more like nineteen or twenty. All the men that looked her age or at least the age she looked stared in awe at the beautiful girl standing in front of them.

She smiled sweetly as she slowly took off her sunglasses and walked to the concierge desk.

"Hello, I am Lily, best friend of the Potter's, I called a few minutes ago about getting a key because they were out." She said in the sweetest voice, but still trying to hide the fact that she was a guest at the hotel already.

"Yes," the concierge said "here is the key, go up to the fifth floor and it is down the hall to your right. Do you have any luggage miss?"

Oh crap I didn't think about that! Lily thought.

"Oh, it's all in my car. I'll get it, it's quite alright." She lied.

"Only if you're sure miss" the man at the desk said. Lily nodded and made her way to the elevator. As she stood waiting for it to come down from the tenth floor, a man that looked like her was about twenty came up to her.

"Hello gorgeous" he said smoothly, seemingly a little drunk.

"'ello." Lily looked up to see what floor the elevator was on, it was now on 5 and coming quickly down.

"Can I escort you to your room and maybe stay a while" the man said looking a little woozy.

"Er, no thank you, my boyfriend is meeting me here soon…" she lied again, desperately waiting for the elevator to arrive. When the door finally opened, Lily was happy to find that no one was in it. The man tried to get in the elevator, but Lily threatened to step on his foot with her high heel and he stomped off. Everyone in the room watched her leave the lobby and go up the elevator. Lily even heard some whispers while she was there, but didn't think she looked that good.

She finally reached the floor that her room was on and quickly walked to her room, knocking on the door so that Flora could let her in.

"Did you get it!" she asked eagerly.

"Yep, now all we have to do is get you dressed a little more appropriately and then surprise our little visitors. I still can't believe they did this." Lily went on to explain everything that happened while she was in the lobby while Flora conjured a blue dress. She looked lovely, but Lily looked better, Flora even admitted it herself. After a few minutes of getting ready, the girls made sure they had their own key, and the marauders. They walked to the elevator and took it down to the fifth floor they were on the seventh to show the marauders that they knew what was going on.

Lily and Flora smirked as they slid the electronic card, that was the hotel key, through the slider and the door unlocked.

"Who could that be, my parents aren't due back for a few more hours." James said getting up to see who was at the door.

"Hello boy's" the girls said in unison "I believe you stole something of ours" Flora said, searching their room for their suitcases. She finally found them under James' bed and pulled them out.

"Wow, Lily, you look absolutely gorgeous." James complimented her, a genuine compliment, and a true one as well.

"Shove off James, you stole our clothes! HOW DARE YOU! What exactly possessed you?" She was angry, but kept her composure.

"I don't really know, just the fact that I would be able to see you in a light pink towel" James snickered.

"WHAT! YOU SAW THAT?" both girls screamed.

"Oh shit." James cursed, trying to hide the computer screen. Both girls pushed him aside and saw their room, clear on the screen.

"JAMES BLOODY POTTER! I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU!" Lily yelled, hitting him on the head with the biggest thing she could find, which was a dictionary on a shelf.

"Ouch, guess I deserved that."

"Yes you did, and you do to Sirius!" She hit him on the head as well and he yelped in pain.

"Hey it was all James' idea!"

"WE DON'T BLODDY CARE! YOU TOOK PART IN IT!" both girls said together again. They spent so much time together that it became some kind of habit to say things together. They got their suitcases and started walking to the door.

"Don't try anything else on us while you're here. And watch your back when we get back to school" Flora scowled at the boys and walked out. Lily gave them a glare and followed suit.

"BY THE WAY YOU LOOK STUNNING LILS!" James called after her.

"YOU TOO FLORA!" Sirius said.

They shut the door and burst out in full laughter.

-------End Flashback A/N: Again, sorry for such a long flashback but I had to put it there.

James and Sirius couldn't stop laughing when Lily brought up the hotel incident.

"You have to admit that was a pretty good prank, and you looked hot in that dress Evans" James said, uncontrollably laughing.

"Why thank you Potter, but I am INFURIATED!" Her face was as red as her hair. She tried to stomp out of the Great Hall, but Remus grabbed her arm, she looked at him apologetically and he realized his grasp on her arm. Flora was trying to make Sirius stop laughing, but it wasn't helping much, she was pretty mad herself, but she didn't have as bad of a temper as Lily did. Lily walked out of the Great Hall, to go to her dormitory and read, she full anyway, and told herself that she was going on a diet because she was getting 'a bit of a belly' as she called it. It would be a healthy diet, no crash dieting or skipping meals, it was only to lose a few pounds. She sat by the window as the sun started to set and watched the sun start to go down. She then decided that she was going to go by a lake that only a few people knew about in the Forbidden Forest that was at a clearing where you could see the sunset and it was beautiful. She had taken off her robes when she had entered her dorm, so she grabbed them again and threw them on. She didn't want any one to see her so she pulled the hood of her robes over her head and walked out of her dorm, book in hand. When she got to the first step to go down to the common room, she walked back to her dorm and put her book down. Then proceeded to go by her favorite spot at the Lake, knowing no one would be there to bother her.

-------Meanwhile-------

Amelia and Pete were in an empty classroom at the time of the marauders prank. They were surprised to see what their new outfits were, but didn't stop snogging.

"Hmmm, I don't mind your new outfit" Pete whispered, kissing her neck. Amelia giggled and sighed happily.

"Stupid marauders, never knowing what they are getting themselves into." Pete went on. Amelia pulled away.

"Hey, are you saying that you don't like them?"

"Well, they're the biggest trouble makers, I can't say I'm that fond of them." He said, trying to get Amelia to kiss him again. She pushed him away again.

"They're my friends! And if you don't like my friends….then I'm sorry Pete… but I can't go out with you. I'm not going to give up my friends to have a boyfriend." And with that, Amelia walked out of the empty classroom to join her real friends in the Great Hall to get something to eat. After her snogging session she was pretty hungry. She asked Caitlyn where Lily was and she told her that she had left because of the prank and getting upset with James. Since she had known Lily for over seven years, she understood and shrugged it off.

When a third year had walked out of the Great Hall to go somewhere, Remus looked over and through the opened door saw a girl with red hair walking out of the castle, with the hood of her robes pulled over her head.

A/N: Will Remus follow Lily? Or will he tell everyone that she was walking out of the castle? Hope you liked it!

.R.E.V.I.E.W.