What's The Worst That Could Happen?

Author's Note: Lalalala... All I have to say is sorry for the lack of updates.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, the WWE and Vince McMahon do...

Summary: So what if they're locked in a locker room together and most of them hate each other... Okay, maybe it is a big deal. See what happens when you lock a load of wrestlers who don't like one another in a locker room for hours... The results don't look too good.

Characters: Chris Jericho, The Rock, Stone Cold, Trish Stratus, Team Extreme, Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, RVD, Triple H, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, and many more...

Timeframe: Around the time when Team Extreme was together, Triple H and Stephanie were married, and etc. (After the WCW/ECW vs. WWF).

Chapter Seventeen - Delivery?

The group of superstars sadly sat in the center of the room. The room was blazing hot for the air conditioning was turned off, to add to the hotness of the room they hadn't eaten in hours. Countless times Eddie suggested that they eat Fluffy, however Jeff refused to eat a cat and ate his skittles bag instead. It probably didn't taste too good. And all they heard was Lita and John going on and on about how they're probably having a baby together.. Randy kept reminding them they had only been together for six hours. It still didn't stop them from saying it. Edge was teaching Stacy the alphabet, while Christian and Rock were arguing about who would get to go out with Trish. Rock was smarter, therefore he won the argument and he was now going to take Trish out. Austin was cursing at Stephanie, who was kicking at Hunter for she didn't have the guts to kick Austin.

"Stephanie! Stop it!" Hunter cried, holding up a hand.

Stephanie snapped, "You left me for Matt Hardy! A MAN!"

"I'm so proud of my daughter.. She can tell the gender of Matt Hardy!" Vince cried.

"I'm appalled!" Matt exclaimed, placing a hand to his chest in utter disgrace.

"I'm just shocked it didn't happen sooner." Jeff muttered.

Matt began to cry, whilst Hunter comforted him until he realized something very important.. He was not gay. After all these hours of being gay, Hunter finally realized that not only was he not gay, but he just didn't love Stephanie anymore. It all made perfect sense, he liked women and Matt Hardy was not only a man, but he made him want to throw up. How could he have thought he was gay? There were no signs, no callings.. At least he was no longer with Stephanie. For now, he'd act as if he still were gay.. Until the divorce fell through.

"Vince, aren't you a certified judge?" Linda asked with a smile.

Vince beamed, "I completely forgot! I am a certified judge! Stephanie! I can divorce you! I can rid you of that gay homo! Everything is right once more! I am god, you are all my little peasants!"

"Dad, you're going a little far with this..Um..Divorce thing." Shane pointed out.

"Nonsense!" Came Vince's only reply as he began typing on his laptop computer.

Once Vince printed off divorce papers Stephanie and Hunter signed them quickly, Matt looking on with a grin as he awaited his 'lover' to return to him. After the divorce was finalized, Hunter beamed with joy. He jumped up and did his signature DX pose followed with his trademark pose.

"I DID IT! I DIVORCED THAT WHORE! I WON!" Hunter yelled. "I'm not even gay! That's a plus!"

"NOT GAY?" Stephanie screamed, beginning to cry.

"There goes another love of my life.." Matt sighed.

Austin toasted to the happily divorced couple, "May you both have a shitty life."

"Or at least Stephanie." Rock and Jericho muttered at once.

-x-

Once more the group found themselves in a brutal silence, Stephanie, however, was crying on her mom's shoulder while Shane and Vince opted to play a game of tic-tac-toe. Shane won every game for Vince kept forgetting which letter he was. While the family from hell did their thing Lita and John continued to make their claims.. Trish and Rock now joining in the argument, while Trish was happy-go-lucky about the idea, Rock was more sensible, like Randy appeared to be at this point. Soon even Kane would join in, stating that Lita should take a pregnancy test. The diva disappeared into the bathroom after Stacy offered her a test, no one really wanted to know why she had it.

"She is so not pregnant.. And if she is, it's Hardy's." Randy sneered.

John rolled his eyes, "Dude, you always hafta be right! Don' cha?"

"It's only logical!" Randy exclaimed before he sighed. "It is impossible to find out this soon.. Plus you didn't even have sex!"

"We so did. Plus we've known each other longer than now." John replied.

"I'm sure you did." Randy muttered.

"You so didn't." Kane insisted. "She was with Jeff the entire time!"

"What!" Matt screamed like a girl, his hands flying to cover his mouth while Jeff simply blinked.

"When was I with Lita?" Jeff wanted to know.

Rock arched an eyebrow at that, "You don't remember?"

"I was probably drunk." Jeff shrugged.

"Or with your bag of skittles." Trish teased.

"DO NOT DISRESEPCT BAGGY!" Jeff snapped.

"I hope the baby isn't yours." Trish stated. "Lita wouldn't want a retarded baby."

Finally the redhead came out of the bathroom with a frown, Trish crossing her arms whilst John proudly stated to Randy that if Lita was pregnant Randy owed him a hundred dollars. Lita sighed, apparently ignoring everyone's questioning glances. Torrie rolled her eyes, hopping up to her feet and snatching the test away to look at it. The diva smirked and glance up at Randy.

"You're one hundred dollars richer! She is NOT pregnant!" Torrie squealed.

"Probably PMS." Trish nodded with a frown.

"I'm sure it's just that." Lita muttered.

"Aww, well, we can try later." John stated.

"You just started going out." Randy pointed out.

"NO ONE ASKED YOU!" John snapped, smacking Randy before he motioned for Lita to join him.

-x-

After another hour of sitting around with nothing to do, but be hungry and bored.. The group decided to weight their options. It wasn't until Jeff suggested ordering pizza did they get the idea of using Shane's cell phone. And after some heavy debate, they ordered Pizza Hut. Shane and Vince were forced to pay for the twenty pizzas they ordered once the delivery boy arrived. The short man glanced around the room of misfits.

"You haven't a party?" He asked.

"Oh yes, a large gathering." Vince nodded with a smile.

"Cool, that's going to be a hundred and fifty dollars, sir." He replied.

The boy handed the pizzas off to Kane and Angle before he bid the farewell and shut the door, leaving the group still locked in the locker room. And no one seemed to notice until Chris Jericho brought the subject up.

"You realize we could have gotten out just then?" Jericho questioned, grabbing another slice.

"Oh, shit! He's right! Damn we're idiots!" Rob exclaimed, slapping his forehead.

Hunter shrugged, "I blame...Matt."

"What? Why me?" Matt cried.

"You're a whore." Hunter replied simply.

"At least they had beer." Austin smiled happily before he chucked an empty can at Matt.

Randy wrapped an arm around Torrie, "We will have to find something else to do then."

"OH! Tic Tac Toe!" Torrie beamed.

"Oh my god.. I love Tic Tac Toe!" Stacy shrieked.

"Well then, we could have a threesome of Tic Tac Toe." Randy smirked.

John shook his head, "Player."

"You're one to talk, Cena." Randy retorted. "You did Lita in the bathroom, at least that's what you say."

"I did, why wouldn't you believe me?" John snarled.

"Because you said to you did Chyna, but you so did not!" Randy snapped.

"Ew! I said I went to China! You know, the country?" John exclaimed.

"Is there really a difference?" Eddie inquired as he sat down next to the two. "I believe 'she' was a man."

"So that explains John's taste in women." Randy sighed.

"Excuse me?" John snapped.

"Lita could never pass for a man, ese." Eddie stated. "She's all woman, right mamacita?"

"Si." Lita nodded, smiling.

"You know Spanish?" Randy questioned. "I wanted to learn Spanish!"

"And I offered to teach you, ese." Eddie pointed out.

"Yeah, for like two hundred dollars a word." Blue eyes narrowed. "Lita would probably teach me for one night of dirty whore-ish sex."

John snapped Randy, "No, she would not!"

"Actually, I'd for two nights…" Lita muttered.

"Excuse me?" John exclaimed, grabbing Lita and forcing her onto his lap. "You are not allowed to talk to Randy any more! Don't even look at him!"

"John--"

"DON'T LOOK AT HIM!"

"Fine…But you cannot look up Stacy's skirt any more." Lita replied.

"I don't--"

"I seen you ese, I even got it on camera." Eddie stated, pulling out a video camera.

"Shit..That sucks."

To Be Continued…

A/N: Whoo, another update..After how long though? I know I've been bad about updating lately, but the good news is I'm off for three months now! Yay me! So, my goal is to attempt to update more often.. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Please review and thank you for reading!