What's The Worst That Could Happen?
Author's Note: Looking for a comedy view this time around...
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, the WWE and Vince McMahon do...
Summary: So what if they're locked in a locker room together and most of them hate each other... Okay, maybe it is a big deal. See what happens when you lock a load of wrestlers who don't like one another in a locker room for hours... The results don't look too good.
Characters: Chris Jericho, The Rock, Stone Cold, Trish Stratus, Team Extreme, Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, RVD, Triple H, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, and many more...
Timeframe: Around the time when Team Extreme was together, Triple H and Stephanie were married, and etc. (After the WCW/ECW vs. WWF).
Chapter Five - An Unknown Voice
It had been forever, they were stuck and none had even thought of that sign... That damn bold sign... Until now...
"Dude, wasn't there a sign on the door?" Edge asked almost out of it.
"Of course there was!" Came a voice.
"Okay... What's going on here?" Edge said as he sat up in shock.
"Where is that voice coming from?" Christian asked.
"You stupid fucks... Don't you know how to read?" The voice taunted.
"God is sending us a message..." Stacy insisted.
"I know how to read!" Edge yelled causing Stacy to jump at the sudden sound.
"Then why are in here, huh?" The voice asked.
"Because of Jericho..." Edge hissed as he glared at the man next to him who shrugged off Edge's sudden anger.
"Yeah, sure, Jericho broke the damn door... Jericho hid the sign that in BOLD letters said, 'don't use'. Admit it; you don't know you to read." The voice stated.
Austin looked around the room and said, "Is Hunter up?"
Stephanie snapped, "His voice doesn't sound like that!"
Austin chuckled and asked, "Hey whoever you are, do you have any beer?"
The voice quickly said, "Yes, but I don't think you need anymore."
Austin snapped, "I haven't had a beer in hours..."
The voice hissed, "This is the longest you'll be sober..."
Rock quickly said, "JUST BRING IT BITCH! WHERE ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU?"
The voice laughed and said, "I am god."
"AHHH! God! GOD IS HERE! HELP US! GOD IS HERE!" Stacy shrieked as she ran around in circles throwing her hands around wildly.
Everyone glared at her as if she was crazy and a few even tried to back away as far as possible.
"GOD IS NOT HERE! I am NOT God! NOW SIT YOU FOOL!" The voice beckoned.
Stacy sat and started to fiddle with her shoelace.
"Now, if you really want to know who I am you'll have to read the script again." The voice insisted.
"What? There's a fucking script to this?" Jericho asked.
"Why didn't we know that?" Torrie asked.
"Because there is NO script you fools! You're so damn gullible that if I told you there was a free car in this room somewhere you would go searching for it... Did you know there is a vent?" The voice asked.
"A vent? Where?" Edge snapped.
"Behind those boxes..." The voice replied.
"Maybe he's hiding in a box?" Christian questioned.
"I AM NOT IN A FUCKING BOX! Now if you really want to get the fuck out of here you'd send a woman through those vents..." The voice yelled.
"I vote Stacy..." Torrie replied.
"Stacy... We can afford to lose one of the stupidest people in the room... Plus it'll give us peace." Trish added.
"I agree with you two..." Lita stated.
"Well shove the slut thought the fucking vent and tell her to look for a way out." The voice offered.
With that said, they sent Stacy through the vents. Her mission was to get some help for them.
"Thank god..." Edge said with relief as Stacy disappeared.
"What?" Austin taunted. "Now we'll have peace..." Christian stated.
"Maybe... But for how long?" Matt asked.
Jeff chuckled and said, "If she comes back I vote we lock her in the bathroom."
Stacy gets out...
"I'M FREE! Oh hey Vince... Shane..." Stacy said as she climbed out of the vent.
"Why were you in there?" Shane questioned.
"Oh I don't remember... But what time is it?" Stacy asked.
"It's ah, midnight... We're looking for Stephanie." Shane replied.
"Who?" Stacy asked.
"My daughter... You know the brunette?" Vince stated.
"Basically the woman with the high pitched voice that yells at everyone... Have you seen her?" Shane asked.
"Ah, yeah... She left... Well I'll see you later!" Stacy called as she walked out the room. 'I thought she said her name was Ivory... Hmmm, oh well.' Stacy thought as she exited.
Back in the locker room...
"What the fuck were you thinking when you sent that stupid girl through those vents?" The voice asked.
"My god he's right! She's too stupid to tell anyone we're in here! Damn she probably forgot..." Chris snared.
"Who cares, at least we got rid of her." Trish replied.
"Well now we should send another person through the vent." Edge stated.
"I vote Torrie..." Trish snapped.
"I vote Stephanie..." Torrie replied.
"I vote Christian..." Lita hissed.
"HEY! I'm NOT a girl!" Christian yelled as he jumped to his feet.
"I agree, Christian get your sissy ass in that vent..." Austin declared.
"Matt and Jeff are more girly than me..." Christian stated.
"But no one likes YOU." Edge replied.
"EXCUSE ME? YOU'RE AGREEING WITH HIM?" Matt snapped.
"Ah... yeah..." Edge declared.
"Well that fucking sucks..." Christian mumbled.
"What? WHAT HAPPENED!" Torrie asked as she had a panic attack.
Her eyes wondering all over the room.
"I'll go..." Lita said as she cleared her throat.
"I'll go with you..." Jeff stated.
"You don't have to..." Lita whispered to Jeff.
"Right now I'll do ANYTHING to get out of this room... Even if it means following you through a vent." Jeff replied only above a whisper.
"Fuck this shit... I'm gonna go too..." Matt stated as he walked up to the two by the vent.
"So who shall lead?" Jeff asked.
"Lita..." Matt replied.
Lita glared at him and said, "Fine... Who's gonna follow me?"
Matt smirked and said, "I will..."
Jeff quickly stated, "Let's go... We need to get the hell out of here..."
Lita nodded and Chris said, "Good luck you three... Please don't get side tracked by any spiders or anything like that... We know you guys like them kind of things."
Jeff rolled his eyes and followed Matt through the vent.
Ten minutes later...
"I just realized something..." Christian stated.
"Oh really? And what is that?" Edge sarcastically replied.
"Matt's gotta clear view of her ass..." Christian said with a laugh.
Chris shook his head and said, "When's the last time you were laid?"
Christian's jaw dropped as the voice started laughing.
"HEY SHUT UP! For all we know you don't even have a body..." Christian snapped.
"I do so..." The voice replied.
"Yeah, sure..." Christian replied.
"Are we all going crazy or something?" Rob asked.
"Yes... and no..." Edge responded.
"Do tell?" The voice questioned.
"Well first of all we hear a strange voice coming from no where... Second Jeff once thought he could 'fly' so ummm we aren't that crazy, yet." Edge replied.
In the vent...
"Matt, how's the view?" Jeff taunted.
"Shut up..." Matt snapped.
"Sorry I can't, but still I know you like the view." Jeff replied.
"Maybe I am, but still shut up!" Matt stated.
"No can do..." Jeff announced.
"Li are we anywhere near getting outta here?" Matt asked, ignoring Jeff.
"Does it look like it?" Lita snapped.
"What's the matter?" Matt asked.
"Nothing... I'm just more than ready to get the hell out of here..." Lita replied.
"You and me both…" Jeff yelled with a slight laugh.
"Well I think there's a light shinning through over there…" Matt pointed out.
"Yeah, I kind of knew that…" Lita replied sarcastically.
Back to the locker room…
Hunter finally woke up and to his surprise Jeff, Matt, Lita, and Stacy were all gone.
"Where'd they go?" He asked.
"They went through that vent and are trying to find a way out… However, we don't know what happened to Stacy. We sent her through the vent and haven't seen or heard her since." Edge replied.
"Well look who's finally up from the ass beating they got…" Chris taunted.
"Shut up Jericho!" Hunter snapped.
"Well someone's in a bad mood…" The voice stated.
"What the fuck!" Hunter yelled as he glared around the room to see who said that.
"Apparently we hear voices." Christian stated.
Back to the vent…
"Okay… so, Li you slip out…" Matt stated as they got to the end of the vent.
Lita rolled her eyes and kicked the vent cover off its hinges. After slipping out into the room, she glared around. Matt and Jeff soon also got out and raised an eyebrow.
"What are you still doing here?" Lita asked.
"What were you three doing in a vent?" Bubba shot back.
"We were stuck in a locker room with Hunter, Stephanie, Austin, Rock, Rob, Torrie, Stacy, Edge, Christian, Trish, and Jericho." Jeff replied.
"That still doesn't answer why you were in a vent." D-Von exclaimed.
"Yes it does…" Matt snapped.
"Yeah, yeah, okay whatever… Don't you need to 'save' them?" Bubba asked.
"No, they can suffer… Let 'em climb through a fucking vent…" Lita hissed.
With that said, the three turned to go get their bags from their locker rooms.
To be continued…
