Link and Navi were walking through Hyrule fields.

"Why are we here?" Navi asked, "This is pointless!"

"Pointless? This is exquisite!" Link replied cheerfully, "Hear that! Explicit!"

"I worry for you Link." Navi sighed, "Now what are we looking for, Swords, Heart Pieces, Enemies, Bombs, ANYTHING?"

"Look, on the horizon!" Link cried.

"What? What?" Navi asked eagerly.

"Trees!" Link said running towards them.

"Trees." Navi sighed.

10 minutes later

"Treeeees!" Link continued, "Treeeeeees!"

Link ran up to a tree and hugged it.

"Link, were in the Lost Woods again! AGAIN!" Navi screamed

Link then bit into a tree.

"Mmmm.. A 1984 oak I'd say." Link said thoughtfully.

"We came here to sample TREES!" Navi cried, "TREES?"

Navi's voice changed into a high pitched squeal and she exploded.

"Finally!" Link sighed.