What's The Worst That Could Happen?
Author's Note: Looking for a comedy view this time around...
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, the WWE and Vince McMahon do...
Summary: So what if they're locked in a locker room together and most of them hate each other... Okay, maybe it is a big deal. See what happens when you lock a load of wrestlers who don't like one another in a locker room for hours... The results don't look too good.
Characters: Chris Jericho, The Rock, Stone Cold, Trish Stratus, Team Extreme, Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, RVD, Triple H, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, and many more...
Timeframe: Around the time when Team Extreme was together, Triple H and Stephanie were married, and etc. (After the WCW/ECW vs. WWF).
Chapter Four - The Diary
So they had really wished one of them would have figured out that there was a sign on the door in bold letters that said, "Don't Use!" Why you ask? Well for one Stephanie and Stacy were blabbing on and on about nothing. Rock and Austin were pretty much drunk, well Rock was more drunk than Austin.
"What if we run out of air?" Stacy asked as she started freaking out.
"The only way that'll happen is if you suck it all up!" Trish snapped as she shot a dirty glare over to Stacy as she mouthed, 'I'll kill you if you talk again'.
So maybe she wasn't being friendly, I for one don't blame her. Everyone glared at Stacy as she grabbed her purse again and pulled out a diary and pen.
"You have a diary in there?" Trish exclaimed still trying to except the fact she even had a flashlight in there.
"Yes... Now I feel I must write about the cruel things you've said to me..." Stacy informed her.
"At least it'll keep her busy..." Chris mumbled.
"Tell me about it..." Edge agreed.
"And the isty-bisty spider climbed up the spout again..." Stacy concluded.
"What?" Austin taunted again.
"Oh I was singing my favorite song..." Stacy informed them.
"Okay... If you're a bitch than you can like that song." Austin replied only for Stacy to burst out into tears.
An hour later...
Jeff sighed as he glared at the ceiling he had been tossing this damn ball for the past half of an hour.
"Give me that!" Christian yelled as he snatched the ball away, he was more than annoyed.
"Thank god..." Rob stated as he heard the ball stop hitting the wall.
"Let's pray..." Stacy insisted.
"Let's not and say we did..." Austin snapped and once again Stacy broke out into tears.
"Now what are you crying about?" Edge whined.
"I broke a nail..." Stacy said in between sniffles and tears.
"Okay..." Hunter mumbled.
"Why does god hate me?" Christian yelled.
"Oh shut up you sissy boy..." Austin hissed as he flipped Christian off.
"Why are you so hateful?" Stacy asked.
"Because I ran out of beer damnit!" Austin yelled as he flipped Stacy off as well.
"So this is what you're like sober?" Stephanie asked.
"What? Oh shut up!" Austin taunted.
Stacy's Diary...
Dear Dairy,
I'm stuck in a white room with some type of un-cracked ceiling... I tried to count the cracks earlier, but I can't count to three so I couldn't do it. I'm also stuck in here with some bold guy that keeps putting his middle finger up, I don't know what that means, but it still hurts my feelings. Then there's this guy with a nose that is really big and weird looking. Of course there's Torrie, but she's angry with me for not being able to count to three.
Oh yeah and there's some guy who's like a midget, at least to me. These people call him Jericho, I call him midget, although he doesn't know that. Not to forget there's a woman with her hair on fire and she's really mean to me. Then there's that strange guy I kissed last week, he's not so bad, but he's with the other girl. And I hate to admit this, but I think Pamela Anderson is in here.
Well sorry I have to go because the woman with fierily hair needs to kill me... Bye dairy...
End Stacy's Diary...
"Pam where's Kid Rock?" Stacy asked Trish.
"Huh? I'm not Pam... I'm Trish..." Trish snapped.
"So you've finally gone crazy?" Chris asked.
"What is that suppose to mean?" Stacy questioned Chris.
"Just shut up you stupid bitch..." Austin yelled.
Lita sighed and shook her head.
Matt put his arm around her and said, "I hope we get out of here someday..."
Lita looked at him as if to say, 'Don't get my hopes up.'
"Dear god, forgive these people for they do not know of their sins..." Stephanie started.
"SHUT UP!" Edge snapped.
"Put a sock in it..." Chris added as he nodded to Edge to say he did the right thing.
"You'll pay for that..." Stephanie hissed.
"LAND!" Stacy shrieked as she jumped on the floor.
"Stacy, we were always on land..." Torrie informed her as Austin glared at Stacy.
"You're one crazy bitch..." Austin informed her.
"Thank you…" Stacy replied, unaware that it was a insult not a compliment.
Back to Stacy's Diary…
Dear Dairy,
I know I never write in you this much, but I have nothing else to do. That bald guy is starting to be nice to me! I haven't seen him put his middle finger up to anyone in the past five minutes… Oh wait, no he just did to that weird nun lady. Before she was trying to talk to god!
I wish I had that power… I learned that the fire haired girl's name is Lita. She doesn't really like me and frequently tells me to 'shut up'. What does that mean? I'm afraid of her, she really beat up that nun before. Then Pamela is being mean, she claims her name is Trish, but I don't believe her.
Well once again I have to leave you… Bye dairy…
End Stacy's Diary…
"Why do you keep writing in that thing?" Torrie hissed.
"It's a dairy!" Stacy exclaimed.
"You mean diary?" Stephanie asked.
"Sure…" Stacy said as she shrugged.
"God, I can't believe my fucking luck…" Chris mumbled.
"Me neither…" Edge informed him.
"What are you two sissy boys complaining about over there?" Austin snapped as he watched the two complain.
Half an hour later…
"Just bring it, bitch!" Rock taunted as he gave his just bring it taunt.
Hunter snared and said, "You're going to be sorry!"
Hunter slapped him and Austin said, "I always knew you fought like a bitch…"
Hunter turned to Austin and said, "You want some?"
Austin smirked and said, "I'd gladly kick your ass…"
"And Rock throws a right fist… Oh and Hunter goes down, damn I think he's out cold…" Austin said as he basically called the shots.
Rock said, "Do you smmmmeeeeelllllll what the rock is cooking?"
He rose his eyebrow as Austin looked down at Hunter who was knocked out.
He flipped him off and said, "Rock is the winner… And that's the bottom line cause Stone Cold said so!"
Once again Stacy's Stupid Diary…
Dear Diary,
I learned how to spell your name today! Isn't that cool? I also learned that the bald guy and the black guy can really beat people up. Sorry if I sound, hold on let me ask Torrie what it's called, racist. I don't know what that means, but still sorry if I sound that way…
That nun lady keeps talking to god, it really gets on some people's nerves. While that big nosed dude is sleeping. Or as these people say it out cold. That Lita girl and her boyfriend keep making out… At least that's what I think it's called.
I also learned that Pamela isn't in here, and yes that girls name is actually Trish. Could have fooled me… Wait, she did… Okay so that weird guy with a pony tail keeps talking to Torrie. I think he likes her, that's the only thing I know… They flirt a lot. Wait! Awww, they just kissed… So sweet…
That bald guy keeps giving me mean looks and that middle finger, which now I know as the bird. I don't see why it's a bird, it looks like a finger. Well I'm gonna go now, bye diary!
End Stacy's Diary…
"I'll burn that damn thing if you don't stop writing in it…" Austin warned.
Stacy quickly put it back and said, "I won't write in it anymore…"
Trish quickly said, "Good…"
Torrie and Rob were now making out, as were Matt and Lita. Jeff was thinking of a way to get his bouncy ball back from Christian. Christian was thinking of a way to get rid of the ball, while Edge was thinking of what he'd do once he got out of here. Chris was watching in amusement as Austin kept being mean to Stacy. Rock was trying hard not to pass out drunk. Stephanie was impatiently waiting for her husband to wake up. Hunter was 'asleep' or other wise knocked flat out. While none of them had a clue how they'd get out of this hell hold.
To be continued...
