Link stood there, breathing heavily. He clutched his sword to his chest and stared across at Ganondorf, his heart was thumping madly and so was his pulse…

"Got any threes?" Link asked

"Dammit! I got five of them!" Ganondorf said and got shot out the window by the force of Link talking.

"I'll get you, you and your MEDDLING fairy!" Ganondorf shouted.

Splat

"NOO! I DROPPED MY BANANA!" Ganondorf cried.

"Riiiight, banana." Link said, rolling his eyes, "Anyways, where is my meddling fairy?"

"Right here Link!" said Navi.

"Navi, where have you been?" Link said, putting on his motherly voice.

"Uh… shopping…" Navi said strangely "For… cats…"

"Did you get us one then?" Link asked excitedly, "Did ya? Did ya?"

"Uh…" Navi said "N-"

"Hey, wait a second, your not Navi" Link cried, "Your just Ganondorf in a big pink tutu!"

"Damn!" Ganondorf said, as he flew out the window again. "I'll get you and your MEDDLING fairy! I will!" Ganondorf shouted.

Splat

"NOO! MY VCR!" Ganondorf cried, "Why?"

Link reached into his pocket and brought out Navi.

"There you are, under my heavy rock collection that are packed together so that no oxygen can get in!" Link said, smiling.