What's The Worst That Could Happen?
Author's Note: Looking for a comedy view this time around...
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, the WWE and Vince McMahon do...
Summary: So what if they're locked in a locker room together and most of them hate each other... Okay, maybe it is a big deal. See what happens when you lock a load of wrestlers who don't like one another in a locker room for hours... The results don't look too good.
Characters: Chris Jericho, The Rock, Stone Cold, Trish Stratus, Team Extreme, Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, RVD, Triple H, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, and many more...
Timeframe: Around the time when Team Extreme was together, Triple H and Stephanie were married, and etc. (After the WCW/ECW vs. WWF).
Chapter Three - What's Going On Here?
Right about now they all were wishing that Torrie and Stacy could be elsewhere. Okay maybe they wished they had ropes so they could tie them up and shut them up. Sure Torrie was silent, but Stacy! She ran her mouth like there was no tomorrow.
"So then I was like just bring it..." Stacy said as she laughed.
Lita put her hands over her ears and yelled, "SHUT UP! GOD! You're so ANNOYING!"
Everyone glared at the redhead, most wanting to thank her.
Stacy rose an eyebrow and said, "You're just jealous cause I kissed Matt!"
The room grew silent and someone exclaimed, "Oh..."
All glared between the two girls, one looking as if she'd kill the other while the other was unaware how pissed the other really was.
"I put my money on Lita..." Rob mumbled. "Why cause you like her?" Matt hissed.
"Alright 'bout time we see someone get their ass whopped!" Austin exclaimed as he got another beer.
Stephanie got up and straightened herself up.
"We can't afford talent being wasted..." Stephanie announced.
"Well if Daddy's little bitch is startin' to sound like the devil himself!" Austin exclaimed.
"What's up your ass Austin?" Stephanie hissed only for Austin to give her the middle finger.
"What?" Austin taunted.
Two hours later...
"If we don't get out of here soon I'll kill myself..." Stacy announced.
"But then you won't go to heaven..." Torrie exclaimed.
"Oh no need to worry! I'm sure many people in this room would be willing to kill her so she will go to heaven..." Lita snapped.
Torrie smiled and said, "Thank you for the participation!"
Lita rolled her eyes at Torrie.
"So... how have ya been?" Jeff asked Trish, ignoring Lita, Torrie and Stacy.
"Okay..." Trish replied.
"I can't believe you!" Stacy hissed.
"What?" Trish questioned as her attention snapped back to Stacy and Torrie who now looked as if they'd beat on one another.
"Now this is what I can entertainment..." Chris exclaimed.
Torrie slapped Stacy and said, "Let's go!"
Stacy quickly asked, "Where are we going?"
Lita rolled her eyes and said, "These two don't know how fight..."
Edge nodded and said, "Stephanie fights better than them..."
Stephanie stood up and said, "Excuse me?"
Lita smirked and declared, "You couldn't wrestle good if your life depended on it..."
Stephanie's jaw dropped then she said, "Well let's see about that!"
Lita rose an eyebrow and said, "Are you serious? You're going to pick an unscripted fight with me?"
"Well, yeah! So come on! Let's go!" Stephanie hissed.
Lita got up and Matt quickly grabbed her wrist.
"You kill her and you're fired..." Matt reminded.
"I'll try my best..." Lita said sarcastically.
She ripped her hand out of his grip and walked over to Stephanie.
"Now keep this dirty..." Austin reminded then took another drink.
Matt and Jeff glared on in worry for the redhead, but not for her health for her job...
Stephanie wasn't a big threat to Lita compared to all the training Lita has that Stephanie just never got. Stephanie made the first move with a slap, although Lita returned the favor with a real slap. Stephanie quickly recovered and speared Lita down, so maybe she had taken notes.
Matt glared at Jeff and said, "We should stop 'em..." Jeff nodded and the two men got up to stop the fight.
By this time Lita was on top of Stephanie, pounding her head against the cool cement. Hunter, Jeff and Matt all got in there and yanked the two apart.
"Now why'd you have to do that?" Austin complained as he got another beer out.
Matt ignored he as he arms wrapped around Lita's waist to keep her from getting at Stephanie. Jeff stood in between the two divas and got a few kicks from the two.
"Okay enough..." Rock demanded.
Lita and Stephanie froze as the 'great one' got up and said, "Now you two can pound on each other all you want but not in here! Okay if I have to be stuck in here with you then it better be peaceful and no bloodshed!"
Stephanie got out of Hunter's grip and said, "Fine... Only because I'm worried about talent being killed or injured."
Lita rose an eyebrow and said, "I could break you in two!"
Matt quickly stepped back and forced Lita to sit down next to Edge and himself.
Lita glared at Stephanie and then at Matt, who gripped onto her wrist.
She tried to pull her wrist away, but he only gripped on tighter.
"What are you doing?" Lita snapped.
"You're not going to get yourself in trouble... So you're staying by me..." Matt declared.
"Yeah sure you just wanna get closer to me..." Lita hissed.
"Lita you're my girlfriend! That's a stupid remark..." Matt replied.
"Well I'm still angry with you..." Lita responded.
"For what? Are you still talking about that whole yelling at you and Jeff thing? If so I'm sorry..." Matt stated.
"Fine, I except your apology..." Lita said as a smile formed across Matt's face.
His hand released its grip around her wrist and went to her hand instead.
Stacy glared at the ceiling and said, "Have you finished counting the cracks, Torrie?"
Torrie glared at Stacy and said, "There are no cracks..."
Austin snickered and said, "Wow how long did that take you to figure that out?"
Christian quickly said, "Just let her be stupid... The last thing we need is her being smart."
Edge quickly hissed, "Let her be smart! Like Austin always said you're a CLB..."
"I AM NOT!" Christian snapped.
"Oh shut up you sissy girls..." Austin announced.
"If we had a camera we could tape this and sell it to the most outrageous funny videos…" Rock declared.
"How much would this sell for?" Stephanie asked.
"Unscripted? I don't know all I know is it'd really be worth a lot…" Rock replied.
Everyone seen dollar signs light up in Stephanie's eyes and didn't like what may have been going through her head at the moment.
An hour later… God tortures them even more…
All were doing nothing, except Matt and Lita of course. They took it upon themselves to start making out.
"It's funny how fast they can get over fights…" Jeff mumbled to Trish. Rob looked on in sheer disappointment, all his work down the drain.
Oh well, now he could try for Torrie. Just as they thought things couldn't get worst the lights when out as a result to the arena being closed down.
"Oh come on!" Edge whined.
"How are we suppose to see in here?" Christian asked.
"You two don't try anything…" Jeff warned Matt and Lita knowing exactly what they could do.
Lita rolled her eyes and said, "We won't do it here…"
Matt's hands wrapped around her waist as he pulled her closer.
"Anyone carry a flashlight on them?" Chris asked with a laugh.
"OH! I do!" Stacy squealed.
"Excuse me?" Chris questioned in disbelief.
"Why do you carry a flashlight with you?" Trish asked.
"Oh it's in my purse which I always carry around…" Stacy declared.
Everyone looked in disbelief as a flashlight glared on.
"Well there's an emergency box over there… I'm guessing there's a few flashlights in there." Stephanie said as she gestured to the box in the corner of the locker room.
Stacy and Stephanie went to go search the box. Luckily they found three flashlights. One was handed to Chris, one to Hunter, and the other to Jeff.
"And please don't make shadow puppets with that…" Matt warned.
"Oh come on! That's the only fun thing to do except watch you two make out…" Jeff whined.
"You don't mean that, do you?" Lita questioned.
"Oh I've seen ya do more than make out…" Jeff said then snickered.
"Excuse me? Jeff you didn't watch us did you?" Matt asked taken back.
"Hell no, I seen ya start getting undressed though… Must I say Lita you have a nice figure…" Jeff replied then Matt hit him.
"Don't be looking at my woman." Matt warned. "Let him look… That's the closet he'll get…" Lita stated.
Austin glared at hunter and said, "Where are those ass kissers you call 'family'?"
Hunter quickly said, "You mean Vince and Shane?"
Austin smirked and said, "Those would bet he sissies I'm talking about…"
Stephanie rolled her shoulders and said, "They probably left by now… No way would the stage hands turn off the lights on my dad."
"Yeah, whatever… Who cares…" Rock muttered.
"Rock you want a beer?" Austin offered.
"Why not? It may be the best thing for me to do." Rock replied referring to being drunk instead of having the knowledge what's going on here.
"Well here ya go…" Austin said as he threw a beer to Rock.
To be continued…
