By Superpower37

Disclaimers: See chapter 1.

Author's note: None.

Chapter 2: Welcome

They were all thinking about how to tell Barbra and Lloyd except for Kyle.

"Wait! We're not disappearing, so he must have met Petunia and gotten married to her" Phil pointed out. The others agreed and shrugged their shoulders. They brought Kyle to their house.

"Hey guys" Barbra said. She then looked at Kyle.

"Hey mom" Phil said.

"Who's this" Barbra asked. Phil sighed and looked up at his mom with an exasperated look.

"You know who this is mom. We've told him" Phil said. Pim was in the middle of coming into the kitchen. She turned on her heel.

"I'm out of here" she said. Barbra put her hands on her hips. Pim left anyway. Kyle was sort of impressed.

"I can't believe you told him! You could cause a ripple effect in the timeline! We might not even be born" Barbra yelled. Kyle turned to them.

"I've got Petunia's number and I'm going to meet her tomorrow" Kyle said stunning them all "Don't ask". Lloyd came in and they told him. He had the same reaction.

"So Kyle, do you want to have dinner with us" Barbra asked. She was hopeful. She wanted to meet her relative.

"Sure" he said. At dinner, he told them a little about himself. He also gave Pim, a.k.a. Small Fry, some pranking advice. They both ignored the death glare that Barbra was sending them. Phil invited Kyle up to his room. He went into the closet to get some gadgets out.

"COOL" Kyle shouted. He carefully took them and played with each.

"Be careful with that! Don't push that BUTTON" Phil nearly screamed as the New Ager's beam hit him. Lloyd saw Kyle with it.

"You already know what that button does, right? Now press this button and the age will go up" he said completely oblivious to the fact that Phil was now a baby. Lloyd was taking to Kyle and didn't mind anymore that Kyle knew about them.

"Pooppy" Phil yelled. Then, a nasty smell entered the room and the guys realized that Phil wasn't a teenager anymore. Lloyd grabbed the New Ager and beamed Phil back to a teen.

"Sorry Phil" he said once Phil returned to normal. Kyle was laughing and Phil glared daggers at him.

"Why don't you try and stop yourself from going in your pants. Then we'll see who's laughing" he retorted. Kyle stopped laughing instantly.

"Well, I've got to go. I'll see you in school tomorrow Phil" he said. He said goodbye to the family. Little did they know, someone was after the Diffy's.

Chapter 2 is done. Please R&R!