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Link, Ruto, Zelda, Mido, Saria were sitting in Link's house.
Link And Company were playing "Imagination".
"I'm a pirate, ARR!" Link cried, waving his sword.
"I'm a fish" Ruto said, doing fish mouth movements.
"I'm a princess!" Malon said, dreamily.
"I'm an ass- aust- an astrothingy"
"I'm a fairy" Navi said.
While they were acting like idiots, Ganon was plotting his second plot…
(Ganon's House)
"Ehem," Ganon coughed, "Muahaha, is that ok?"
"Yes! Just get to the point!" Dark Link and Skull Kid said in unison.
"Creepy, anyways I will… Steal their sweets!" Ganon said dramatically.
"Do you even know if they have any?" Dark Link asked.
"Well…" Ganon sighed, "Wait, why'd you ask?" he asked.
"Well, it just seems every time you hatch a plan," Dark Link sighed, "It some how goes terribly wrong!"
"Like when?" Ganon asked.
"Well remember the time..." Skull Kid mumbled.
(Flashback)
"Look! I got 1p!" Link said amazed.
"Wow!" Zelda gasped.
"Cool," Mido said enviously, "Can I have it?"
"No! Mine!" Link barked.
"I could give it a loving home!" Ganon said, "Of evil…" he thought.
"Really?" Link asked.
"Really, really!" Ganon replied.
"Really, really, really?" Link asked.
"Really, really, really, really!" Ganon shouted.
"Really, really, really, really, really?" Link asked.
"YES!" Ganon barked.
"How could I trust you?" Link asked.
"Because… uh…-" Ganon mumbled.
"No!" Link said, starting to walk away.
As he walked away Link slipped and dropped his penny.
"Mine! All mine!" Ganon cried, grabbing the penny.
"Ooh look!" Link gasped.
"Not now fool!" Ganon shouted.
Link picked up a 100 pound note.
"Im rich!" he cried, "Woo hoo!"
"No!" Ganon moaned, "Why!"
(Flashback)
"Woo! Do it again!" Ganon said.
"Now," Dark Link asked, "did you learn any thing?"
Skull Kid raised his hand.
"Skull Kid?" Dark Link asked.
"Greed is a terrible thing." Skull Kid said.
"Hey, what have you got against greed?" Ganon said, insulted.
"No! It's that your plans always go wrong!" Dark Link sighed, "When will you learn that?"
"Learning's when for I'm old enough to go to school." Ganon said.
"Word up, bro'!" Skull Kid shouted.
"Ergh…" Dark Link sighed.
"Link, give me your sweets!" Ganon shouted to nowhere.
"Ok!" said Link from his window.
Link threw his bowl of sweets to Ganon and it hit him in the head.
"Idiots." Dark Link sighed.
"Word u-" Skull Kid said getting cut off.
"Don't push your luck." Dark Link said, annoyed.
