Disclaimer: Own all except Marauders.

To Remus Lupin – who does not want this piece of parchment written in the first place whatsoever.

Section I: Introduction – Profiles of Members of Faculty

Marauder III – Remus Lupin

Title:

Remus claims he is not part of the Marauder Corporation of Mischief (the word "not" is stressed due to Remus' personal request)

Given Name:

Remus Lupin

Preferred AKA:

Nothing except Remus Lupin

Likes/Hobbies:

Reading, learning, studying, and anything else that relates to school.

Dislikes/Hates:

The name MOONY, getting in trouble (which is impossible here in MC), and seeing full moons…

Worst Fear:

Getting anything below "E" for an assignment.

Proudest Moment:

When he beat James and Sirius on a Divination paper.

Worst Moment:

When he got an "A" for one of Slughorn's especially difficult Potions assignment.

Favorite Subjects:

Everything except for Potions

Least Favorite Subject:

Potions

Long-Term Goals:

Become the Head Boy, improve in Potions, and get an actual date (inevitably with the help from Sirius)

Tips From Lupin On – What Else, School!

Rule #1: Study before, not during a test.

Rule #2: Using Professor Binns as your subject for your Famous Witches and Wizards term paper will get you an "O" for sure.

Rule #3: Be nice to Fawkes…it has powerful friends…

Rule #4: Establish a good relationship with Mrs Norris.

Rule #5: Keep yourself out of the Slug Club, at all cost.

Rule #6: Don't get caught calling Professor McGonagall "Minnie" when she has a wand in her hand.

Rule #7: If Professor Flitwick has heard you calling him "short" before, or any other words of the like in this case…good luck on staying human.