Toboe: "All right, so as the summary says this is a fic about the oh so infamous Joey Wheeler and his crazy notes!"

Chibi: "Yeah, we sort of realized that we had gone about posting it the wrong way."

Toboe: "So, after a long heated debate-"

Chibi: "What do you mean long? We ate a box of pocky and said, 'Hey, let's redo this thing!'"

Toboe: scratches the back of her head, as a cheesy grin appears on her face "Oh yeah, I forgot."

Chibi: sweat-drops "Oh, you little hoser!"

Toboe: "Anywayz, we hope, yinz, enjoy our refurbished fic!"

Chibi: "And, remember we don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Although we would love to kidnap the entire cast, except Téa."

Chapter 1: I Heart Incas

"Hey, Tristan! Hey, Tristan!", Yugi shouted enthusiastically as he ran into the classroom.

"What is it, Yugi?", Tristan yawned while lifting his head up from his desk.

"Joey wrote a note to us! Joey wrote a note to us!", the little spiky-head teen cheered happily.

"All right!", Tristan grinned. "I gotta read this!" He then took the folded up piece of paper from his much shorter friend and began to read aloud.

It's Mach Pichu Time! Cha! Cha! Cha!

Yugi and Tristan!

Lol, don't ask. I hate Spanish. It muy sucks hairy ass balls! IDK. Yo soy aburrido. Do do do do do. Tea's got a boyfriend! It's rich boy! Lol, yayyyyyyyy! Guess what? I have a baby gurl! Lol, she's my friend online. She's 15. She's my baby gurl and she calls me daddy! It's so cute. She's in Tennessee right now, so I can't talk ta her for a couple days. :( Lol. Boredness. Study hall. Nothin' ta do. Boredom has forsaken me. Mokuba requested ta be my friend on my space. Lol. IDK. Did ya know dat caribou can swim? Well, if ya didn't, ya do now. I can't wait 'til dis weekend. All ya can eat pizza! And Serenity is comin'! Yay! I hope Bakura can come. Somebody broke him. Let's be detectives and find out who it is. Ok. Ouch. My wrist cracked. I know ya heart my awesome, senseless notes. It smells like Lysol and coffee in here. It's gross. Somebody hiccupped. People are laughing. It's not dat funny. Arrrr! I was just thinking of Duke's pirate joke. It's drivin' me nuts! Lol. No pun intended. I saw an interesting' video on yesterday. It was about da gurl's bathroom. It was a real knee-slappa. It made me wanna slap my knee and adopt a giraffe. One time at Battle City, I fell, and Kaiba asked me what my malfunction was. I heart duelin'. Serenity's applying' to be Kaiba's new secretary. …………..Why?………….. Dere are 14 little dots on eitha side of da word "Why." Yes. I counted dem. I have 12 minutes left. Da school is goin' to blow up at 10:05 am. I saw it on a bathroom wall. Let's build a nuclear fallout shelta. It will be enthrallin'. OMG, like I love English vocab. Well g2g. K bye.

Joey

"Um, maybe Joey should consider bringing a magazine next time?", Yugi sweat dropped.

"Yeah,…a magazine", Tristan sweat dropped too.

Toboe: "Well, that's it for now!"

Chibi: "Hope you hosers liked it!"

Toboe: "We're going to blow something up with Bakura now, but please-"

Chibi: "Review!"

Toboe and Chibi: "Sayounara!"