Disclaimer: Traditional 'not owning' blah you never read but we must write.
Dedication: To all those who read, but don't flame!.
The Asses of Konohagakure
Kakashi is a smart ass.
Iruka's learned to haul ass.
Lee knows how to kick ass.
Sasuke's considered bad ass.
Shikamaru is a lazy ass.
Naruto is a dumb ass.
Chouji has a big ass.
Kiba can be very asinine.
Hokages must learn to kiss ass.
-fin-
A/N: Yeah, usually I don't swear in my fics, but I saw a shirt in Canada with these nine listed on it and this just…popped out, as it were.
