What's The Worst That Could Happen?

Author's Note: Looking for a comedy view this time around...

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, the WWE and Vince McMahon do...

Summary: So what if they're locked in a locker room together and most of them hate each other... Okay, maybe it is a big deal. See what happens when you lock a load of wrestlers who don't like one another in a locker room for hours... The results don't look too good.

Characters: Chris Jericho, The Rock, Stone Cold, Trish Stratus, Team Extreme, Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, RVD, Triple H, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, and many more...

Timeframe: Around the time when Team Extreme was together, Triple H and Stephanie were married, and etc. (After the WCW/ECW vs. WWF).

Chapter Seven - How Stupid Are You?

So now, they've been stuck for as long as they could remember... The vents were now more than useless being that some jackass turned on the heaters and well it was a little too hot for anyone to handle going through it. Christian played patty cake with the wall, annoying Edge and Chris.

"What in the blue hell are you doing?" Rock asked as he glared at Christian.

"Yeah, you creepy little bastard..." Austin taunted.

"Isn't it obvious? He's playing patty cake with the fucking wall..." Chris stated.

The room fell silent all except the sound of Christian playing patty cake with the wall. Soon, out of peer boredom, everyone, except Christian, fell asleep. Christian stopped his game of patty cake and looked around the room. He shrugged as the door opened and slammed shut.

"What are you all doing in here?" The girl asked as everyone woke up.

"Are you kidding me?" Chris yelled as he stood up.

"You were in here before..." Edge muttered.

"I was?" Stacy asked curiously.

"YES! You were! Why didn't you get help?" Chris asked.

"I wasn't in here before..." Stacy protested.

"Yes you were! See! Here's your diary! And I outta kick your ass..." Torrie started.

"YOU STOLE IT? Yet I thought you were my friend..." Stacy said sadly.

"I didn't steel it! I read it!" Torrie exclaimed.

"Well that's a whole different matter; I mean really that doesn't bother me... Who cares if you read it? I'm just glad you didn't touch it." Stacy replied.

"What the fuck are you doing back? Are you that stupid to shut the door on us?" Hunter yelled as he noticed Stacy.

"Oh shut up you big baby..." Austin snapped.

"Now you see here--" Hunter started.

"WHAT?" Austin taunted.

"Don't disrespect--"

"WHAT?"

"You're getting on my--"

"WHAT?"

"STOP DOING THAT--"

"WHAT?"

"I give up..."

"WHAT?" Austin snapped one last time.

The room grew silent and once again, Stacy looked around the room.

"I've seen this place before..." Stacy exclaimed.

Chris looked at her as if she was crazy. "Are you kidding me?"

"No... I've been here before." Stacy replied.

"YOU DUMB BITCH! You were in here BEFORE! WITH US!" Chris yelled furiously.

"I was? Well I don't remember that…" Stacy insisted.

"What do you have a memory problem?" Edge asked.

"What is that?" Stacy questioned.

"Never mind…" Edge mumbled.

Austin took another beer out of the case and opened it. Purposely he caused it to spray all over Christian.

"DUDE! What the fuck!" Christian snapped as he looked at Austin who was laughing.

"Now you reek of beer…" Austin stated.

Edge smirked and said, "Not awesomeness…"

"I do so reek of awesomeness!" Christian hissed.

"Yep, why don't you just go play patty cake with Stacy or the wall?" Chris replied.

"Oh! You know how to play patty cake?" Stacy beamed.

"No… I play it wrong…" Christian announced.

"How in the hell do you play patty cake wrong?" Rob asked.

"I JUST DO!" Christian hissed, not wanting to play with Stacy.

"Oh I get it… You don't wanna play with Stacy…" Trish stated.

"I do… No, wait, you got me there…" Christian replied.

An Hour Later…

"Why god, why? At least we would be sane without her around…" Chris muttered as Stacy danced around the room.

"Why not shove her into the bathroom?" Kane pointed out.

"Good point… Now, let's do it…" Edge stated as he got up.

Chris, Edge and Kane successfully shoved the leggy blonde into the bathroom and had Kane sit in front of the door.

"At least now we're gonna be sane…" Chris stated.

"Thank god…" Trish exclaimed as Stacy's noises grew quieter.

"TIGHT SPACE! TIGHT SPACE!" Stacy screamed.

"Damn! She's even worst when she's in there!" Hunter exclaimed.

"AHHH! HELP ME! TIGHT SPACE! LITTLE SPACES! DARK! TOO DARK!" Stacy yelled as she pounded on the door.

"JUST LET HER OUT!" Rock exclaimed quickly.

"Why?" Trish whined before Kane let her out.

Stacy emerged from the bathroom and fell to the floor. Kissing the cement as she said, "LAND!"

"Dude, you were always on land…" Rob stated.

"LAND!" Stacy hissed in a deep scratchy voice.

"Damn…" Someone mumbled as the room grew silent. All staring at Stacy.

To Be Continued…