What's The Worst That Could Happen?

Author's Note: BOYAH! Another update! I rock! Oh, and I replaced chapter 2, apparently chapter 2 & 3 were the exact same thing - chapter 3. Lol, took me FOREVER to find the original chapter 2, which was on a disc. So thank the disc! YAY DISC! On a serious note I wish to thank all readers & reviewers and I wanted to tell you all that I am planning on ending this - I ALREADY have an idea on how they plan on getting out..It shall be very funny and you will like it! Lol, but just so don't get your hopes up...THERE WILL BE A SEQUEL! BOYAH! And I think it'll probably be better!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, the WWE and Vince McMahon do...

Summary: So what if they're locked in a locker room together and most of them hate each other... Okay, maybe it is a big deal. See what happens when you lock a load of wrestlers who don't like one another in a locker room for hours... The results don't look too good.

Characters: Chris Jericho, The Rock, Stone Cold, Trish Stratus, Team Extreme, Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, RVD, Triple H, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, and many more...

Timeframe: Around the time when Team Extreme was together, Triple H and Stephanie were married, and etc. (After the WCW/ECW vs. WWF).

Chapter Eighteen - Scary Stories & Bad Breath

Another hour passing by and John found it his duty to inform Randy it was seven hours now, but Randy simply shook his head at the older man. He certainly had some issues. Whilst Kurt and Benoit were trying to get Devon and Bubba Ray to understand the simple fact that every match did not have to end with someone eating wood. But the two men were impossible, so Kurt opted to talking to Kane about his three I's. Benoit chose to talk with Eddie about tips on how to cheat. This was not very good news, the last thing the world needed was another Eddie Guerrero to steal their money and eat their food. Edge and Christian were arm wrestling for Stacy, however neither realized she was off drooling over Randy Orton with Torrie Wilson. Trish and Rock were learning everything Austin knew about beer.

"So, you see, you can drink beer." - He drank some beer - "You can spit beer at homos." - Austin demonstrated by spitting at Matt Hardy - "You can kick ass with beer." - Austin stomped a mudd hole in Matt Hardy's chest - "And you can get drunk with beer! No need for a demo, I'm pretty drunk already."

"You wouldn't say." Trish acted astonished, while she really wasn't very surprised at this.

"I do say." Austin replied. "And beer gives you bad breath... Wanna smell?"

Trish shook her head, "No...No thank you."

"Hmm, Rock, your slut has manners. Teach her a lesson." Austin ordered cruelly.

"Austin, you're drunk." Rock rolled his eyes. "And I'm not going to hurt Trish."

Austin snorted, "What do you see in him anyway?"

"What can I say--" Trish began.

"She loves the Rock's strudel." Rock interrupted.

-x-

"Ladies an gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages! Welcome to Vince McMahon's theater of peasants! I am God and you are all my peasants, by the way." Vince exclaimed loudly.

"We are not peasants, for the one hundredth time!" Kane snapped, shaking his fists.

Everyone, save for the McMahon family seemed to be angry about this statement. They were not, in fact, peasants and Vince McMahon was, in fact, without his lawyers. So when Vince would least expect it, they were going to jump him, beat him and rob him of his money. It was genius until Christian revealed their plan by telling Shane. Apparently Shane was Hurricane, but without his costume. Vince wasn't very happy with them and cut their pay checks by adding two hundred dollars. So they stopped complaining and decided to sit around and tell scary stories. Sadly the only one who claimed to have one right away was Stacy, and they couldn't just deny her the opportunity because Edge threatened to beat them up. So they listened to what Stacy had to say.

"First, my car ran out of gas!" - everyone gasped - "And then I broke a nail!"

"Oh my god!" Trish exclaimed sarcastically.

"I KNOW!" Stacy cried.

"Is.. Is that it?" Torrie asked.

"Yes. The end." Stacy nodded and then sat down.

"Wow, that was...scary." Jericho stated blankly.

"I know, it truly traumatized us all." Lita nodded.

Stacy wiped a tear away, "It was the worst day of my life.."

"Try getting divorced from a husband you think is gay and it turns out he isn't gay!" Stephanie snapped.

"That happened to you too? Oh my god! I thought I was the only one!" Stacy squealed.

Everyone stared blankly at the blonde woman, however they were certain they wanted to hear this story. It wasn't everyday you hear a story like this.. However Stacy stated that she forgot what all happened and they went onto the next storyteller. This time it was Randy, this was bound to be either boring or lame.. They were about to find out.

"First off, John and Lita are stupid whores and I was right, they were wrong." Randy stated.

"BOO! YOU SUCK!" Someone yelled out, throwing an unopened beer can at Randy's head, knocking him out.

Austin blinked, "Now who the hell took one of my beers and wasted it on pretty boy?"

"Well..I thought you would all appreciate it.." Christian shrugged. "Don't get mad at me because I thought of it first!"

"It was a waste of beer, yes, but I am not mad at you.. I could never get mad at someone for knocking out pretty boy." Austin replied. "But next time, ask before you take a damn beer, damnit!"

"Such language." Linda exclaimed.

"So..Who's next?" John asked suddenly.

"I vote Jericho. He'll probably have a good story about when he got drunk and got a car to go on it's two left wheels or something.." Jeff stated.

"These stories are supposed to be scary." Jericho pointed out.

"Well, fine then... Kane! You're got to have a scary story!" Jeff beamed as everyone glanced at Kane.

Kane stared at Jeff and then everyone else, who all were a little silent as if Kane would kill them if they egged him on or something. Rather Kane simply shrugged, stood up and took center stage, or well..Center room?

"Once, when we were outside.. The next door neighbor let out his cocker and it started barking at us.." Kane began.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a second! Your next door neighbor pulled out his cock? What the fuck!" John interrupted.

Kane blinked, "A cocker is another name for a type of dog..Cocker spaniel."

"Well, I was gonna say..What kind of neighborhood did you live in? Don't scare me like that again!" John warned.

"Only you would have thought that I said the neighbor pulled out his cock.. Now let me finish my damn story before I set you on fire!" Kane snapped.

"Write that down." Vince muttered to Shane, who simply stared at him.

"So like I was saying, the neighbor let his dog outside and it started barking at us, Mark and I got mad at it so we took it into our yard.. We did a lot of cruel things to it.. We cut it.. We burnt it.." Kane informed them.

Everyone's eyes widened at that, as if not expecting to hear that sort of thing.. Despite the fact that it was Kane they were talking about. And they were just flat-out disgusted.

"You're heartless." Stacy cried. "A poor dog!"

"It bit us all the time." Kane replied.

"Still.. That's a little extreme, don't you think?" Benoit asked.

"It depends what you call..extreme." Kane stated.

Benoit looked down at his shoe before he glanced at Christian as the man spoke.

"What about..insane?" Christian questioned.

Everyone glanced at Christian, who shrugged, "Just wondering."

"Any more..odd questions?" Kane shook his head, ignoring Christian.

"No, that will be all Kane, you may sit down." Jericho informed him, trying to smile, but sadly could not after hearing what he had just heard.

"Well, who wants to go next?" Vince asked, as if not offended by what Kane had just said.

"Can't you give us a minute to regain ourselves? You can't just hear something like that and move on!" Edge snarled.

Austin sighed, as if taking a moment to regain himself, "Okay, I'm 'regained' or whatever. Who wants to go next?"

"We should tell happy stories." Torrie stated.

"Fine.. Anyone have a happy story?" Jericho asked.

"WE DO!" Bubba exclaimed.

"Oh this should be good!" Jeff muttered with a grin.

Bubba and Devon did a handshake before they began to tell what would be the most interesting story yet.

"First, we 3Ded this fat dude!" Bubba began.

"And then I GOT THE TABLES!" Devon exclaimed.

"Then, we took his stupid old hag slut and we slammed her through a table! DUDLEY STYLE!" Bubba beamed.

"Oh, but it ain't over! The next time we saw her, we took her wheel chair and we almost rolled her off the stage!" Devon stated. "But we didn't."

"What'd you do?" Christian asked as he took a piece of popcorn from his popcorn tub.

"I power bombed her off the stage into two tables, that's what we did!" Bubba replied.

"OH HELL YEAH! WHAT A STORY! Violence and…Violence! Nothing better than that!" Austin yelled.

"I know, right?" Bubba asked with a smirk.

"You did that to Mae Young, didn't you?" Stephanie asked suddenly.

Bubba and Devon exchanged a look before they both nodded, "Yeah."

"God bless you." Stephanie cried, wiping a tear away.

To Be Continued…

A/N: I was watching some old WWF/E videos and I absolutely LOVED that clip.. It was hilarious. Anyhow, I hope you enjoyed the chapter! More will come at you as soon as I get more ideas, I'm not sure how many more chapters there will be, but I know it is going to be a fantastic end! Review!