What's The Worst That Could Happen?

Author's Note: Just so you all know I have edited all the previous chapters to make them easier to read and comprehend. Though I'm not sure if I can really say I revised because I'm not sure how much I may have changed.. So if you're bored you can go back and take a look. Since I'm lazy I'm not going to add the other characters to the list, mostly because the 'many more' lets me get away with it.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, the WWE and Vince McMahon do...

Summary: So what if they're locked in a locker room together and most of them hate each other... Okay, maybe it is a big deal. See what happens when you lock a load of wrestlers who don't like one another in a locker room for hours... The results don't look too good.

Characters: Chris Jericho, The Rock, Stone Cold, Trish Stratus, Team Extreme, Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, RVD, Triple H, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, and many more...

Timeframe: Around the time when Team Extreme was together, Triple H and Stephanie were married, and etc. (After the WCW/ECW vs. WWF).

Chapter Fifteen - Strange Events

It took a while, and a surrender treaty, to draw the pair out of the bathroom. The redhead decided against sitting near any of the other divas as she found herself between John and Randy. The taller of the two looked over at Hunter, making sure he was distant. What he found a little spooky was that Hunter kept licking his lips and even put the peace sign to his lips and began to move his tongue rapidly. Randy jumped at the sight, covering his mouth has he had just thrown up a little bit, the dark haired OVW wrestler glared at an equally disturbed John Cena and Lita. The young man wrapped his arms around Lita as he begged her to make Hunter leave him alone, the diva simply glared at John, who only shrugged.

"He ought to learn how to handle having a man in love with him." John replied.

Lita blinked, "Who the hell is prepared for something like that?"

"Well I, for one, am ready for a situation like this." John stated.

"What? Why--"

"Simply because." John interrupted as he glared at Randy. "Let go of her, or else I'm gonna kick your ass."

Randy shook his head, "NO! He'll get me!"

"He's not going to eat you or anything." John rolled his eyes.

"He probably would!" Randy snapped.

"John, it's okay.. Let him, he's traumatized.. And thanks his 'best friend', he has no one else to turn to." Lita snarled.

John narrowed his eyes at the two, the diva simply stuck her tongue out at him, he smirked at that, but before he could make some sort of a smart ass comment Jericho stood up and began talking.

"Ladies and gentlemen.." Jericho paused, glaring at Hunter. "And gay guy..."

"HEY! I find that offensive!" Hunter yelled.

"Deal with it!" Jericho snapped. "As I was about to say.. Before I was interrupted by gay guy. We have decided that we really need to get out of here. Therefore, we're going to send Randy through the vents."

"WHAT!" Randy shrieked, wrapping his arms tighter around Lita.

"I'll go with him--"

"NO HUNTER!" Jericho snapped. "You cannot sexually harass or rape Randy."

"Who the hell rapes someone in a vent?" Rock shook his head. "Pervert."

"Why am I the bad guy? He threw up because I did this" - He paused to demonstrate, everyone seemed as disturbed as John and Lita were. - "And he's insensitive!"

"You made him cry!" Kurt pointing out, as Randy was in fact crying. "How can you say he's insensitive?"

"You're heartless." Kane stated.

"We should put him through a table!" Devon spoke up.

"Damn, you guys are still here?" Jericho questioned.

"We've like literally been here the entire time you have.." Bubba replied blankly.

"Well, good, we can put Hunter thought a table?" Devon asked with a devious look on his face.

"My skittles are gone.." Jeff pouted.

Everyone stared at him. How random. A few even asked the person next to them if he was insane, though a few second later Christian found himself being smacked furiously in the face.

"I'm sorry! I forgot you were him!" Christian screamed as Jeff wailed on him.

Edge shook his head, not really wanting to believe that Christian had actually leaned over to Jeff and asking if he himself was sane. Austin leaped up and started playing referee, encouraging dirty fighting as he was did.. He also advised that Jeff hit Christian harder. Which was a little odd seeing how most people wanted Christian to be alive as they feared his health and also what he would will them when he wasn't exactly happy with most of them..

"We could eat his body." Vince suggested.

Shane and Stephanie stared at him, Linda simply tried to ignore the fact that her husband was an idiot.

"Dad." Stephanie and Shane said together, shaking their heads.

"Enough, Dad, just.. Try not to talk much." Shane ordered softly.

"I can talk when I want, Damnit!" Vince snapped.

Shane and Stephanie backed off, Linda shook her head.. If it weren't for him being rich.. She'd divorce his ass. Meanwhile, Eddie was running a bet to see who'd win the fight.. Most avoided betting for Eddie normally never even awarded whoever won the pot. Or well, there was this one time at wrestling camp... He gave Christian a wet willy for winning the bet he had placed for who'd win the patty cake tournament. It was in fact a pretty difficult tournament seeing how Big Show, Test and Albert were in it. In fact, it was a shocking victory when Spike Dudley took home the prize. Biggest upset in patty cake history. In the unlikely events that someone placed a bet, Eddie had already planned to put it toward a fake stick-on mustache so he could face people in matches when he wasn't supposed to and screw them out of a victory. It was a genius plan. One only Eddie Guerrero could pull off successfully.

"Come on." Austin complained as Jeff stopped hitting Christian. "You suck, you little… you… Stupid Little Bastard!"

"Oh I like that!" Vince exclaimed with a huge grin.

"You would." Rock muttered.

"We should turn on the TV… See if there is any news that we should be aware of." Benoit spoke up.

"Yeah, like… Kurt Angle, the greatest WWE superstar ever, gets trapped in a freaking locker room." Kurt scowled.

Hurricane leapt up from his spot on the floor, "Don't worry! The Hurricane can fly up there and turn on the TV!"

Everyone watched in silence as Hurricane ran over to the TV, jumped up and hit the power button with ease. Christian, oddly, began to applaud him. While everyone else wondered how many idiots they could truly handle. Molly, who had finished sewing her cape, blinked at the sight of Hurricane doing a victory dance with Christian. To make the situation even odder a white cat walked by, meowed and then ran over to Jeff.

"What the fuck--" Austin began, glaring at Jeff.

The younger man began to pet the cat, turning his head to the side as if he were listening to a song, bouncing up and down a little bit. Rock opened his mouth to say something, but decided against it as they all watched.

"Fluffy." Jeff mumbled, hugging the cat before he went back to petting it.

"That… That makes me think Hunter is normal." Edge declared.

Eddie, who just noticed the cat jumped at the sight. Smirking deviously before he walked over to Jeff and Fluffy, he cleared his throat before he began to speak.

"Who wants to place a bet that this is the weirdest thing that has ever happened in this locker room?" Eddie asked.

"OH! I DO! I DO!" Shane exclaimed as he raised his hand and jumped up and down.

"Shane!" Vince glared at his son. "Yet you think I'm weird.."

"You are dad, but this is a chance at winning some money!" Shane muttered.

"Well in that case.." Vince paused before mocking his son's actions. "I WANT TO!"

Eddie wriggled his eyebrows with a smirk before he walked over to the two men. Everyone watched what appeared to be a drug deal with a mafia, the mafia being Vince and Shane. Again, some wondered what else could possibly be weird about these people. Thought they thought too soon.

"I have a gun in my purse!" Stacy screamed as she had opened her purse and pulled out a gun.

Jericho and Rock had to do a double take, their eyes widening as they watched the diva toss the gun away. Her hands quickly going back to herself as if the gun was a rat or some other ugly looking rodent - no offense to rats, they are just ugly.

"How… Never mind, I don't want to know." Jericho shook his head.

Rob looked skeptical, "What are you talking about? I want to know how this shit happened! Stacy, how did that gun get in there?"

"I don't know, but there are numb chucks in here too." Stacy glared in the purse before she emptied it out.

Out spilled loads of weapons, even a grenade, which scared some, and handcuffs, that too scared some. Hunter clapped his hands with great joy, before he plucked the handcuffs out of the pile.

"May I have these?" Hunter asked.

"NO!" Screamed Randy and few others.

Hunter glared at Randy, who was almost on top of Lita at this point, though he only smiled. Oddly he grasped the air, as if he had a dress on, and did a curtsy.

"Okay that was just wrong." Benoit stated.

"Heartless." Kane muttered, shaking his head.

Kurt glared at him, "Are you even on the same subject as us?"

"No, just.. Thinking about whoever made that door over there.." Kane replied.

"Oh, yes, of course." Kurt nodded, bowing his head as he damned the man to hell in a prayer of some sort.

Meanwhile, Austin was rummaging through the pile of weapons that oddly came out of Stacy's purse. Naming them off as if he were a security guard at an airport. He raised an eyebrow at her as he picked up a whip-like weapon.

"This, this is uncalled for.. I understand the guns, knives and atomic bombs.. But this? This is just sick." Austin shook his head in disgust.

"I--" Stacy paused. "I can explain… This isn't my purse!"

"Really? Who's sick purse is this?" Austin snarled.

"It's Vince's.. See, it says his name…" Stacy pointed to the name imprinted inside the purse before she grabbed the purse that really was hers. "This, is my purse."

"Identical.. Them bastards." Rock shook his head.

Then everyone chose to glare at Vince, who had just gotten screwed out of ten thousand dollars by Eddie. The dark haired man counted his money while everyone continued to stare at Vince, who was completely unaware that he had left his purse in the locker room. As odd as that may sound, though.

"Vince… You have a purse?" Austin inquired.

"Why, yes! For whenever I may need to screw someone out of a match! Haha, stupid Bret Hart…" Vince muttered with a grin as he rubbed his hands together.

"How in gods name would you screw someone out of a match with a whip, gun, grenade, atomic bomb, smoke bomb, nuclear missile or a knife?" Jericho questioned.

"Well the whip is for my own pleasure… The other weapons are for threatening people." Vince replied.

"That why we haven't seen Chris Benoit since he lost that match to Angle?" Christian asked.

"I'm right here!" Benoit pointed out blankly.

"No, you're a wanna-be Benoit.. Benoit used to bite me." Christian began to cry as if he had just gotten a flashback of being bit.

"I have my period." Stacy blurted out.

"Um.. Okay.." Jericho muttered, a little disturbed.

"I want to have sex with Randy." Hunter gushed.

Randy shrieked, now literally sitting on Lita's lap. Austin smashed his fist through the wall, causing the room to fall silent, before he scowled at everyone.

"NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO ADMIT ALL YOUR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS!" Austin sneered angrily.

"Forgive me for expressing myself.." Hunter murmured.

"You're NOT forgiven!" Austin snapped.

Stephanie, again, began to pray, "God, please, get us out of here.. I am uncomfortable. I feel violated. Deceived. Hated. Loved. And more importantly… My husband is gay and I want a divorce!"

"It's okay.. Let it all out." Shane encouraged as he patted her back.

"I'm starting to wonder if Hunter is related to Elton John…" Edge muttered.

"We still should put him through a table." Bubba insisted.

"What's stopping you?" Jeff asked as he pet Fluffy.

"The crazy kid has a point." Devon stated.

"Of course I do." Jeff grinned happily.

"Let's do it!" Bubba screamed. "DEVON!"

"What Bubba?" Devon asked, roleplaying.

"GET THE TABLES!" Bubba ordered.

"OH TESTAFY!" Devon shouted.

With that said Devon grabbed a table, set it up and waited as Bubba started hitting Hunter. This time everyone encouraged the violence. Even Linda, which was a little weird.. Though Bubba dragged Hunter to center of the room where he lifted him up by his legs, Devon, already positioned on the other side of the table, leaped up to take Hunter's head down as they 3Ded him through the table. The two quickly got up and started screaming things, and odd enough everyone in the room was chanting 3D.. Even Stacy, who hadn't had the slightest clue what 3D meant.

To Be Continued…

A/N: Thanks in advance to all those who review, this chapter was supposed to be flat-out odd.. Every event in the chapter contributed to it's chapter. Lol, Anywho.. Review and we'll all be good! If you have any ideas/requests feel free to make them known! Always looking for insane ideas!