What's The Worst That Could Happen?
Author's Note: Looking for a comedy view this time around...
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, the WWE and Vince McMahon do...
Summary: So what if they're locked in a locker room together and most of them hate each other... Okay, maybe it is a big deal. See what happens when you lock a load of wrestlers who don't like one another in a locker room for hours... The results don't look too good.
Characters: Chris Jericho, The Rock, Stone Cold, Trish Stratus, Team Extreme, Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, RVD, Triple H, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, and many more...
Timeframe: Around the time when Team Extreme was together, Triple H and Stephanie were married, and etc. (After the WCW/ECW vs. WWF).
Chapter Two - Thank You Captain Obvious!
Staying far away from the Torrie and Stacy, Lita and Edge leaned against a wall and thought about how UNLUCKY they were and unfortunate they were to get stuck with Torrie and Stacy. While Torrie tried to count the cracks on the ceiling, being that there weren't any cracks in the first place it was a difficult task. Stacy, however, was trying to think of who she kissed last.
"Who was that guy in the ring that I kissed?" Stacy questioned.
"MY boyfriend..." Lita hissed.
Edge glared at the redhead who looked more than annoyed with the two.
Meanwhile, down the hall...
"So where'd you say you told him to go?" Christian questioned as they continued down the hall.
"It that locker room..." Chris announced as he pointed to the door.
"Ahhh, okay... So ah, should I go in there? Maybe he's cooled down by now?" Christian offered.
"No, he hasn't, but why would it matter? You beat him down!" Chris exclaimed as he put his fists up, much like boxers do before they beat on one another.
Christian rolled his eyes and stated, "We should get in there fast and position our backs to one another." Chris nodded and Christian opened the door.
"What the, CHRISTIAN! CHRIS! You said that he was in here..." Edge yelled bitterly.
"Well I lied..." Chris announced.
Lita rolled her eyes and said, "Whatever you do please, PLEASE don't shut the door!"
Chris smirked and said, "It's already closed..."
Lita got up of the floor glared at the now closed door. "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!" Lita exclaimed.
"Hey I didn't know it was a holy door of no closing... We were checking to see if Edge was still in here..." Chris snapped.
"Well it doesn't open from the other side..." Edge stated.
Christian, ignoring his brother's comment, turning to the door and tried to open it. "Damn! Did y'all know it doesn't open from the inside?" Christian questioned.
"Yes, jackass, don't you think we would be out of here if it didn't! Like we want to be stuck in here with, THEM!" Lita exclaimed as she pointed to Torrie and Stacy who were in some other world.
Christian glared at them and said, "Holly shit! We need to get out of here! SCREAM! POUND! DO WHATEVER! HELP! HELP! GOD HELP US! HELP?" Christian was pounding on the door furiously.
"We ALREADY tried that!" Edge announced.
Elsewhere...
Hunter turned to Stephanie and said, "You've got to stop slapping random people!"
Stephanie sneered and said, "You're not my boss!" Just as she finished her sentence Austin walked up to them.
"Well if it isn't the trash." Austin greeted as he held his beer in his hand.
"You have a lot of nerve disrespecting me!" Hunter snapped. "What?" Austin asked then took a drink of his beer.
"You have a lot of--" Hunter started.
"WHAT?" Austin asked again.
"NOW SEE HERE--" Hunter yelled.
"What? I wasn't listening... What'd you say? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAID! If I didn't have a beer in my hand right now I'd kick your ass to one side of the arena to the other." Austin announced.
Meanwhile...
"You okay?" Rock asked as Trish held her cheek where Stephanie slapped her.
"Ah, yeah... Where do you think they went?" Trish questioned.
"Who cares... If we see 'em again we'll lay the Smackdown on their candy-asses!" Rock announced.
"Hey! Have you seen Lita?" Matt asked as he and Jeff rushed up to the two.
"Ah... No, I haven't seen that slut..." Trish snapped.
"She isn't a slut!" Jeff stated as he crossed his arms.
"Oh I know Jeff... But I still hate her..." Trish announced.
"You two need to get over that..." Matt declared.
"Maybe she's with Chris Jericho? Or Edge? Or Christian? The Dudley's?" Rock offered.
"She wouldn't... Wait, maybe she would... She was with Rob earlier then he kissed her and she ran off." Matt said as he thought back to him kissing HIS girlfriend.
"Rob kissed Lita?" Rock asked.
"Yep... Then Matt stepped in and yelled at Rob..." Jeff declared.
"We checked every locker room in the hall she went down, then we see you..." Matt started.
"No, not EVERYONE! We didn't check the last one..." Jeff stated.
Matt rolled his eyes and gestured Jeff to follow, Rock and Trish found it upon themselves to follow too.
"We'll help you..." Rock announced.
In the evil locker room...
Christian was keeping a good distance between himself and Edge, while Jericho was sitting next to Lita.
"I for one don't want to die in there with these people..." Chris muttered.
"These people being Torrie and Stacy?" Lita questioned.
"Yeah, them... God, we need to find a way out of here..." Chris stated.
"Jericho you won't find a damn way to get out, the only way out is that door! But then again there's a bathroom, so ah, maybe they have a vent?" Edge offered.
Chris, Lita and Edge got up to check the bathroom. The door flung open just as they exited the room. Matt, Jeff, Trish and Rock stepped in and the door shut behind them.
"Christian? Torrie? Stacy?" Jeff questioned.
"Oh my god! The room is talking..." Stacy exclaimed.
"No... That was Jeff..." Christian announced.
"Why are y'all in here?" Matt asked.
"WE are STUCK!" Torrie yelled as she raked a hand through her hair.
"Is she crazy?" Rock asked Trish.
"Probably..." Trish replied.
"No way out of there..." Chris announced.
"Well we have more company!" Edge exclaimed.
"Lita!" Jeff yelled as he quickly ran over to the diva.
"Wow, we've only been apart of what? Half an hour!" Lita stated as Jeff hugged her.
"We've been looking for you! Why'd you run off?" Matt questioned.
"Cause I was angry with you... And still am..." Lita announced as she backed to the wall and slid down next to Chris again.
Matt rose an eyebrow while Jeff quickly sat next to her. Trish rolled her eyes and sat down next to Jeff. Rock shrugged and sat next to Christian.
"So... What is there to do in here?" Rock asked.
"Count the cracks on the ceiling..." Torrie exclaimed.
Rock looked up at the ceiling and then said, "There are no cracks..."
Torrie quickly stated, "That's what takes so long..." Matt glared at Torrie then sat across from Lita.
Down the hall...
"I can't believe Austin had the nerve to disrespect us like he did!" Stephanie exclaimed.
"Yeah, you're not a trash bag whore..." Hunter announced as Stephanie glared at him.
"YOU REMEMBER THAT?" She yelled.
"Well, yeah... It was one of the last things he said... Next to 'and that's the bottom line...' That's the stupidest catch phrase I've EVER heard!" Hunter exclaimed.
Stephanie led him down the hall and said, "We need to talk in private! Our locker room is occupied by my dad and Shane... So let's go to that one..."
She gestured to the locker room that said, "DON'T USE!" Once again: IN BOLD LETTERS!"
Elsewhere...
Rob still found it funny what had happened between he and 'Team Extreme' from Matt getting angry with him to him kissing Lita everything looked to be good. So he hated them, wanted them to suffer... He found it upon himself to go and find them and cause more problems... As he remembered it was THAT hall that they went down...
Back to "hell"... (the locker room)
"Why god... why..." Chris exclaimed as he pounded his head against the wall.
"Yo, you've got to stop that... It's starting to get annoying..." Edge announced.
Chris rolled his eyes and stopped banging his head against the wall.
"Bitch..." Chris muttered. The door opened once again this time Hunter and Stephanie came in.
"DON'T!" Chris yelled as he reached out his hand.
The door shut... "Thanks a lot..." Christian muttered.
"What are you doing in here!" Stephanie exclaimed.
"We could ask you jabroni's the same question..." Rock pointed out.
"Fair enough..." Hunter replied. "
So tell me why you look like you're in hell or something..." Stephanie asked.
"The door doesn't open from this side..." Lita announced.
"WHAT! NO!" Stephanie shrieked as she turned and pounded on the door.
"Steph... Let's just do like they are doing... Sit around and await someone to open the door!" Hunter exclaimed.
Back to elsewhere...
"Well if it isn't Austin!" Rob exclaimed as the rattlesnake approached him.
"If it isn't Mr. Monday night! Where are you headed?" Austin questioned as he took a drink of his fresh beer.
"To find Lita..." Rob announced.
"Lita? What do you have a crush on her? A piece of trash like you doesn't deserve such a woman..." Austin exclaimed as he glared at Rob.
"What makes you think that I have a crush on her? And she's just as much of a slut and bitch as any other woman back here..." Rob stated.
"Well how about this... You go and get my beer from my locker room and I'll help you find her..." Austin questioned.
"Sure... Where is your locker room?" Rob asked.
"Behind you..." Austin snapped.
"Oh so it is..." Rob said as he turned to see the name on the door.
After getting Austin his beer they set out to find the redhead. Little did Rob know that Austin had no ingestions of helping him.
Once again, back to "hell" which now even had the "devil" himself in it... (the devil being Hunter)
Torrie still tried to count the cracks on the ceiling while Stacy was now trying to help her. So now it looked as if they were camping out and somehow surrounding some type of fire. The fire being Matt in this case, he was the only one with his back not to a wall... Okay bad metaphor or similarly, okay whatever.
No one seemed to be in this room mentally so when Austin and Rob entered no one noticed and no one said DON'T SHUT THE DAMN DOOR. So the door shut causing almost everyone, meaning not Torrie or Stacy, to snap back to reality.
"Oh come on!" Edge exclaimed.
"Great... Just perfect..." Matt muttered as he seen Rob.
"Austin?" Rock questioned.
"What?" Austin snapped.
"Why are you here?" Hunter sneered.
"Because I knew you were in here and I had to torture you..." Austin replied as he took another drink of his beer.
To be continued…
A/N: THANK GOD! I swear I was freaking out because I accidently replaced this chapter with chapter three.. Thank God I had it on a disc from when I dumped my computer a few months ago!
