Disclaimer: Own all except Marauders.
To Remus Lupin – who does not want this piece of parchment written in the first place whatsoever.
Section I: Introduction – Profiles of Members of Faculty
Marauder III – Remus Lupin
Title:
Remus claims he is not part of the Marauder Corporation of Mischief (the word "not" is stressed due to Remus' personal request)
Given Name:
Remus Lupin
Preferred AKA:
Nothing except Remus Lupin
Likes/Hobbies:
Reading, learning, studying, and anything else that relates to school.
Dislikes/Hates:
The name MOONY, getting in trouble (which is impossible here in MC), and seeing full moons…
Worst Fear:
Getting anything below "E" for an assignment.
Proudest Moment:
When he beat James and Sirius on a Divination paper.
Worst Moment:
When he got an "A" for one of Slughorn's especially difficult Potions assignment.
Favorite Subjects:
Everything except for Potions
Least Favorite Subject:
Potions
Long-Term Goals:
Become the Head Boy, improve in Potions, and get an actual date (inevitably with the help from Sirius)
Tips From Lupin On – What Else, School!
Rule #1: Study before, not during a test.
Rule #2: Using Professor Binns as your subject for your Famous Witches and Wizards term paper will get you an "O" for sure.
Rule #3: Be nice to Fawkes…it has powerful friends…
Rule #4: Establish a good relationship with Mrs Norris.
Rule #5: Keep yourself out of the Slug Club, at all cost.
Rule #6: Don't get caught calling Professor McGonagall "Minnie" when she has a wand in her hand.
Rule #7: If Professor Flitwick has heard you calling him "short" before, or any other words of the like in this case…good luck on staying human.
