What's The Worst That Could Happen?

Author's Note: Looking for a comedy view this time around...

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, the WWE and Vince McMahon do...

Summary: So what if they're locked in a locker room together and most of them hate each other... Okay, maybe it is a big deal. See what happens when you lock a load of wrestlers who don't like one another in a locker room for hours... The results don't look too good.

Characters: Chris Jericho, The Rock, Stone Cold, Trish Stratus, Team Extreme, Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, RVD, Triple H, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, and many more...

Timeframe: Around the time when Team Extreme was together, Triple H and Stephanie were married, and etc. (After the WCW/ECW vs. WWF).

Chapter Ten - Milk Is Good

Author's Note: Well since I'm introducing new characters the story will go on a little longer than planned...

"Backstreet's back ALRIGHT!" Chris shouted.

"You really suck at singing... you know that?" Edge asked.

"You're just jealous!" Chris exclaimed, sticking his tongue out.

"Yeah... Okay... Whatever..." Edge replied, waving him off.

"You know you'd figure we'd be happy that Christian and Stacy are locked in the bathroom... But I've gotta wonder what are they doing! For one they're quiet!" Rob commented.

"Who cares? I mean if they wanna do some odd freaky shit in there, they can do that... I just don't wanna know!" Edge stated.

"Yeah... Well I really wanna know though!" Chris declared.

"So do I..." Rob agreed.

"Fine! We'll see what they're doing..." Edge mumbled.

The group got up, Rock warning Hunter not to stand near him as they walked over to the door. They opened it and the sight they seen caused jaws to drop.

"Oh my god! They're kissing!" Trish exclaimed.

The locker room door opened and three people rushed in, the door slamming behind them.

"What the!" Chris turned to see three men standing by the door.

"What are you people doing in here!" Kurt asked.

"We're stuck... And now so are you." Stephanie replied.

"Why are you in here?" Chris asked.

"Well... That's a funny story... Kurt left his milk on the cart, and the stupid janitor took the cart and put the milk in a fridge which we think is in this locker room." Benoit explained.

"That's nice... But you've gotta see this!" Edge declared.

The three moved behind the group and eyebrows were raised.

"What the..." Kurt mumbled.

"Go Christian!" Eddie exclaimed.

Everyone glared at Eddie, who only shrugged.

"What can I say? I he's a lucky man." Eddie stated.

"More like unlucky... She's stupid!" Jericho snapped.

"Meaning he can get her to do anything he wants essa." Eddie replied.

"Damn! That fool's lucky!" Jericho beamed.

"Yeah.. Okay... Well let's just get my milk and get out of here." Kurt mumbled.

"What part of the door's stuck don't you get?" Rock sneered, crossing his arms.

They shut the bathroom door and spread out, taking their previous spots.

"So... Why is Hunter over there and everyone else is over here?" Benoit asked.

Austin chuckled, "Hunter's gay..."

"WHAT?" Kurt exclaimed, backing away from Hunter.

"I don't like fags." Hunter stated.

"I am not a fag! I have the three I's!" Kurt snapped.

"Okay..." Hunter muttered, shaking his head.

An Hour Later...

"Come my lady, come, come, my lady..." Jericho sang.

"This isn't a karaoke bar..." Rock snapped.

"We should do that... But ban Jericho from singing." Edge agreed.

"Fine... Trish you sing something..." Jericho sneered, handing her the microphone.

"Okay..." Trish replied, shrugging. "Any requests?"

"Yeah! Larger Than Life!" Jericho exclaimed.

"Ah, no..." Trish shook her head.

"You Got It Bad!" Hunter stated.

"Ah... Okay..." Trish mumbled.

She thought a moment, before Jericho set up a Karaoke set and a TV screen to read off the words.

"Where'd you get that!" Edge asked.

"EBay." Jericho replied.

"Damn, they sure are fast." Edge muttered.

"Okay... Here it goes... Oh, no, no, no, no, no..." Trish started.

After Trish had finished singing Torrie and Rob were selected to a do a duet. They had selected Hero by Enrique Iglesias, once they finished Kurt was up next.

"I'm gonna sing one of my own songs... It's called, Milk Is Good." Kurt declared.

"Oh come on..." Kane complained.

"Hey! Unless you want me to break your freaking ankle, you'll listen!" Kurt warned.

"Fine..." Kane replied.

"Milk is good! It gives you strong bones! Milk is good! It's white! White! WHITE!" Kurt sang.

"YOU SUCK!" Austin yelled.

"Hey! I resent that!" Kurt snapped.

"Good!" Austin shouted.

Everyone sits in silence, glaring at the floor as they thought. Out of no where they hear a huge 'BANG!' And they all glare up to see The Rock, and a broken TV laying on the floor.

"NO! My karokee machiene!" Jericho exclaimed before crying.

"This is stupid! This is the lamest idea I've ever heard! And Kurt, what in the blue hell were you thinking? Milk is good?" Rock exclaimed.

"Well I..."

"OH SHUT UP! It doesn't matter what you were thinking!" Rock snapped.

"Meanie!" Hunter hissed pointing at Rock.

"You're a wimp, Hunter! A little sissy!" Stephanie yelled.

"What!" Hunter questioned.

"Hey that's my saying! Bitch!" Austin sneered. "Come on boy! We're going to settle this right here right now..."

"Fine!" Hunter replied as he got up.

Before Hunter could do anything Austin stunned him.

"And there's a stunner for Triple H... BOOYAH!" Austin shouted as he opened two beers and smashed them together.

The rest watched on, Jericho stopped crying and started laughing like a little child.

"That was very entertaining..." Benoit commented.

"Thank you..." Austin replied before tossing a beer to Benoit.

As Benoit drank the beer Austin kicked him and then stunned him too.

"AND ANOTHER STUNNER FOR STONE COLD! BOOYAH!"

"You're drunk..." Stephanie mumbled.

"Isn't that like flat out obvious?" Edge replied.

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"Matt... We left them, why on earth are we coming back for them? It's like three o'clock in the morning! Why'd you choose now to get a conscious?" Lita sneered.

"Lita, we need to get them out of there! They'll die without food!" Matt stated.

Jeff rolled his eyes staring down at the pizza boxes in his arms.

"Why are we bringing pizza?" Lita asked.

"Because I'm hungry." Jeff stated.

"So you order five boxes of pizza?" Lita questioned.

"Yeah..." Jeff replied as they came to the door.

"Hey there isn't even a sign!" Matt exclaimed.

"Yes there is Matt... It's right there, in bold letters!" Lita teased as she pointed to the sign.

"Dude that's like a note card!" Jeff declared in disbelief.

"How on earth was anyone supposed to see that?" Lita asked.

"No clue." Jeff mumbled as Matt opened the door.

The three stepped in the room, taking note that there were more people in there than when they were in there.

"Hey!" Jeff yelled as he waved.

"Oh my god! You came back!" Stephanie exclaimed.

"Yeah! We did! With pizza!" Jeff stated as he closed the door.

"What did you just do!" Trish snapped.

"Shut the door?" Jeff replied.

"You idiot! Now we can't get out!" Lita snapped.

"Shit... I forgot..." Jeff mumbled.

"I hate you..." Matt stated.

"Sorry?" Jeff offered.

Lita smacked Matt.

"It's all your fault! If you wouldn't have felt so damn bad we wouldn't be here!" Lita hissed.

"Welcome back to hell..." Edge commented.

"Where's Christian?" Jeff asked.

"And Stacy?" Matt added.

"Stacy left before us Matt!" Lita pointed out.

"No... That idiot came back." Jericho informed them.

"Just like us... Matt!" Lita sneered.

"Sorry! I have a heart you know." Matt replied.

"Riiight!" Lita mumbled.

"Hey you brought food!" Hunter beamed.

"No we didn't..." Jeff replied, hiding the pizzas.

"Yes... You did." Rock stated. "Behind your back."

"Oh... What do you know?" Jeff muttered, pulling the pizzas from his back.

"Did you bring beer?" Austin asked.

"No... Why?" Lita questioned.

"I'm out! Benoit wasted one of mine!" Austin exclaimed.

"You gave it to me and then you stunned me!" Benoit pointed out.

"Oh, Chris! You're in here!" Matt beamed.

"So his Mr.-Milk-Is-Good!" Jericho added.

"And me holmes!" Eddie declared.

"Yeah... You..." Edge mumbled.

"What holmes? You have a problem with me?" Eddie asked.

"No... Man, I don't." Edge muttered.

"Dude, what kind of pizza did you get?" Rob asked.

"Cheese, pepperoni, sausage and mushroom!" Jeff exclaimed.

"Cool." Rob mumbled.

"So where's Stacy and Christian?" Lita asked.

"In the bathroom... Making out..." Trish replied.

"Ewww. Sick." Lita exclaimed.

"I know... Totally." Torrie agreed.

"So, what'd we miss?" Matt asked.

"Hunter's gay." Jericho stated.

"EWW! You are?" Jeff questioned.

"No... I'm just a fairy." Hunter replied.

"A fairy? Okay..." Jeff muttered.

"Stacy and Christian are retarded. Austin knocked Hunter out and stunned him." Rock added.

"Doesn't surprise me." Matt commented.

The bathroom door opened and everyone glared at the two who stepped out.

"Did you guys know the lock doesn't work?" Christian asked.

"On what?" Hunter asked.

"The bathroom door, idiot." Christian snapped.

"Look who's talking." Edge replied.

"Who? You? Oh, nice to see you three decided to come back... With pizza. And you shut the door again!" Christian exclaimed.

"Jeff did." Lita stated, pointing at Jeff.

"Hey! It's not my fault! I forgot?" Jeff offered.

"So what happened to you two?" Kurt questioned.

"Holy! How'd you get in here?" Christian exclaimed.

"I walked through the door." Kurt stated.

"You're dead?" Stacy questioned.

"No... I'm not dead!" Kurt snapped.

The room grew silent, however the silence was quickly broken by Jericho.

"I thought you were stupid, Christian." Jericho commented.

"No... It's my method of getting chicks. And as you can tell, it worked." Christian replied.

"My god, he's a genius!" Edge exclaimed.

"Yes I am..." Christian agreed.

"But the chick he got was Stacy..." Eddie pointed out.

"So... She's got a nice ass." Edge stated.

"What are you guys talking about?" Stacy asked.

"Nothing, babe." Christian replied.

"Okay!" Stacy beamed.

"What an idiot..." Lita mumbled, shaking her head.

After the a rather interesting argument Jeff finally shared his pizza with everyone. And they all wound up on one side of the room, except for Hunter because no one wanted to be near him. Suddenly three people rushed in and looked around the room, as if to look for someone.

"Stephanie! There you are!" One of the exclaimed.

To Be Continued...