Toboe: running up the stairs inside Yugi's house "Whazzup, all yinz anime dudes and chicas!"
Chibi: skipping behind Toboe "Well, helloooo and how are you hosers!"
Toboe: running down the hall "We're back for another exciting chapter of Joey's Notes!"
Chibi: skipping behind Toboe "We'd like to take this time when the baka Tomb Robber and Tomb Watcher aren't around to thank all of you who have read and reviewed our story!"
Toboe: bursts through Yami's bedroom door and throws herself onto the bed "This shout out is for crystal ice614, Psyco Anime Luver, Valinor's Twilight, and Blonde Tenshi!"
Chibi: plops down in Yami's beanbag chair "We hope you enjoy are latest installation and, as always-"
Toboe: "We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Although we would love to kidnap the entire cast,-"
Toboe and Chibi: "Except Téa."
Toboe: turns head to the side "Ready, Yami?"
Chibi: throws arms into the air "Road trip!"
Yami: sitting beside Toboe on the bed "Don't you ever knock?"
Toboe: smacks forehead "That's what I forgot!"
Chapter 4: You Can Achieve Anything When You Have Bacon In Your Pockets
"So, 'Kura, what's it like in America?", Tristan asked everyone's favorite Brit, who just so happened to be on vacation for the past couple of weeks.
"Well, it's quite nice!", Ryou answered with a polite smile. "The cities there aren't as crowded and-"
"And, the babes are all top-shelf!", Duke interrupted, a smug look on his face. "Aren't they, "Kura?"
Poor Ryou, his face turned ten shades of red just then, "Ac-Ac-Actually, D-Duke, th-they're-"
"Stop it, Duke!", Téa, Ms. Goody-Goody herself, stepped in. "Can't you see that you're making him uncomfortable!"
"What!", Duke threw his hands up defensively. "I was only asking him if the rumors about American women were true or not!"
"Is that all you think about!", she snapped.
"At least I'm not a friendship junkie like you!", dice boy spat back.
"Excuse me! What's wrong with valuing-"
"So, 'Kura, did you hook up with anyone while you were there?", Tristan asked, oblivious to the fact that Téa and Duke were about to destroy each other
"Tristan!", Téa huffed. "How can you-"
"Ac-Ac-Actually," Ryou stuttered "I-I-"
"Bakura!", Téa gasped.
"Whoa", was all Tristan and Duke could mange to say, their eyes as big as saucers.
"No, it's not like that!", the albino teen spoke frantically. "You see, I meet these two girls, Toboe and Chibi, and-"
"Bakura!", Téa gasped again.
"Whoa", was all Tristan and Duke could manage to say once more, their eyes still as big as saucers.
"And, all we did was hang out and they showed me around and they were craziest blokes I've ever met!", he blurted out.
"Oh!"
"Is that all?"
"Man, "Kura you are a big loser."
Ryou did an anime fall, "Thank you, Duke. I think highly of you as well."
"Speaking of people who are messed up in the head, here comes Yugi", Tristan announced upon seeing the starburst teen enter the classroom.
"And, it looks like he's got another one of Joey's notes", Duke added, noticing how pale his friend looked.
"One of Joey's notes?", Ryou cocked his head to the side questionably.
"Yeah," Tristan sighed, taking the folded up piece of white paper from the dazed Yugi "you gotta hear this." And so, Tristan began to read out loud:
Bing! Pow! It's Da Domino High Check-in!
Caribou Lovas of da World!
I'm bored, so it's note time! Mokuba called yesterday and left a message. Apparently Tristan signed me up ta dress as Karine da Kuriboh again for Rich Boy's next tournament. I'm supposed ta be dere at 12:45! I hope I finish my third breakfast by den! Lol. Stupid Tristan! J/K. I have 30 minutes left. I'm so bored! Blah! Money Bags was talkin' ta me 'bout Serenity yestaday. She's gonna be his new secretary. She justs wants ta get inta Kaiba Land fow free. I'm definitely not sharin' my pocky with her anymore! Uh-uh. I'm gonna share it w/ Yug and Tristan! We're gonna get sugar highs and run around da park singin', "Cookin' Is So Fun!" Lol. Mokuba told me dat his brotha likes tongs! EWWWW! Okay, I wanna change da subject. So…how's Yami? Did he go on any cool adventas lately? Yug should send him ta China and buy him a pet panda! Remind me ta tell ya dis blonde joke. It's too long ta write and I'm very lazy. 17 minutes now! Time ta draw all ova my face!
Da Monsta Dat Lives In Yow Closet
"Oh, my!", Ryou exclaimed, hand over his mouth in a dramatic fashion.
'Mommy!', Yami Bakura whimpered from within in his soul room.
Toboe: "That's it for now!"
Chibi: "Again, we hope your hosers liked it!"
Toboe: "So, please-"
Chibi: "Review!"
Toboe: looks in her rearview mirror "Everyone strapped in back there!"
Yami: in the car seat with his arms crossed "Why, must I use this Ra forsaken thing!"
Marik: evil grin "Because we wouldn't want the girls getting in trouble with the state authorities."
Bakura: evil grin "Now, let's make sure your seatbelt's nice and tight." yanks on said strap
Yami: "Acccccckkkkkk!"
Toboe: "'Kura, don't make me come back there!" smacks Bakura with the flyswatter she had on the dashboard
Chibi: shakes head "This is going to be a long trip."
Toboe, Chibi, Bakura, Marik, and Yami: "Sayounara!"
