When I woke up, I saw Nepgear holding a phone. She tapped away at it, looking pretty happy. I noticed Histoire still sleeping next to me. I calmly waited for her to wake up. Eventually she yawned and raised her head. Her head turned to me and I chuckled. "Hey, Histy. You slept like a log." I said. She shrugged, stretching her arms into the air. I sighed, and stood up. I heard a crack. I lifted my bare foot. I had stepped on Histoire's drinking glass, and it had broken, sending shards of glass into my foot. I sucked in a breath as pain shot through my sole.
"YEOWWW!"

Minutes later, I was hissing in pain as Compa pulled tiny shards of glass out of my foot. "Oh god, Kenji! I am so sorry! I must've knocked it off when I curled up next to you!" I sighed. "It's okay." I said softly. "It is NOT okay!" she retorted. "Not in any way! I was lazy and didn't put it away properly! If I was responsible, you wouldn't have gotten hurt!" She was not going to stop. Compa whispered, "Last one. You are doing such a good job for me." she commented. I hissed in pain as she pulled the last shard of glass out. Ram walked in, then she walked back out. Neptune looked at the wound. "Is it like stepping on a Lego?" she asked. I shook my head. "Feels like I stepped on a sharpened metal Lego coated in acid." Compa easily wrapped the injury with cloth, putting antibiotic ointment on it as she went. Soon she finished up and I was allowed to stand. Nepgear healed me right after, which stopped the bleeding. IF was busy using vinegar on the carpet to remove the bloodstain. Oh, by the way, the twins had worked hard to disassemble all of the little pranks that they had set up through the house that would have caused chaos. I waited softly. I heard Neptune gag. "Ram, I thought Kenji said no pranks!" I shouted, "That was me." Neptune had fallen for the eggplant pudding prank. I then turned around and Purple Heart was there, and she was pissed. She pulled out a whip and snapped it. "I don't go to these extremes, but... you asked for it." I looked at her in horror. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

My knees were on fire. Histoire had stopped Neptune from kicking my ass, But Histy decided to take me to her office, make me kneel on a hard wooden floor, and lecture me for a half hour about my behavior setting a bad example for Rom and Ram. Her reasoning for making me kneel was to "let it soak in." She then made me write an apology to Neptune for the prank I pulled, and if she couldn't read it, or it was too aggressive, she would throw it away and make me start over. It took me two tries to get a good letter in. Then, and only then, was when she let me go. Neptune eventually forgave me, but only after I promised to place an order of thirty cups of pudding for her. I knew that I could have kept quiet and let Ram take the blame, but she would've figured it out and hunted me down, and that is a dick move.

Anyways, I was resting on the couch, and I noticed a purple ball of energy floating in the middle of the room. I walked up to the ball of energy and tapped it. There was a flash, and suddenly, I was on my ass. I was confused. What the hell? I put my hand up and felt something. What is this? It's soft... and squishy. I heard a yelp and I was slapped. I flew sideways, smacking into the couch. I looked up. There stood Neptune, and she looked a bit angry. Did I grab her- Great. First she's mad at me for pulling that prank, now she thinks I'm a pervert or something. I said softly, "Hey, Neptune. You.. seem to have grown quite a bit." She frowned, tilting her head. "You must me mistaking me for your dimension's Neptune." I frowned. "My dimension's Neptune?" I repeated slowly. I heard multiple transformations as I turned around. Nepgear and the twins had transformed already, and IF had pulled out her revolvers. I saw another Neptune, this one in the white outfit. I looked back and forth between the two Neptunes, unable to speak.

"Huh. Big Nep what're you doing here?" said the younger looking Neptune. I looked between them again. Histoire floated in. "What's going on here?" she asked. I was unable to speak. She floated closer. "I asked you a question!" I looked at her and said in reply, "I don't know what the (BEEP) is going on here, Histy." I sighed, taking off my dirty shirt, since I was a dude. Noire popped in and shook her head, running at me with some white grass. Before I could say anything, she had wrapped my abs with them. I looked at her. "I have several questions." I stated. Noire looked at me. "Stop lewding!" she snapped. Plutia giggled and, without warning, put her hand in mine, replying, "Try me." Noire screamed and began to freak out. Neptune sighed. "Ever since she found the source of the light grass, she's been going nuts with it." Noire repeated, "STOP LEWDING!"

I wordlessly took a picture of her to put in the memory book later. What the hell was the older Neptune going on about? I slipped on a new shirt as the censorship tape vanished. I heard Broccoli from the end of the hall, bouncing her way to us. She popped into the room with a cupcake in her hand, or, paw. She popped it in her mouth with a soft omph. She bounced over to me, looking at me. "You seem to be in a good mood, nyu." she commented. On cue, I started petting her head. She rubbed against my hand as she began to purr. She is so damn cute! I heard a chuckle from Big Nep. "This is how a relationship works: She is beautiful and he is way too happy about it." Everyone laughed. The Neptune I was used to spoke up next. "So, anyways, we need to get you back to your own dimension, Peashy." Peashy stepped out from behind me. "But it's so boring! There is nothing interesting there!" she whined. I shrugged and decided to get everyone drinks. I knew the coffeemaker was in the closet, so I went over to it. I opened it, and I was abruptly covered in dolls. Plutia had stitched dolls for all of us- including ten of me. I looked at them. "I think Plutia has a crush on me." Big Nep put her hands on her hips. "Well, (BEEP) me gently with a chainsaw!" Everyone shot her looks. Then Iris Heart was right behind me. "You guessed correctly, darling." she giggled. I looked at her. She looked at me smugly. Evilly smugly. I backed up. "What the hell's up with that smile?" She looked at me. "I'll do anything for you, Master." She leaned forward and pressed her mouth to mine. Gasps filled the room as Iris invaded my mouth with her tongue. I resisted at first, but then, with no choice, went with the flow. Oh my God, kissing. Eventually we had to separate because I was beginning to pass out, but I was already putty in her hands. She stroked my head. "Aww, how cute." she giggled. Then I heard her gasp. Then she said, "Is that a flashlight, or are you just happy to see me?" I sighed, as my penis had filled with blood. I would have to get that checked out. Neptune facepalmed. "Plutie, that- That was awful." Plutia giggled. I looked at Compa. "Is it normal for my- umm you know what- to swell with blood?" She giggled in response. "That is completely normal. For reasons I prefer not to tell you to preserve your innocence." she stated. Plutia rubbed my head. "Don't worry! I'll tell you everything you need to know when we get to my bedroom!" She winked at me. Histoire growled. "There are children here!" she said. Nepgear sighed. "Kenji is probably not interested in having a steamy romp with someone like you." Plutia dropped me, and walked over to Nepgear. "Aww, my sweet, submissive Gear." she giggled. She turned to us as she walked Nepgear to her own bedroom. "I need to have a little talk with Nepgear." Nepgear tried to pull away, fear in her eyes. Iris Heart stepped into her bedroom with Nepgear and didn't come out for quite a while.