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Supernatural

You know I hate you right?

"This is really boring guys."

"You could give us lap dances."

"You couldn't afford me Dean. Barely any people can thus why I have so few regulars."

"Guys here comes a car." Sam pointed out.

A car with a young teenage couple in it parked further down the road but still in sight. Next thing we saw the teens were making out.

"Oh snap! We got ourselves a live sex show here boys. Check it out!"

I pointed out the window to the groping couple. Dean started cracking up and Sam tried to hide his laughter. I moved forward so I was leaning from the backseat in between them.

"How far you think she's willing to go?"

"I don't know maybe second?" Dean guessed.

"I'm thinking third. What do you say Sammy?"

"It's Sam and I don't want to talk about other people sexual escapades."

"Would you rather we talk about yours?" I asked winking at him.

"Oh forget it I agree with second."

"Hell no, they're going further than second, check that out! If she puts her tongue any further down his throat he's going to choke."

"If I remember correctly you had quite an aggressive tongue yourself." Dean said smirking at me.

"Shove it Dean."

"Wait you two have made-out?" Sam asked.

"Hell no! I used to date a lot of his jerk-off friends and let's just say I kissed and they told."

"You did a little more than kiss."

"I believe I said shove it did I not?"

"And yes Sam she and I have made out. When we were twelve we needed to figure out how to kiss so we practiced on each other."

"Oh right I have nightmares about that night."

"Sure you do babe." Dean smiled that Dean Winchester smiled and I sneered,

"Both of you cut it out look over there!"

Sam waved his hand towards the woods. There was a four legged creature coming out.

"Is that him Tempest?"

"That's him. Looks just like the pictures in my book."

"Let's move."

We jumped out of the car fully armed just as the Goatman jumped on top of the teen's car. They started screaming and freaking out. They jumped out of the car and started running towards us.

"Get down!" Dean yelled.

They ducked as we chased after the Goatman who was retreating into the woods. Finally it stopped and turned around to face us. Dean took aim but it kicked the gun out of his hand. Then used a back kick and hit me in the gut. Sam took aim and fired immediately causing the thing to go up in flames. I was lying on the ground holding my stomach in pain as it was reduced to ashes.

"Dean?"

"Yeah T.J.?"

"You know I hate you right?"

"Yeah babe I know."

"Good and I swear to god if you call me babe one more time you're never going to reproduce."

Sam came over and helped me up. We walked back to the car and when I got in a smirked at Dean in the rear view mirror.

"What are you smiling for T.J.?"

"They went to third base."

"How do you know?" Sam asked.

"Her pants were un done when she was running."

Dean, Sammy, and I all started busting up laughing. When we got back to my apartment I looked to the front seat.

"You guys taking off now?"

"We kind of have to, dad is probably going to send us new coordinates soon." Dean explained.

"Yeah, that's understandable. So I'll see you around."

I jumped out of the car and headed towards my apartment building. When I shut the door I leaned against it and fell to the ground of my living room. He left again. Just when I thought things would be good again he takes off. I pulled myself of the ground and started to walk into my bedroom when there was a knocking on my door. I opened it and smiled.

"Back so soon?"

"Come with us." Dean said walking into the apartment.

"I'm sorry I don't think I heard you right."

"No you did. Come with us. It'll be awesome. Please Tempest."

I thought about it. No doubt that Dean and I would be at each other's throats in two days but at least we could be together again. I missed Sam too, he and I used to be really close. I hate my job and my apartment. A motel room looks really good right about now.

"Fine but I'm bringing all my history books no matter what you say."

"All of them?" He whined.

"All of them," I said firmly crossing my arms over my chest.

"Fine, be at the car in five minutes."

"Yes sir!" I mock saluted him.