What's The Worst That Could Happen?

Author's Note: Looking for a comedy view this time around...

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, the WWE and Vince McMahon do...

Summary: So what if they're locked in a locker room together and most of them hate each other... Okay, maybe it is a big deal. See what happens when you lock a load of wrestlers who don't like one another in a locker room for hours... The results don't look too good.

Characters: Chris Jericho, The Rock, Stone Cold, Trish Stratus, Team Extreme, Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, RVD, Triple H, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, and many more...

Timeframe: Around the time when Team Extreme was together, Triple H and Stephanie were married, and etc. (After the WCW/ECW vs. WWF).

Chapter Nine - Mental Hospital

On one side of the room sat Triple H... On the other sat everyone else...

"Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I want any of you..." Hunter sneered as he tried to go near them.

"Hell no! Stay away from me, you creepy bastard..." Austin snapped.

"Okay so all in favor of having a stand up comedy contest, say Jericho rocks..." Chris yelled.

The room was silent and for some very odd reason you could actually hear crickets! Chris glares around the room as if to search for wear the source of the sound was.

"Fine... Say hell yeah..." Chris mumbled.

"HELL YEAH!" Austin shouted.

"So who's my side kick!" Chris exclaimed.

"Ah, I won't be your side kick, but I'll help you..." Rock replied.

Chris and Rock, oddly their names together could make the comedian Chris Rock's name... Nevertheless, back to the story...

"Rock... Rock... Rock..." Christian started cheering.

"Shut up you candy ass monkey..." Rock snapped.

"Where'd you two get microphones?" Kane asked.

"One of life's mysteries... Like you being able to fit in a vent... How the fuck did you get in the vent anyhow!" Chris replied.

"Actually that's a funny story--" Kane started.

"Oh, fuck your story... We're trying to have a show here... Sit the fuck down!" Rock snapped.

Kane looks as if he'd strangle Rock, but then just sits down.

"Okay... Have you ever heard the story about me being the king of the world!" Chris exclaimed.

"Yeah, you've only told us a MILLION times!" Edge replied.

"Well... Shut up! I'm gonna tell you it again!" Chris sneered. "It all started when two people--"

"Oh come on! I don't wanna hear this trash!" Austin yelled.

"Well to damn bad." Chris replied.

"What?" Austin taunted.

"I said--" Chris started.

"I heard what you said the first time, jackass..." Austin snapped.

"HEY! That's MY word! Not yours! MINE!" Chris hissed.

"You don't own the word jackass, jackass..." Rock replied.

"Hey, that's so uncool! You can't use jackass, twice in the same sentence!" Chris stated.

"I just did... What are you gonna do about it? Play with Hunter? Turn gay?" Rock teased.

"Please don't drag me into this..." Hunter pleaded.

"Oh shut up, before I take this mic turn it side ways and shove it up your candy ass!" Rock exclaimed.

Hunter backed off and then Chris started to tell the stupid and over told story of how he is 'the king of the world'.

"GOD! Don't you ever get sick of telling that!" Edge snapped as Jericho finished.

"Nope... Never can and never will..." Chris replied.

"Anyhow... Once upon a time there was a candy assed jackass who couldn't shut up if his life depended on it..." Rock declared.

"Wow, that's deep... Who's it about?" Chris asked.

"You, you dumb son a bitch..." Austin snapped.

"How cruel!" Stacy exclaimed before running around the room, again.

"Does anyone carry a gun on them?" Edge asked before Christian began to search himself.

"No... Why?" Chris replied.

"Because I wanna shoot her!" Edge yelled.

"AH!" Stacy shouted as she started to run in circles around Hunter.

"Why me!" Hunter exclaimed as he started to cry.

"Oh suck it up you big baby!" Austin snapped.

Hunter burst into tears as Stacy kept circling him yelling, "AHHH!" Finally, they got back to the subject of the bold sign.

"Why didn't anyone see that? Why didn't Stacy see that?" Kane asked.

"Are you serious? Stacy doesn't know how to read!" Torrie exclaimed.

"That really explains why she always gets her lines wrong." Trish mumbled.

An Hour Later...

"The other night I was there, tying my boots... Then it happened! I realized that I forgot my backstreet boys CD in my car!" Chris exclaimed.

"That was the.. Stupidest story I've ever heard..." Austin replied.

"Well I'd like to see you tell a story!" Chris snapped.

"Fine... I will..." Austin hissed.

"This should be good..." Chris mumbled.

"Maybe about six months ago there was this guy who was a fucking cry baby with really bad hair... He annoyed me so much with that milk-is-good-for-you-bullshit. I really hated the guy, only because he was always talking about milk and how you won some stupid necklaces with a 'freaking-broken-neck'. So you wanna know what I did?" Austin started as everyone leaned forward, wanting to hear more.

"What'd you do?" Christian asked.

"I stunned the bastard and caused him one of the biggest matches in WWF history." Austin finished.

Everyone was thinking for a good few minutes, before Chris said something.

"That was at Invasion right?" Chris asked.

"Yeah... It was a good story, wasn't it?" Austin replied.

"You cost us that match, bitch!" Chris snapped.

"So... At least I stunned that fucking hippie." Austin hissed.

"He's got a point..." Kane stated.

"Yes, he does..." Chris agreed.

"I lost my match..." Stacy said sadly.

"You remember that!" Torrie exclaimed, in awe that Stacy remembered something.

"No... But I've been told..." Stacy replied as she started to cry.

"God, why can't we lock her in the bathroom!" Trish asked.

"Cause she's even louder and more annoying in there." Rob declared.

"Fine..." Trish pouted.

Christian pulled out his over-sized bug sunglasses and started to look around the room, as if he were cool.

"Why do you still have those!" Edge exclaimed as he noticed Christian.

"Cause they're cool!" Christian snapped.

"No, they aren't." Chris replied.

"Yes, they are!" Christian protested.

"Yeah, okay..." Edge mumbled.

"What in the blue hell are those?" Rock snapped as soon as he noticed Christian.

"My sunglasses..." Christian replied.

"Alright, you creepy little bastard." Austin teased.

"I'm not a creepy little bastard!" Christian exclaimed.

"What?" Austin taunted.

"Stop it!" Christian yelled as he covered his ears and got into the fetal position and rocked back and forth.

"Now you're a crazy little bastard." Austin stated.

Now that Christian and Stacy were both screaming their heads off it felt much like a mental hospital. While Christian was rocking back and forth and Stacy was running all over the room like a crazy woman.

"God, kill me now!" Edge begged.

"Please don't kill me, I have too much to live for!" Stephanie shrieked.

"I should have got out of that vent when I had the chance..." Kane mumbled.

"Thank god I have beer." Austin declared.

"I've got ear plugs!" Chris exclaimed.

"I'm bored..." Rob said before letting out a sigh.

"I wonder why Stacy's running around..." Torrie mumbled.

"I wonder why you even care." Rock replied.

"I wonder what the guys will think once they get word that I'm gay..." Hunter exclaimed.

"They'll probably do the same thing Stephanie did... Faint and reject you..." Rock snapped.

"No one asked you!" Hunter sneered.

"So..." Rock replied before Hunter stuck his tongue out. "How childish if you..."

"And so they never got out and were stuck in this locker room with those two mentally retarded people until they died..." The Narrator said.

"Wait, this story is NOT over..." Chris replied.

"Yes it is... I'm sick of listening to you go on and on about nothing... Give me some entertainment!" The Narrator shrieked.

"You want entertainment!" Austin asked.

"Hell yeah..." The Narrator exclaimed.

"What?" Austin teased.

"Hell yeah..." The Narrator repeated.

Austin got up and smacked Triple H over the head with Chris Jericho's chair... Triple H "fell asleep" again.

"What happened to him!" Christian exclaimed as he glared at Hunter.

"He decided to take a little nap." Rock replied.

"Why? I wanted to make fun of him..." Christian pouted.

"Make fun of yourself, it'd be fun." Chris snapped.

"Really?" Christian asked

"Yeah, I do it all the time and I always have fun..." Chris replied.

"Okay... You freakin' CLB Christian! YOU DUMBASS!" Christian exclaimed.

"My god... He's lost it..." Edge mumbled.

This shall be continued...