Disclaimer: Own all except for the Marauders.
To James Potter – for helping me to successfully mount a broomstick.
Section I: Introduction – Profiles of Members of Faculty
Marauder I – James Potter
Title:
Head of Department of Mischief
Given Name:
James Potter
Tolerable AKAs:
Potter/Prongs
Intolerable AKAs:
Jamsie/Prongsie (Warning: Used under strict restrictions by Sirius Black only)
Profession:
Beating the crap out of Slytherin at Quidditch, making fun of Severus Snape's sorry existence, getting rejected by Lily Evans 24 times a day, 168 times a week, 672 times a year, etcetera, etcetera.
Likes/Hobbies:
Looking at, talking about, and annoying Lily Evans, playing Quidditch, seeing Snape humiliated, seeing Snape injured, thinking of Snape's death, and patting/bathing/cleansing his broomstick – Robert the Cleansweep.
Dislikes/Hates:
SEEING SEVERUS SNAPE ALIVE AND HEALTHY, and going to the dreadful Divination classes.
Accomplishments:
Burning Professor Binn's ashes, setting Professor Dumbledore's beard on fire (which he had been thanked for), feeding Fawkes an emerald gobstone without getting caught, successfully transforming Roudolphus Lestrange into a pink ferret, skillfully tongue-tying Snape for calling Lily Evans a You-Know-What, and successfully becoming an Animagus.
(Note: Listed only recent pranks, otherwise I'll run out of parchments.)
Saddest Moments:
When he first had the misfortune of meeting Snape on his first train-ride to Hogwarts, when he got creamed by the Slytherin Quidditch team because of a bad case of thumb-thitis, and when he gets rejected (note: present tense) by Lily Evans, which is 24 times a day, 168 times a week…(refer to 'Profession' for specific numbers)
Best Moments:
When he first met Lily Evans, every time Gryffindor wins the House Cup or Quidditch game, and every time he successfully jinxes Snape and his gang.
Favorite Subjects:
Everything except for Divination and History of Magic.
Least Favorite Subjects:
Nothing except for Divination and History of Magic
Favorite Teachers:
Professor Dumbledore (otherwise known as Bumblebee),
Professor McGonagall (otherwise known as Minnie), and
Professor Slughorn (otherwise known as Sluggy)
Least Favorite Teachers:
ARGUS FILCH
Favorite In-School Pets:
Moony, Fawkes.
Least Favorite In-School Pet:
MRS NORRIS
Mortal Enemies:
Severus Snape (otherwise known as Snivellus),
and all the other losers who belong to Slytherin.
Favorite Quotes:
"S-N-A-P-E, what does that spell? GREASEY-HARIED LOSER, of course!"
"I love you, Evans!"
"Peter, my dear friend, would you please STOP TUGGING MY SLEEVES!"
"Call me Prongsie one more time, and I'll pants you, Paddie-foot."
