Toboe: "Well, it's your lucky day all Yu-Gi-Oh! fans out there,-"

Chibi: "Because you get a double dose of our fic!"

Toboe: sigh "We were supposed to blow up things with Bakura today."

Chibi: teary-eyed "But, stupid Marik just had to go and electrocute himself,-"

Toboe: "And, now were sitting here in the emergency room."

Chibi: "Listening to Ishizu lecture us about how we should be consistent with Marik's ADHD medication-"

Toboe: "And, watching Bakura send a vending machine to the Shadow Realm,-"

Chibi: "Because it ran out of ruffled potato chips."

Toboe: perks up "Actually, that part was pretty funny!"

Chibi: big cheesy smile on her face "Yeah, let's go see if we can get him to send a toilet there too!"

Toboe: "Okay, but before we go… We hope yinz enjoy our second installment of Joey's Notes and remember-"

Chibi: "We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Although we would love to kidnap the entire cast,-"

Toboe: "Except Téa."

Toboe and Chibi: "Hey, Bakura!"

Chapter 2: Apple Pie Is Delicious

"Hey, Tristan! Hey, Tristan!", Yugi shouted enthusiastically, again, as he ran into the classroom.

"What's up, Yugi, Tristan asked over his shoulder.

"Joey-", he began to say, but stopped as he saw who Tristan was talking to. "Oh, hi, Tea! How are you feeling?"

"Fine, thanks. Just had a little cold.", she replied with a wave and a grin. "Anyway. What you got there, Yugi?"

"Um, just a note from Joey", he mumbled while clambering into his seat.

"A note from, Joey?", she cocked her head questionably.

"Not another one", Tristan groaned.

"Why, what's wrong with that?"

"Oh, you'll see", Tristan reassured as Yugi began to read the note aloud.

All Hail Atahawpa!

(Da Incan Ruler)

Peoples who read dis!

Me and Duke are definitely bringin' Red Bull to da all ya can eat pizza ting. Anywayz, I'm confused. Only old women like me. Ishizu likes me, but she's 24 or somethin' and da granny from my space likes me and she's like 72! Then HarpieGurl was talkin' ta me again last night and told me she wanted ta go back out wit me. I decided I liked her again and told her dat. Den she said, "Nah ya don't, ya don't like me, I've changed a lot." It's like, fine I won't go back out with ya. Stupid face. Guys like rich boy should be sent ta Antarctica ta be eaten by pola bears, walruses, and da like. I accidentally spilled some toothpaste on my uniform dis mornin'. I smell minty fresh! Today my study hall room smells like coffee and nail polish remova. Anotha new scent. It's like unwrappin' a gift for my nose every mornin'! Ahhhh the aroooooomaaaaaa! Like on da Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercial. Yay! Wooooo! Oh, I'm a goofy gooba, YEAH! I LOVE NACHOS! Sometimes, my fingas smells! Sunday mornin', I woke up and thought 'bout cremation. Today, I woke up and thought 'bout sugar snap peas. I'm wack. But not wiggety wack, just da regular kind. Da school didn't blow up at 10:05 am yesterday. Whoeva wrote it on da bathroom wall should blow up at 2:04 pm today. No reason except for da fact dat I like da numbas 2 and 4. Neva wear a sombrero to a memorial service. Remember, ya are responsible for your own actions. Recycle. Sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face when I said dat!

Da probability dat dis is da end of my note is 99.99.

Fricken Awesome Mutt

(Ya know ya heart my fish!)

"Whoa", Tea uttered with her eyes REALLY big.

"Yeah", Yugi sweat dropped.

"But-"

"Don't even try to explain it, Tea", Tristan sweat dropped too.

Toboe: holding her sides in mad laughter "Dude, I can't believe you actually sent the toilet and the guy who was sitting on it to the Shadow Realm!"

Chibi: rolling on the ground, laughing her hinny off "Bakura, you are the Tomb Robber!"

Bakura: smug look on his face, because he's all proud of himself "It's all in a day's work. Now, let's go send Kaiba's three Blue Eyes there too."

Chibi: back to being somewhat normal "Oh, sorta like keep-away, right?"

Bakura: "Bingo!"

Toboe: back to being somewhat normal also "You've been watching Yu Yu Hakusho again: haven't you, 'Kura?"

Bakura: "Yes, I have, but that's not the point-"

Chibi: "Who do you think is cooler Kurama or Hiei?"

Bakura: "Both. Now let's go make some mayhem, my mew mew actresses!"

Toboe and Chibi: salute the mischievous Yami "Yes, sir!"

Chibi: "But, before we go-"

Toboe: turns to the readers "Please review!"

Chibi: "And,-"

Toboe: "Come on, Marik, we're gonna go annoy, Rich Boy!"

Marik: runs out of a random room wearing a hospital gown "Oh, boy!"

Toboe, Chibi, Bakura, and Marik: "Sayounara!"