So painfully long…
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Link, Zelda, Gohma, Volvagia and Iron Knuckle are sitting outside Link's tree house
(Outside Link's tree house)
"Ganon cant be with us today because he had brain freeze." Link said solemnly.
"Click click!(HAHA!)" clicked Gohma.
"And neither can Dark Link or Skull Kid for some reason." Zelda said.
"So we have these replacements!" said Link and Zelda in unison.
"First up is...Gohma!" Link said.
"Click (Hi!)" clicked Gohma.
" Next is...Volvagia!" Zelda announced.
"Aah! I'm on fire!" Volvagia screamed.
"And last we have, drum roll please...Iron Knuckle!"
"Hi!" said Iron Knuckle.
(Crickets chirp)
"Well lets talk then!" said Volvagia.
"About?" asked Link.
"Rattles!" Zelda cried.
"Uh… why?" asked Volvagia and Iron Knuckle.
"I just like them is all..." Zelda muttered.
"Lets talk about-" Volvagia said, before being cut off.
"Click! (Bugs!)" Gohma cracked.
"Metal!" Iron Knuckle suggested.
"Me!" Zelda said.
"Cows!" Link shouted.
"Cows?" Zelda asked.
"I love cows!" Link said "Cows are great!"
"There is no stronger love than a boy and his cow." Iron Knuckle mumbled.
Everyone but Link looked at Iron Knuckle weirdly.
"No really, its true." He said, pointing at Link.
Link was kissing a Lon Lon Cow.
"Click click clickedy clicken click click!(I've seen some sick things in my life but that is just sick!)" Gohma clicked.
"Uh huh." Said Volvagia.
