What's The Worst That Could Happen?

Author's Note: Looking for a comedy view this time around...

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, the WWE and Vince McMahon do...

Summary: So what if they're locked in a locker room together and most of them hate each other... Okay, maybe it is a big deal. See what happens when you lock a load of wrestlers who don't like one another in a locker room for hours... The results don't look too good.

Characters: Chris Jericho, The Rock, Stone Cold, Trish Stratus, Team Extreme, Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, RVD, Triple H, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, and many more...

Timeframe: Around the time when Team Extreme was together, Triple H and Stephanie were married, and etc. (After the WCW/ECW vs. WWF).

Chapter Six - All Because Of A Diary

Christian had found Jeff's rubber ball very useful as he now played with it by throwing it against the wall.

"STOP! STOP! STOP!" Edge pleaded as he covered his ears.

Christian stopped and threw the ball across the room, as if to get rid of it.

"OWW! What the fuck?" The voice yelled as it's owner fell from a vent high in the air.

"Kane?" Chris yelled in disbelief as he glared at the vent.

"That must be once big vent..." Austin commented.

"You have no idea." Kane replied.

"What the fuck were you doing up there?" Hunter questioned.

"Having some fun..." Kane declared.

"You had beer up there?" Edge asked as she shook his head.

"Yeah... Here you go Austin... Figured you'd want some..." Kane said as he threw the case to Austin who gladly opened a can.

"Hell yeah..." He muttered as he drank the beer.

Rock shook his head and said, "So you took time off of letting 'Taker pinch your big red nipples, huh?"

Kane angrily glared at Rock and yelled, "HE DOESN'T DO THAT!"

"Okay... Chill, dude..." Rob said calmly.

"Don't you have some joints to smoke?" Austin hissed then drank the rest of the can.

Rob's eyes narrowed at the superstar then he shook off the anger. Torrie's eyes wondered around the room then locked on Stacy's purse.

"Anyone for a stupid story?" Torrie asked as she pulled out the pink fluffy diary.

"Oh hell yeah..." Austin exclaimed.

"I hope she aint that stupid on paper..." Chris exclaimed.

"Dear, Diary... I'm stuck in a white room with some type of un-cracked ceiling... I tried to count the cracks earlier, but I can't count to three so I couldn't do it. I'm also stuck in here with some bold guy that keeps putting his middle finger up, I don't know what that means, but it still hurts my feelings. Then there's this guy with a nose that is really big and weird looking. Of course there's Torrie, but she's angry with me for not being able to count to three.

Oh yeah and there's some guy who's like a midget, at least to me. These people call him Jericho, I call him midget, although he doesn't know that. Not to forget there's a woman with her hair on fire and she's really mean to me. Then there's that strange guy I kissed last week, he's not so bad, but he's with the other girl. And I hate to admit this, but I think Pamela Anderson is in here." Torrie read.

"Well that's fucked up... She thought you were Pam?" Chris exclaimed as he glared at Trish.

"She thinks you're a midget!" Trish snapped and laughed.

"At least she didn't say anything about me..." Stephanie stated.

"She doesn't know what the middle finger stands for? She tried to count the... There aint no cracks in this fucking ceiling! Why are you the only one she knows?" Edge exclaimed.

"I HAVE A BIG NOSE?" Hunter yelled as he clenched his fists.

"That's a mystery..." Rob muttered.

"Where did Matt, Jeff and Lita go? They should be out by now..." Christian questioned.

"If they were smart they abandoned us..." Chris declared.

"Shall we go on?" Torrie asked.

"Sure... This is funnier than watching Big Show try to fit through a door..." Chris replied.

"I know I never write in you this much, but I have nothing else to do. That bald guy is starting to be nice to me! I haven't seen him put his middle finger up to anyone in the past five minutes… Oh wait, no he just did to that weird nun lady. Before she was trying to talk to god!

I wish I had that power… I learned that the fire haired girl's name is Lita. She doesn't really like me and frequently tells me to 'shut up'. What does that mean? I'm afraid of her, she really beat up that nun before. Then Pamela is being mean, she claims her name is Trish, but I don't believe her." Torrie read with a laugh.

"I'M A NUN!" Stephanie exclaimed as she stood up and stomped her foot in anger.

"She's so stupid..." Trish declared as she shook her head.

"She likes talking about you Austin..." Rock announced.

"Who wouldn't?" Austin said sarcastically.

"At least Lita aint here to hear this shit..." Edge stated.

"Do you even want me to read on?" Torrie asked.

"Dare I say... Sure?" Chris questioned.

"I'm bored... So go on..." Christian replied.

"I'm not too sure..." Edge started.

"That's weird..." Rob declared.

"She's stupid..." Trish announced.

"I hate her..." Hunter and Stephanie muttered.

"She'll get the smackdown-a-down-a laid on her candy ass if she writes anything about me..." Rock replied.

"I think this is very educational..." Austin stated sarcastically.

"Here's a long entry... I learned how to spell your name today! Isn't that cool? I also learned that the bald guy and the black guy can really beat people up. Sorry if I sound, hold on let me ask Torrie what it's called, racist. I don't know what that means, but still sorry if I sound that way…

That nun lady keeps talking to god, it really gets on some people's nerves. While that big nosed dude is sleeping. Or as these people say it out cold. That Lita girl and her boyfriend keep making out… At least that's what I think it's called.

I also learned that Pamela isn't in here, and yes that girls name is actually Trish. Could have fooled me… Wait, she did… Okay so that weird guy with a pony tail keeps talking to Torrie. I think he likes her, that's the only thing I know… They flirt a lot. Wait! Awww, they just kissed… So sweet…

That bald guy keeps giving me mean looks and that middle finger, which now I know as the bird. I don't see why it's a bird, it looks like a finger. Well I'm gonna go now, bye diary!" Torrie finished as Chris broke out in laughter while everyone else shook their head in disbelief.

"She's so damn stupid..." Rock announced.

"Racist bitch..." Rock added. "Now we'll all be stupid..." Edge muttered.

"I bet they fucking left us..." Hunter declared as he looked at the still broke door.

"Next time read the fucking sign..." Kane mumbled.

"I don't know how to read..." Chris replied sarcastically.

"Well now is the time to learn how to..." Christian stated.

"Shut it..." Chris warned.

"Well isn't this just pleasant? We're getting pissed about some stupid girl's diary?" Edge muttered.

"She reminds me of why I dumped my last girlfriend..." Chris stated.

"Why, cause she was too tall?" Christian taunted.

"You wanna go?" Chris asked as he stood up.

"YEAH! JUST... BRING IT!" Christian screamed.

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't steel The Rock's lines... What in the blue hell is the matter with you? Huh, jabroni?" Rock stated as he stood.

"Hit the bricks junior..." Chris snared.

"Don't call me junior!" Christian yelled.

"Sorry, jackass, but I already did..." Chris replied.

"Now this is what I call entertainment... A freak getting beat by some dude who thinks he's the king of the world cause he was the 'underpants' champion. Plus I got beer..." Austin declared.

"Excuse me? It's undisputed champion! Not 'underpants' champion..." Chris snapped.

"Oh, yeah, sure, and I'm 'the Cerebral Assassin'... No wait Hunter's nose is..." Austin stated.

"Hey, shut it Austin! My nose isn't the cerebral assassin!" Hunter argued. "Oh really?" Rock muttered.

"Now do I need to beat you again?" Hunter questioned.

"What are you talking about? Rock beat you--" Stephanie started. "Sorry baby... I ah... Sorry..." Stephanie apologized.

"Unbelievable..." Hunter muttered with a sigh.

The room grew silent, yet again. Kane rolled his eyes at Hunter, who was throwing a fit.

"Do you think Matt, Jeff and Lita abandoned us?" Edge questioned as the door remained closed.

"Probably..." Chris replied. "What was your first clue?" Austin questioned cruelly.

To Be Continued...