Toboe: "Well, we're back for another exciting chapter of Joey's Notes!"
Chibi: "We'd like to take a moment and thank all of you-"
Bakura: waiting in the car with the windows up "By Ra, hurry up! It's hotter than the desert in here!"
Chibi: shakes head "We just have to take him to Joy's with us, don't we!"
Toboe: innocent look on her face "What he's the one with all the money and you're the one who wants a life-size Sandrock model so bad!"
Chibi: "Good point."
Toboe: claps hands together "Right! Now as my pocky loving pal was saying before,…we'd like to take a moment and thank all of you how reviewed our story."
Chibi: "This shout out is for crystal ice614 and Psyco Anime Luver!"
Toboe: "We hope you enjoy our latest installation and, as always,-"
Chibi: "We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Although we would love to kidnap the entire cast,-"
Toboe: "Except Téa."
Chapter 3: My Name Is Webster
"So, I said to the guy, 'Yeah, well, you momma!'", Duke finished one of his so-called amazing stories.
"Haaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!"
"It's not that funny, Tristan", Tea sweat dropped.
"Haaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!", Tristan continued to laugh his ass off.
"You obviously don't understand the complexity of the male sense of humor, Tea", Duke said in his usual suave style; yes, the hair flip was included.
"Obviously", Tea replied bluntly as she observed the still laughing idiot.
"Haaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!"
"Grrrr… Tristan, STOP laughing!", Tea finally snapped then and…
"Jesus, Tea, your gonna kill him!", Duke yelled as he tried to peel a ragging Tea off of Tristan.
"No, I'm not!", she screamed, "I'm just going to asphyxiate him a little!"
"Acccccccck!"
"Hey, guys, what's…" of course this is the time that Yugi choose to enter the classroom "go-ing on?"
"Oh," Tea froze in mid-strangle "Yugi, we're just a-"
"Tea, was just going off the deep-end, that's what", Duke smirked as he folded hi arms.
"Duke!", Tea began to fume again.
"Hey, what you got there, Yugi?", Tristan changed the subject; yes, he has regained consciousness.
"Oh, nothing", Yugi rung the white piece of paper nervously.
"It's another one of Joey's note, isn't it?", Tea groaned.
"Ummmmmm…"
"One of Joey's, huh?", Duke cocked his head to the side, with his hands on his hips. "Tristan told me about these. Said they were weirdest things he ever read."
"It is", Tristan mumbled.
"Really?", Duke chuckled, "Than I gotta read it. Yugi," he held out his hand "give it here."
"Are are you sure, Duke?", Yugi held out the note with a shaky hand.
"Of course, I am", he smirked. Then Duke unfolded the note of doom and began to read aloud.
Random Note Time!
OK so I know ya just heart dese notes. My study hall teacha just exclaimed "Oh, cacka!" Sometimes she randomly exclaims tings like dat. She gives me da heepy-jeebies! Here's a song! (in a deep Johnny Cash voice) I'm a Ford truck man! Dat's all I drive! I ain't got no boundaries! I don't compromise! Ain't no doubt my King of da mountain's built Ford tough! OK, dat was great. If ya must know, here's dat pirate joke of Duke's: A pirate walks inta a bar, right? He has a steerin' wheel on his crotch. So, da bartender's like, why da freak are ya wearin' a steerin' wheel on your crotch! And, da pirate says, "Arrrr! It's drivin' me nuts!" Ja ja ja! Dat was full of huma. Maybe not a knee slappa dough. I wanna hug Karine da Kuriboh again at Rich Boy's Battle City. And yes, he did try ta make be wear dat ting, he even offered me a pizza ta do it. Ouch. My arm is killin' me. I fricken pulled a fricken large fricken muscle in my fricken arm…fricken…TUNA! I want HarpieGurl and/or da 72-year-old grandma on my space ta sex me all ova! I know ya totally wanted ta hear dat, but too bad, ya CAN"T! Ya are deaf/blind. How are ya reading' dis? OMG, YA HAVE SUPA POWAS! Well, you're in luck. Actually, you're not, I lied. I am Lord Dragonflyteeth and Serenity's Princess Exoskeleton. We will defeat your horny asses! I like trailin' dots…………
Lord Dragonflyteeth
"Oh, my God", Duke whispered. "Oh, my God! What is wrong with Joey!"
"Everything", Yugi, Tea, and Tristan answered all at the same time.
Toboe: "Well, that's it for now all you anime dudes and chicas!"
Chibi: "Again, we hope you hosers liked it!"
Toboe: "So, please-"
Chibi: "Review!"
Marik: honking the horn over and over again "Get a move on! I'm starting to melt!"
Toboe: screaming at the top of her lungs "Good! Then we can sell Marik popsicles to all your freakin' fan girls and maybe, just maybe, make some money off your miserable behind!"
Chibi: blinking "Whooooaaaa."
Marik: gets out of car and walks up to Toboe
Toboe: arms crossed "What are you going to send me to the Shadow Realm!"
Marik: puts a random gold medal around her neck "Nice comeback!"
Bakura: hanging out of the car window "I think we're starting to rub off on you, Toboe."
Toboe: shakes head "Whatever. Hey, Marik, can you carry that to the car for me." points to the far corner
Marik: confused look "Are car seat? What do we need a car seat for?"
Bakura: still hanging out of the car window "Don't tell me the damn Pharaoh's coming with us!"
Chibi: climbing into the passenger's seat "Yeah, we're picking him up on the way. Why, 'Kura"
Bakura: cussing in Egyptian
Toboe: climbs into the driver's side "What is he saying."
Marik: gets in with the car seat "You don't want to know."
Toboe: sighs "Fine! Let's just go!" starts the engine
Toboe, Chibi, Marik: "Sayounara!"
Bakura: still cussing in Egyptian
