Link went into his house, only to see Link knocked out on the floor.

"Its all for the best, unless you want some very long and strange explanation." Link said, "Who AM I talking to?"

Having two Links may confuse you so we will refer to them as Link and Link to mess up your brain even more.

Saria sat a the bottom of Links tree wondering why he was up so early.

"Im sitting at the bottom of Links tree wondering why he is up so early." Saria said in a monotone voice, "I mean," she said, back to normal "I wonder why Link is up so early."

"Hoho!" said a voice from behind Saria…

"Hoho!" it repeated for the sake of it.

Saria turned around to see Navi flying there.

"What?" Saria cried, "I OWNED J00!"

"This will all make sense if I explain it…" Navi sighed, "So, one day me and Link were walking around Hyrule when in a flash a little rectangle thing appears, so Link searched 'Moblin Chicken Wing' because he was hungry and he ended up here."

"It still makes no sense, you SHOULD be dead!" Saria moaned.

"Oh see!" Navi cried, "Now he'll get flamed for plotholes."

"Oh sorry!" Saria cried

Cough

"Oh right." Saria said, "Now that our horrific incident of terror is over," Saria said in her monotone voice "How about some breakfast? The most important meal of the day, serving it up Navi way, BAP!"

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